obfuscatoryAlpinist

❛❛It's not the fall that kills you...

obfuscatoryAlpinist

16 || Human || Male || #776536

PERSONALITY

TRAITS
✔ Sarcastically Balanced, Good at athletic things, Voice of reason

✖ Really Sucks at manipulating game mechanics, Untrusting of the Stability of All Players Including Himself, Overly Cautious, Tendency to Take the Scenic Route, Lacking in self confidence

LIKES/DISLIKES
✔ Cold, Beautiful Landscapes, Scarves, Games that take a limited amount of time

✖ Falling, Standing Still, People not understanding the horrible consequences of their actions

OVERVIEW
A new player who screwed up his first session so badly that he had to spend the majority of his second session being carried and convinced that he wasn't stuck in an endless corruption loop. As a result he's only now actually ready to face the consequences of the meta-game.

STATS

✪ GENERAL


Name:
Albert Siek
Symbol:
An upward facing triangle placed within a trapezoid.
Strife Specibus:
needleKind
Fetch Modus:
Camp
Instrument:
Fiddle
Ectobiological Guardian:
Grandfather
Number of Sessions:
5


✪ FIRST SESSION
Classpect:
Bane of Hope
Moon:
Derse 
Medium:
Land of Mountains and Despair
Kernelsprite:
Yetiscarfsprite (Yeti && Scarf)
Coplayers:
*REDACTED TO AVOID CORRUPTION TRIGGER*

✪ CURRENT SESSION
Classpect: Smith of Doom
Moon: Prospit
Medium: Land of Pottery and Poison
Kernelsprite: Bullskullsprite
Coplayers: awesomeHellraiser, concernedOperative, relentlessGatherer, telestialGrotto, immortalAuthor?

> ENTER NAME.

Your name is ALBERT SIEK, and you are honestly feeling pretty AMBIVALENT right now. You just found out that SBURB is inherently glitched and thus you had only MODERATELY SCREWED UP the first time. So now you won't feel so bad about actually trying to have fun the next time around. Perhaps indulge some of your HOBBIES again, such as EXPLORING FANTASTIC LANDSCAPES, PLAYING SOME NORMAL GAMES, and AMASSING A METRIC TON OF SCARVES. Oh, and maybe it would help if you actually learned HOW TO PLAY THE GAME this time around. Just saying.

You have light skin, long black hair and hazel eyes, though whether those can be seen depends on the places you are visiting. After all, you believe in an OUTFIT FOR EVERY BIOME. You sort of alchemited with pure functionality in your last few attempts but maybe you'll COLOR CODE or something? You are approximately 5'7", which is a perfectly functional and reasonable height in your opinion. RATHER FIT though, since how else are you going to SCALE MOUNTAINS?

Your chumhandle is obfuscatoryAlpinist and "you move your SENTENCES to a natural summit"