13 posts
Waste of Void
Played by Ben
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Post by omegaUnfortunate on Jul 17, 2016 16:44:47 GMT
==Hello Everyone, my name is Blaine Blanc, native Waste of Void and Current Something of Void. Why something? I haven't, as of yet, rolled an aspect that was not Void, so thus I can logically conclude that I am once again blessed with the aspect of Nothing. It looks like I shall be the one leading this session, and I will do my very best to keep everyone alive and such.==
==Based on the.... Uniqueness of this universe (Super Mecha Death Christ... Seems to me like a dangerous bout of frog corruption or the like) I can infer that our medium will be at least as unique. I recommend preparing accordingly.==
==It's been a pleasure and I look forward to working with you==
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10 posts
Bard of Dreams
Played by Nedben
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Post by waitWhat on Jul 17, 2016 17:14:08 GMT
The game will change. It is certain.
The vague ministrations of my ally of choice aside, this is Agasti Osiemm. Native Bard of Dreams and current...I have no idea. I have acquired a happily intact Grimoire of the Zoologically Dubious from the heresy burning incinerator room, so if this world's reverence of the angelic oppression with trappings of righteousness and glory goes with us, we will not be unarmed.
See you when the game comes for us again. This church will likely be full of angel cultists for the apocalypse sermons, but they should be doomed so no issue there some housekeeping won't fix.
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16 posts
Bane of Hope
Played by Jossar
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Post by obfuscatoryAlpinist on Jul 17, 2016 17:16:05 GMT
seems to be relatively UNDER control to me blaine. at least your TEXT isnt vanishing.
oh RIGHT introductions. im albert siek native bane of hope and I have the opposite situation where SINCE my aspect learned that i can finish a game right i could be potentially anything. looking forward to getting to know everybody since that seems to be THE most unique part of our roller coaster ride through time and space.
weird biblical stuff is usually a BAD sign for a session. but it shouldnt be A problem for replayers right? apart from maybe having a SPRITE thats a little too zealous. after all if we were going to go crazy that SHOULD have shown up in the game by now.
but yeah above guy is RIGHT in that we should prep. im a bit hesitant on agastis advice FOR going the exact opposite way though. anybody have the current CAPTCHA code for a pair of earmuffs?
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13 posts
Waste of Void
Played by Ben
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Post by omegaUnfortunate on Jul 17, 2016 19:30:44 GMT
== While I do not have a code for a pair of earmuffs, I can have a friend in another session send over a code, or a picture if you have some way to extract from that.==
==On a side note, I have finally discovered what the point of this mansion is. This is the summer home of His highness Super Mecha Death President. Joy.==
==While he is not currently here, I have planned accordingly should he ever grace me with his presence. It seems I have replaced his butler or janitor or the like. Oddly, I am the only one here in the entire mansion, but I have learned not to question things like this.==
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16 posts
Bane of Hope
Played by Jossar
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Post by obfuscatoryAlpinist on Jul 18, 2016 0:54:31 GMT
the code will probably be more useful at this POINT theres not really anything to work with in here.
im apparently in the room of the mechanic who MAINTAINS the holy spirit drive of the hyper crucifixion aegis their spelling not mine. i choose to believe that this is a trained professional who out of the GOODNESS of his dwarfish heart agreed to toil away in keeping a holy relic under dark and cramped conditions rather than the alternative. though it probably means that no one is going to look in here UNLESS this thing breaks down in the meantime.
to my future SERVER player. i havent broken open stuff to LOOK at it for the above reason. but given SBURB logic thats probably the first thing that needs to happen to fit the alchemiter. fortunately that logic also means the PRIESTS wont open the door until meteor time.
so this cant be THE weirdest thing here. anybody else have an interesting STORY as to where they ended up?
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13 posts
Waste of Void
Played by Ben
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Post by omegaUnfortunate on Jul 18, 2016 1:12:50 GMT
==The code is mgdrpuff in case anyone else wants it.==
==I would also like to enquire as to whether or not anyone has received your disks yet. I am not sure whether or not this totalitarian mess has a wholly functional postal service, and as of yet have received neither of my disks.==
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4 posts
Ward of Law
Played by Harrison
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Post by oxfordCommander on Jul 18, 2016 3:45:42 GMT
While I can't attest to the postal service, I can assure you all that their astronautic and military divisions are quite competent. Looks like they cleaned this place out, this place being what seems to have been a rebel base on the moon. I don't know why the left it intact, maybe something to do with Skaianet's usual chicanery. Either way, I appear to be on the moon, and will hopefully not die due to lack of oxygen anytime soon.
I think the people on this moon were some kind of cult. A few pentagrams, even a detailed demonological text. I can see why the angels would hunt them down.
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13 posts
Waste of Void
Played by Ben
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Post by omegaUnfortunate on Jul 18, 2016 4:04:12 GMT
==Hooray, another session mate! Sorry to hear about your current predicament, hopefully you can find disks around there. ==
==On a small side note, I have located something called the Button of Unending Glory to Our Lord. Upon further inspection I discovered that it was attached to a giant cannon which I believe is pointing directly at the moon. Well then==
==Edit: So OK. Wow. Umm guys... I Don't know how to say this... But I found a portrait of the Super Mecha Death President.==
==It's Ben Stiller.==
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16 posts
Bane of Hope
Played by Jossar
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Post by obfuscatoryAlpinist on Jul 18, 2016 4:13:45 GMT
much thanks FOR the code ou.
being a messengers PROBABLY a symbolic post. this does seem like the kind of place that WOULD treat the mail like a holy quest. i suspect that in my case that the discs are probably ALREADY here and ill need to go hunting through the mechanism tunnels. should be fun if theres wiring in the shape of mystic LEYLINES or if the engine is actually impressive in nature. half of the EXPERIENCE is in the adventure.
likewise glad to SEE you onboard oc. hate to hear about your situation though as agasti suggested NUKING the site from orbit is probably their usual symbolic tactic. so do we try to sabotage the BUTTON or assume that causes a paradox if we succeed?
EDIT: ugh REALLY? so did he actually make movies here AND if so what does alternate universe zoolander look like?
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13 posts
Waste of Void
Played by Ben
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Post by omegaUnfortunate on Jul 18, 2016 4:28:59 GMT
== I have been exploring this house some more, and the more I do the more disturbed I become. For example, I have found a large room in the east wing dedicated to nothing but sharp objects of every variety. It seems like the idea place for a certain Derse Archagent, and I will take appropriate caution. ==
== Believe it or not, there is an AU Zoolander, and I intend on watching it sometime in the future. But not before AU Night at the Museum. ==
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7 posts
Muse of Mist
Played by Harrison
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Post by awesomeHellraiser on Jul 19, 2016 6:25:20 GMT
To quote the great Thomas Jefferson: "What'd I miss?"
Seriously though holy shit this world is a hot mess, and not the good kind. We got bibles in the streets, chastity belts in the sheets, and Ben Stiller takin' Clinton's rightful beats! If we're not careful we're all gonna get corrupted as hell
Also Skaianet or it's equivalent is probably why OC is still alive, they'd have pulled strings to keep it viable for a player to live there so the game can progress
Anyway, point is, we might be a little bit screwed but if we're all careful and not stupid with the angel stuff we should be fine. That means we should all be really careful to avoid throwing anything angelic into those sprites. Like the bible.
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112 posts
Page of Void
Played by Ben
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Post by alphanumeric on Jul 19, 2016 16:26:36 GMT
Hello all, seems I've been dropped into this uber-religious pseudo-hell. Super Mecha Death Christ. Seriously. Seems like we have a seriously angel-corrupted gfrog here. If I ever meet whomever let that happen, they are in for a serious verbal beat down.
Anyway, this session seems like it's gonna be a ton of fun, I'm always game for some serious corruption dodging, shit exploding shenanigans.
Idk what I've landed on this session, as opposed to my void-locked friend Blaine here. If ya'll are down for any parties or the like, stop by wherever the hell I end up and we'll get down.
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13 posts
Waste of Void
Played by Ben
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Post by omegaUnfortunate on Jul 19, 2016 16:35:28 GMT
==Greetings Ben, glad to have you in a session once again!==
==Cordial welcome aside, it is truly great to know we're gonna see each other again, and hopefully this time under much better circumstances.==
==I believe that that's everyone for this session, it seems to me like we have an interesting bunch here. For now, let's focus on surviving this world, and maybe try not to die. (Yes Ben, this is directed at you.)==
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10 posts
Bard of Dreams
Played by Nedben
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Post by waitWhat on Jul 19, 2016 17:21:14 GMT
lilyCorrupter and friends have gone idle totes paperwork I swearAH: oh my fuckin' god am I rightAH: I'm right aren't I what the fuckAH: I really hope so people who aren't literal monsters show upAH: *someAH: goddammit 01:57:21 telestialGrotto and friends have returned from idle!TG: Oooh, a new person!TG: What's your opinion on the taste of human flesh?LC: what the fuck skaia whyTG: inb4 skaianet delivers an answer w/ meteorsAH: What the fuck.LC: Welcome to 'why Julie is constantly under as much mind control as I can do, plus Rhyme buffs'LC: If you want sane people I have a drugged caveman and some trolls on meme dial.alphanumeric has connectedAC: Said meme dial is just spamming them with rickrolls and get in the chat messages?AN: Yo, going thru door nowTG: wait noTG: waitAN: WhatTG: Aren't you going to say goodbyes to likeTG: the normal people?AN: I'm not very good at goodbyestelestialGrotto waves to all the sane people to remind us they existTG: ...well, can't stop you. Guess you did goodbye post. AN: YeaAN: Well, um, bye guys, whenever you all see thisAN: It's been realAC: Bye.LC: Bye.alphanumeric has been disconnected (Doors)alphanumeric has connectedTG: Inb4 he reconnects in like 5 seconds and it's been days as his temporal lockstep re-AN: And I'm backTG: holy fuck you time ninja'd meAN: LelTG: }(*v*){ So how's the angelworld you allegedly were guarantreplayed on?AN: HOLY FUCKAN: DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGTG: >implying WW doesn't leak deets when askedAN: BLAINEomegaUnfortunate has connectedOU: ==Yes?==AN: Guess what I seeOU: ==what==AN: I'm staring right at a painting of Super Mecha Death ChristOU: ==...==AH: super mecha death christ oh shit this idiot is my problem nowOU: ====AN: Ohhai you're in this session too I guessAN: I'm BenAH: okay that is one smile more than platonicwaitWhat and friends have connected!LC: hooray for normal peopleAN: No commentLC: Good, because I am totally thinking they're in love or something *shipping intensifies*WW: WhatAH: they're gonna angelfuck or something aren't they goddammitWW: I get nagged on here by human love songs and now people are talking about pailingWW: *waves the white flag of surrender*CA: Casual.CA: Don't let Agasti die or there will be ghosts and possibly an Endless Climb that sounded like a good idea at the time.AN: NotedAN: @ah excuse meAH: This session is 100% bullshit tier guaranteed alreadyAN: Sounds like my kind of partyOU: ==Lets not do anything brash==AH: What I suggested isn't even in the top 10 layers of probably bullshitAH: Your kind of party? AN do you LIKE being dead?AN: ^LC: If you guys are not against prophecy I can have waitWhat see how actually accurate the 8ball is.AN: I have a certain affinity for..... ShenanigansOU: ==Like the planet you blew up==LC: more like angels bitch I can hear what Julie hears AH: Everyone knows that 8balls are bullshit, and cueballs are impossible to readAN: Yes, like thatWW: *offendedness intensifies*dilatoryShepherd has reconnectedCA: *paps Agasti*WW: *accepts pat*AN: So where the f*** am I anywayDS: [alternian]you goddaaaamn humaaaan pieces of shit keep your sexuaaaal bullshit in privaaaate chaaaats[/alternian]LC: [alternian]Baaaa baaaa woolbeast have you any wool yes sir yes sir it's a fucking woolbeast[/alternian]LC: lolOU: ==Whyyyyy==DS: [alternian]suck aaaa knob TG[/alternian]DS: [alternian]*LC[/alternian]lilyCorrupter has uploaded okayletussuckthatdoorknob.png to the server!AN: @ou we need to write an alternian translator((It's a picture of Lils and Julie licking a doorknob.))AN: Wtf LillianTG: use autotranslate by highlighting and copypasting.AN: AhhaAN: But seriously why are you eating the doorLC: A little sheep asked me to.OU: ==and do you do everything a sheep tells you to do==LC: If I did that you would need your shiny repaired from all the misty shenanigans to your poor voidy heart.LC: *AN: PoeticAN: But don't touch his heartAN: Or elseLC: *deep intent to shinyfondle intensifies*LC: WW be a dear and ping me the fuck an idea of where your session is when you're in?WW: ...um?LC: LC: holdan, gotta nuke some shitLC: WW, you need pics. Get in on this shitLC: brbOU: ==WW do not under any circumstances ping Lillian==AH: Yeah that sounds like a shit-tier ideaAH: Glad to know OU has a good head on his shouldersAN: It's his best tearAN: I*traitOU: ==My Thanks==AH: Shit I gotta look through this house for something non-angelicAH: Oh! Ohohoho. These fuckers were hiding some goddamn contrabandAN: What did you find?AH: Fuckin neon genesis evangelion postersAN: YessssssssAN: I still haven't found anythingAN: Even the chairs have crosses on themAH: shit somebody better hug you when you get inOU: ==I shall==AN: Looking forward to it AH: I haven't seen this much sexual tension since smallvilleLC: bakWW: *shuddering intensifies*AN: WhyyyyyyyyLC: Once you two clean out the angels test if sex counts as prolonged personal contact for expunging angelic corruptionLC: #endgameshipsOU: ==-_____-==TG: ...TG: Well, I suppose nobody should be making SSVD outfits then TG: meep.WW: Speaking of pailing did anybody actually test if DM was right?OA: obfuscatoryAlpinist here just wanted to liveblog this journey INTO the heart of the stupidest thing ever.LC: As a deals networker I'll be happy to provide discount soul repair for anybody who needs the angelic holes in their shiny patched up.LC: ^_^TG: Why are you going into what is most likely a gigantic angelic machine?WW: Outlook good for this ending 'well'. Value of 'well' not defined yet.OA: because my presession hates us ALL and me especially.OA: so I got stuck in super mega DEATH christs fifty foot tall shield crucifixLC: cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/179509188475486208/204999697574658049/kyoko_oh_boy_here_we_go.pngOA: so yeah glowy white lines ARE flowing out of the room down three different hallwaysWW: I have broodfester and recitations I can PM you if you want the symbolic protection of shadows against the fiery light.LC: Do they smell like oppression?OA: eh?OA: they smell like CHEAP knockoff brandOA: everything in this place seems like they just CRIBBED together miscellaneous fake symbolic junk and called it a holyOA: relicOA: for instance going down the central path im now in the INDIANA jones temple from the beginning of raiders.OA: and yep theres the golden idol.OA: thats funny LOOKS like whatshisname.LC: lol don't move it gold's heavy u fuckLC: what the hell is it?LC: MORE recursive SMDCs?OA: a denizen CANT remember which one.WW: Found an undecorated floor tile that could passably be not angelic.WW: Yeah this shit's the 1st not overtly angelic thing I could fucking find into the kernelsprite it will go once discs get here.OA: okay leaving the temple with the OBVIOUS boulder bait aloneOA: though theres a closed door SO not done for good.OA: other path leads into...TG: ._.OA: yeah know what i give up on this planets logic.LC: lol what's in it?LC: A live angel?OA: its a mosaic room with smdc riding some long magic dog with a human face INTO the sun like a piece of garbage.LC: *forty-eight pointed star sigil defense drawing*LC: nope.aviOA: while in other mosaics things JUST explode constantlyLC: *horrorterror equivalent to sign of cross intensifies*HT: Simply terrifyingly disgusting.HT: Feel free to barf if the angels become too much for you.OA: but as i said before thats not the worst part.HT: %_% whatOA: it's that this is all so HORRIBLY cobbled together.HT: *eldritch crying intensifies* noble circle it sounds so ugly how are you not dying of actually seeing thatOA: also the place is surprisingly linear and I wanted a COOl sprawling dungeon of a thing.OA: believe me its pretty eyebleeding its in all pastels AND lime green too.LC: fuck you skaianeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetLC: oh god what if the first guardian's an angel or some shitLC: *rainbow vomiting intensifies*OA: hey at least im not in OUs place.WW: Um...SkaiaNet doesn't seem to be very much of a thing here with the angel problem. How are we going to get out of here and condemn it to fiery meteoric death?WW: Like the apocalypse sermons are coming up soon @_@OA: the super mecha death president PROBABLY has actual relics and all.WW: Betty Crocker seems to be flagged as a rebel terrorist organization in this universe, as is Ice-Pick Lodge. The two backups are both indisposed.OA: complete with holiness shooting out of BEN stiller a gaunt eyeballs.WW: *8_8*OA: i suspect some holy questant has blind IDIOT instructions to deliver the mail though.oxfordCommander [OC] has joined the chat!WW: Hello, person on my Trollian session-imposed friendlist.OC: Hey, so, good news. I found controls to what seem to be game disc delivery cannonsWW: wait whatWW: So you are the ticket out of here?OC: So... everyone's game is gonna get dropped on them from the moon, I guess.OA: these arent the cannons for NUKING the moon right?WW: Do they come with reentry flameshields and parachutes?WW: ...She must be busy working them as we speak. @_@OA: anyways final ROOM sad to say.OA: and its just an empty place WITH a hole in the center.LC: lol is anything down there?OA: nope too SMALL of a hole.OA: any ideas for AVOIDING death by boulder?LC: your current inventory. List please?OA: well the mechanic didn't leave much here JUST his toolkit and this presumably illegal book of greek myths.OA: everything else is obviously HOLY and thus a bad ideaTG: Can you see where the boulder is?TG: If it's not laden with holy symbols you could try prototyping it. Greek gods are usually denizen-level.TG: I'm not you, but I would have a hard time if imps shot denizen lasers.OA: no but i have a golden idol sitting ON top of a pedestalOA: and HAH were not even at the entry yet this is just the hoops to get the gameWW: It would appear OC has the moon guns and is prepping them to shoot games at us using our obscenely accurate chat client GPS indicators.OA: are THERE enough?WW: Enough what? Sburb's aseity doesn't allow for cancelling the session once it exists except by failure and dying horribly.WW: Need to stop holiness? Try writing quotes from the Necronomicon all over everything.OA: no i mean OA might not have enough physical copies because some of us are supposed to find them somewherewaitWhat's upload has been denied (corruption)WW: ...Maaaybe I might need a hug. Maybe.WW: Probably going to be fine though.OA: great.LC: inb4 speaker <3OA: ah forget it guess ill have to action DODGE the boulder.LC: Try not to die, assuming Sburb will not automagically force your survival.OA: NOT A BOULDER TRAP! NOT A BOULDER TRAP! AysemfugohirjfjtvOA: owwww my brain.OA: okay I guess we have some kind of SUPER denizenOA: and he mentally fried me outside the GAME becauseOA: i touched the statue and AM not his player.OA: doors OPEN though.OA: though maybe I ought to go take a nap...LC: Give me your soul when u get back T_TI...well then.
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16 posts
Bane of Hope
Played by Jossar
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Post by obfuscatoryAlpinist on Jul 19, 2016 23:06:55 GMT
obfuscatoryAlpinist [OA] joined chat.OA: hours in THE future but not many...OA: i realize that WAS probably a dumb idea.SN: oh helloOA: hey didnt see you THERE for round one of this thing SN nice to meet youOA: anyways lets see what THIS surprisingly puzzlelike mechanism was hiding.OA: okay the creative sense of the person who ARRANGED this needs to have a face so i can punch it in the face.OA: its a hand sized energy reactor WITH a bunch of sanskrit on it.LC: blaaaah.LC: lol post kekLC: ....so what reactor lolOA: i dont know DO you read sanskrit?OA: vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/asuraswrath/images/4/4a/Mantra_Reactor-true_appearance.png/revision/latest?cb=20130118021007LC: Holdan, lemme put on my ANALYSIS FACE.lilyCorrupter impersonates Mettaton to make AC jealous.AC: fffffSN: are his last seconds going to be absolutely beautiful?smashingBrawler [SB] joined chat.LC: Sins point to ideas. This work is one of Irony, divinity forged from the sinful. Angels are like that, always silly. Lemme look...AC: Yes.LC: Yes.HT: If you find angelic bullshit beautiful, sure.SN: lillian, you got ninja'dSN: Fred, that's a reference.smashingBrawler's connection timed out.OA: maybe well get lucky and IT says where a hidden lotus pod isLC: Do you hold the correct symbology to speak in the hymns of angels?smashingBrawler [SB] joined chat.LC: Or the absolute rejection of oppression and a dislike of glory and righteousness?OA: no but thats WHAT its in the shape ofLC: Maybe it is a blossom. Can you taste sins, feel melodies, breathe infinity, and kiss light?LC: ...what was your native again?LC: www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-YNNJIe2Vk lolOA: hopeLC: ....gimme ur soul lelelelelelLC: How many times have you rolled it?SN: wait, you are a native hope?OA: does the STRIFE calling bs and overriding your session aspect countLC: Tell me of this story.LC: THE WHOLE WORLD'S LISTENING.OA: well my first session WAS like this one except we had a sound player who immediately gave in to the Voice or something.OA: and the game got wrecked and i only "won" by getting through the gate.OA: but since my classpect was PERFECTLY geared to stop them hope got angry and pulled bs for my next sessionOA: i ended up as a mist player that somehow only IDENTIFIED as hope to the game.LC: Sacred apologies, child of machine. ia ia many revenges Revengechild DANCE Fuck you, Strife. You owe me kittens now.LC: wow, crowd's talkative today.SN: So, how much of Hope-ish stuff did you actually do?OA: jack all OF course.SN: you mean not much at all?OA: thats what happens when YOUR player goes insane after 4 days.LC: Unity unity DISUNITY call call PHONE the PHONE but then who was ME? Oh no. Raid break IDENTIFY scroll sound WATER mage NIGHT. ULLR AND URD!OA: okay turns out that this IS a relatively popular one so i found it by internet searching.OA: full apologies to the designer THIS does in fact certainly belong here.LC: Contessa's throes, what's gotten into Rejection? Four sacred days, but what caused the failure? Details, speak 'em kiddy. ADDRESS THORN THRALLDS: [alternian]fuck aaaall this raaaainy bullshit [/alternian]OA: a lousy home life and thats REALLY all i want to say on the matter.smashingBrawler's connection timed out.LC: [alternian]Testing FOR SCIENCE. Hahaha, so cute! You're all so pretty and edible I WANT YOUR SOULS, GIVE. Alternia is a very strange place 1234567890!@#$%^&*()[/alternian]SN: ...SN: why does this look prettysmashingBrawler [SB] joined chat.LC: Because Rain.SN: I think it's more "because rainbows are pretty"smashingBrawler's connection timed out.OA: anyways not gonna link to the mantra here cause ITS the most angelic thing that they could find for hindu stuff but the reactor should fit into the hole from the other room.smashingBrawler [SB] joined chat.LC: inb4 u activate a super mecha death christsmashingBrawler's connection timed out.LC: GIVE ME YOUR SOUL. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. IN THE END THERE ARE ONLY US IN THE VOID, AND THE FROGS BENT TO OUR WHIMS! YOU CANNOT WIN, YOU ARE ALWAYS DOOMED AND ALWAYS DEAD.smashingBrawler [SB] joined chat.AC: Lillian stop jabbering.LC: noOA: not unless the CROSS is some kind of remote cont...OA: yknow what LETS not think about that.OA: instead i will focus on HOW annoying that guys internet connection isLillian the Corrupter (lilyCorrupter)'s connection timed out.SN: super mecha death christ?OA: yeah our sessions weird.Lillian the Corrupter (lilyCorrupter) [LC] joined chat.SN: i am not that guyLC: A_A_A_A_A_A_A_A_A_A_A_A_A_A_A_A_A_A_A_A_A_A_AFACETHEMUSICSINGTHESHOUTLAUGHLAUGHLAUGHRAGINGMUSICSSOOTHENRAGEBEASTLYCONES I lobr yiLC: * love this appLC: bluhSN: you mean your session has a super mecha death christOA: anyways SOMETHING moved but im pretty sure its only coming from one of the rooms nearby.OA: and no.LC: ._.LC: The presession's full of 'em thoSN: i am not sure what you're talking aboutSN: it's kinda hard to keep the trakcOA: super mecha death christ obviously exploded AWESOMELY to blow up everyones sins.OA: the presession however is full OF his imagery and the super mecha death president.SN: do you have any clue what would be your classSN: as a hopeOA: dont know if IM a hope now.OA: unlike our VOID player whos a permavoidSN: in your first session i meanSN: did you figure out itSN: or the party was crashed too earlyOA: oh yeah land STUFF called me the bane.LC: 123456789098765432101234567890ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQOA: which is why the aspect SUPER hated me remember.OA: bane of HOPE is supposed to be the ultimate in lockdown a session ruiner.SN: wellSN: i am bane of timeSN: and now i have a small army, which is composed of my doomed selves.OA: anyways the only ROOM left is the mosaic one.OA: so who you GUNNING to stop then?SN: was that a punOA: uh i DONT think so?SN: sentence was weird to read, so i thought it had a hidden pun or somethingSN: is lillian around or did she go idleSN: the chat is surprisingly silentLC: LC: Watching a terrorstream of some hilarious sessionSN: how big is horrorterror's internet againOA: if you HAVE to ask...LC: bigger than the replayer one like crazySN: it does have the regular internet in it so it's all goodSN: i could read up on favorite things when session was in its own "nothing exciting is happening" phasesOA: anyways i think the SUN from the mosaic room opened up.LC: #WelcomeToHellOA: and its in the CEILING but thats no problem.LC: sharkflight or by some hell miracle do you have a presession jetpackLC: OA: obfuscatoryAlpinist remember?LC: oh it's the kind you can climb toLC: got itOA: well not THAT simpleOA: just means that im gonna HAVE to damage the tiles is all.LC: thought it was one of those fuckhigh vault ceilings of inaccessible without equipment or massive damag-LC: #damagetimeSN: lillianLC: ?SN: rate my doom selves army on scale of 1 to 10LC: #SendPicsspaceNut has uploaded TimePolice.aviLC: noice, def over a 5LC: ....they're all going to die. 11/10SN: I mean, they are doom selves.SN: I am still not sure what SB wants to do with them.LC: Probably troll the BK into a hittable position and then all die from moonpactLC: Comfortable with dying?SN: My doom selves?LC: Yup <3SN: They're pretty chill with it? I mean. It was like "implying we wouldn't die in the doomed timelines anyway"SN: "so might as well do something productive"LC: SN: Then againSN: ...LC: It was more at you, buuuut w/eSN: sometimes i am really stubbornly determined.SN: honestly, by this timeSN: i am not sure if my native coplayers would be too weirded out by thisLC: ...Speaking of your native coplayers, have any of them been connected yet?SN: I am not sure? i don't think soSN: anywaySN: I am a weirdo, one had his... shenanigans, third kinda was the session leader so he had the guts, and my friend... Well, aspect embracing.OA: and SKAIANET lab.LC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOA: was pretty MUCH expecting it tbh.OA: the problem with using the moon cannon IS that i dont think this thing currently has an exit.LC: Smash one open and prototype your meteorOA: so apart from nuking the cross from ORBIT the discs were always already going to be here.LC: >implying she can't just shoot an indestructible disc through destructible wallsOA: oh its not the DISC im worried about.OA: its dying when you PREMATURELY get hit by a meteor equivalent.OA: speaking of falling down that LOOKS like its gonna be slightly harder than getting up.LC: Technically, survival until entry is guaranteed in conventional sessions to make accidentally murdering all your coplayers preentry harder. How the fuck does challenge work when you're aseitically guaranteed anyway wtf sburbOA: why oh why AM i not spider man. LC: Give me your soul and you'll get upgrades $_$OA: no besides we gotta ADD some challenge in.LC: DO I SEE AZURITE TALK? ))))))))))))))))))OA: what?LC: >adding challenge to a deathgame bruhLC: *megalovania intensifies*OA: given our session IT would probably be this versionOA: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL7oFfCX-E0OA: but no i think we all have a TACIT pact not to actively destroy the game.SN: megalovania? pssshhhhSN: why no love for the original thingOA: besides it would probably BE painful to watch on your end.SN: *megalomania intensifies*LC: 123456789098765432101234567890ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQLC: whoopsLC: Go fuck yourself in the appropriate ritual circles to draw me into your session once you enter. There are some interesting abnormalities I want BROKEN.SN: Lillian, you should be in Skittles' ad.OA: nah clearly lil voices the MAIN character for the skittles game.OA: and ill see what the people with MORE than a single properly successful session say.And then a bunch of other stuff happened that we don't really care about.
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