161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on May 17, 2016 13:03:07 GMT
Hi y'all! TelGro here! This session's going to be a corrupted trainwreck, just watch! And it'll be MURDEROUS!
Soooo I'm just gonna BOMB stuff! Yeah! And probably run away! I'll extend the time this session lasts by NOT DYING! In alpha anyway. Lol no guarantees~~!
and this happy shtick won't last
But that's irrelevant! Yay! Feel free to post comments on mah vids n narrilogs, gonna go BOMB SOME IMPS! WOO! And kill 'em with magic! Drop those abandoned redbrick-n-crystal towers like it's demolition day, they'll grow back! Die underlings die!
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44 posts
Dame of Mist
Played by Mara
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Post by whisperingAbyss on May 17, 2016 15:24:09 GMT
Muse, I seek your counsel. Your incredibly attractive form compels me to regard you as a strong ally of convenience, and one that shall make this session pass at least somewhat brighter. Your craftsmanship in videos is remarkable and you sell yourself well, at least in part via your bodacious form, but also due to your literally bombastic displays. Though if you were ever to properly enter theater your emotional throughput could use some work. Monotone delivery only works for some.
Our session could benefit from even more liberal applications of your explosive brand of chaos. I endeavor to be as explosive as you art one day. Perhaps that day could be soon? I have taken to alchemizing your offered explosives, and while they are satisfyingly visceral to use and easily incorporated into my majyyks I feel this is merely the tip of the iceberg. There is much more we can do... Together...
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161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on May 17, 2016 15:50:35 GMT
It's a beautiful day outside on the Land of Towers and Crystals. Cue the stereotypical glorious outdoors music as I rise from my bed, courtesy of some dudette with a flute who is the magic equivalent of a merc bodyguard.
[morning routine skipped for privacy reasons, unabridged version on penitentGropagas ]
...It's a long day of adventuring ahead!
and the first day of the rest of my life in paradox space's unsweetened hell
I post this thread. I do some casual alchemy just 'cause I want to and Muses are a great class for it (my alchemy luck, transmutancy, and instrumastery are slowly rising, I can feeel it deep in my shiny). I laugh madly and praise the Demimonde Goddess, since I know that at any instant I could split off into a doomed timeline and have to jump back, warn myself or someone else away from whatever thing I can stop, chuck my inventory at someone, and skip to the end, hop to the final battle before I die to fling everything I have at the Black King and THEN die, and enjoy it as I fall to bubbles and can finally sleep forever with the cold embrace of nothing but an echo of the Breeze.
'cept this thread would only ever see alpha, but, doomed timelines.
and I don't think I can handle that, gonna have to go through with it before I can stop myself. every. single. time.
But that's not relevant! And I might be able to handle it anyway once I get some psybuffs!
That sopping turtle-towel of a sprite is going to have to hand over that pendant, song, and get out, preferably sometime soon, but, onwards! My bodyguards tag out, both girls replaced with new wig-wearing Prospitian-thing females, equipment I intended to stay being cycled to the new girls. Guess they didn't sign up for a slew of monsters! And I can't blame 'em, I'd hop out of this damn 'game' in an instant if I could with my soul my own. When I Prospit I NEED to get the Strumpet Priestess of this session. (yo message to my coplayers warn me if you want her or are gonna fk up golden city keep your BS off shiny gold dreamland keep your squiddlin attacks to the Derse military kk)
I then alchemize way more dynamite and matches! LET IT BURN, LET IT BURN!
Okay let's go for real guys TO THE FIRST GATE
stairs, stairs, stairs, woo finally the goddamn first gate
[boring walk cut out for lewd content there were like nonstop naughty jokes the whole walk see unabridged version]
ugh brb invisible imp's around gonna murderize it
EDIT: omfdg finally saw that post
YES. WE SHALL COMBINE OUR POWERS AND BLOW UP STUFF! TOGETHER! AND IT WILL BE AWESOMES!!!
Also the consorts are whining about Ananke destroying stuff again. Ugh, I am going to SO outdo her in a Land-griefing contest!
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161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on May 18, 2016 15:50:12 GMT
Woo! NEW TEAM TIIIME! And I'm like HEYYYYEYYYYEYEYYYYAAAAAH
okay that's enough bsing
So anyways guys I've upped my summons of choice from courtly adventurers to CHIESTERSSSSSSS
Say hi 556-class!
Hi.
So anyways that's her she'll be handlin fire support and monitoring until she DIES to whatever underling and I summon her or some other gunsbunny back again lolololololololol! 556, can you like execute that amethyst imp with the butterfly wings over there for me?
Um, okay?
With the sound of a bunch of small bells ringing, the 556-model draws her yellow energy bow, conjures a brighter gold arrow, and lets loose at the offending imp, causing it to get impaled by a bunch of gold arrows. A few more shots and a kick to the face when it flies up to her, and it explodes into a mess of amethyst and build grist, which Julie collects without incident.
Wasn't that awesome?!
I feel that this summoning was just for the sake of video followers.
ikr the only person who watches this feed is like wA OOH WAIT! If wL doesn't read this we can write about shipping him!!
May I ask why you're doing that, and if so why are you doing that?
BECAUSE MAGIC, GUNSBUNNY LADY. Ugh, HT found my pesterchum and is going all 'pls I want him do whatever you have to' sooooo I'm like 'shut up space squid fineeeee'. I'm still waffling on whether or not wL's savable.
That's disturbing.
I knowwwwww gunsbunny lady. But I'm not going to get his dislike of cannibalism get in my way!
That's more disturbing.
Oh, then what were you initially disturbed by?
Deciding whether to fling your coplayer to an eldritch abomination or not. That shouldn't be a thing you have to decide on.
Totally not caring, gunsbunny lady.
I'm aware.
Whatevs, on with the HUNT! We're gonna gun down stuff and there's nothing you can do about it but go back to the rainbows!
Seriously considering invoking said tag out clause of that spell right now.
I don't think there's a 556 who LIKES being summoned by aspect champs, it'll just cycle around to another girl just like you who can toler~ate i~t!
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Several minutes of walking and murdering basilisks by giving them explosives later, a Meredian Ebonpyre happens. A Colossal Basilisk has spawned in the distance, and IT MUST DIE. So of course, Julie must slay this beast for fun!
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STRIFE!
This is no time for fooling around. 556 bursts into action, sprinting to the far side and peppering the basilisk with covering fire via the swarm of golden arrows that is her standard attack, providing a distraction (and beginning to dent its health vial).
ALRIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR...THE HANDS OF KNOX!
With a flourish and a flashstep up, managing to keep the air hardened enough to float on, she decaptchas a new pair of mystical gunnery gloves. The left one is gold and the right one is purple, and both go up to the shoulders, ending in crown-shaped shoulderpads.
KNOX. DAI.
The golden glove produces a blue gunsword, and the purple glove a larger red one.
Recipe properties: Dlanor A. Knox.png && Ember Celica.
Firing!
Flashstepping to her left to dodge the giant basilisk's acidic breath tearing into the crystalline ground below, Julie sprays the thing with bullets and-
♪ wake up in the morning ♫
there's a brand new day ahead
the sun is bright and the clouds smile down
♫ and all your friends are dead ♪
wha
WHO THE HELL RECORDED THAT ugh now I have to comb the backup recording
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flashsteps again, dodging another harassing wave of acidic breath tearing up crystal floors. Streaks of red and blue continue erupting from the barrels of the guns, and...
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Eventually the giant underling keels over, riddled with golden arrows and bullet holes and seared-off bits from terrifying magic, and...it anticlimactically explodes into grist.
Weapons testing successful, woo. Would recommend if you can flashstep hard enough to dodge everything.
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161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on May 22, 2016 2:06:14 GMT
[OOC: In-character, this post is just a lengthy compendium of Julie blowing up towers, sometimes with fast-motion cameras showing their regeneration process.]
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161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on May 22, 2016 2:35:18 GMT
So, like, I should probably be questing and stuff! GLORIOUS!
Yeah. So I talked to the secret consort and todaaaaay...we're mining crystals!
(Pan to a 556 wearing the usual uniform, but accented with a mining helmet and holding a pickaxe cutely.)
But fuck that!
Wait what?
lol
(Cue the detonation of explosives throughout a tower with crystals sticking out of it far behind and to the camera's left of 556, causing said tower to collapse and release a mass of crystals. A few turtle consorts standing near 556 on camera's right scream in confusion.)
And now we collect that!
Dear god, you're a madwoman.
Well duh! I'll just go down there and captcha some of those crystals, and we're all good!
(Julie flashsteps from behind the camera to around the exploded tower remains, collecting many crystals, then hopping back up to the camera area to display the card containing said crystals. Julie is dressed in her Yang cosplay.)
Woo! We're going to get rich!
(The Secret Consort wanders over, being a turtle wearing a top hat. Julie hands in her crystalline gains, rewarded with a handful of boondollars.)
BEHOLD! That was unexpected. Your next quest awaits! Follow me!
Woo! More questing! And loot! 556, you grab the camera.
(The 556 sighs regretfully and goes to pick up the camera, ending the recording.)
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161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on May 23, 2016 19:29:09 GMT
"Alright, this is it." Julie said, wincing a little.
Combining the mangafires with an all-in-one extended alchemiter, a cookchemiter, an 'alchmy thang', a captcharoid camera, and several other recipes of convenience (mostly courtesy of Hephaestus' alchemy club on Tumblr), plus a computer of course, had ended...surprisingly well. After six VERY unfriendly monstrous outcomes Julie narrowly avoided alchemizing, she just used the internet to look up a session that had actually made this work, and acquired the legendary not-piece-of-shit INTERNET OF THINGS. It is a glorious device combining the functionalities of multiple item generators, connected to Horrorterror Google Images to come up with cool item ideas, in the form of a red alchemiter pad roughly shaped like an anvil with a computer terminal panel attached. She is hesitant not at all, and chucks it in her sylladex for later use.
556 monitors the surrounding territory, goldbow at the ready. "Are you done manufacturing yet?" she worries aloud. "Sorry, I'm just feeling so nervous."
"It's alchemy, gimme a minute." Julie responds, with undue cheer for the sunlit if vaguely dusty day. "I'll be fine."
She does the usual alchemical fuss, producing the Luminosite Eternelle from ghost image and a few pairs of rocket boots from a different ghost image for sessiomates. She then assigns the banner to her magicKind and the boots to her sylladex for later use. And a few hundred cards' worth of dynamite, of course!
"Alright, let's go!"
Decaptchaloguing two flying broomsticks and tossing one at 556, the pair ascends into the skies.
It's questing time.
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161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on May 25, 2016 2:04:03 GMT
" ♫ I will fucking kill you, Ananke, Ananke, ♪ " Julie sings disturbingly, 556 and the Secret Consort of the Land of Towers and Crystals following behind on a flying broomstick. "♪ I'll murder you just to express my RAAAAGE, ♫ I don't fucking care at all now, you're just another obstacle, I'll love you and make you die!"
She pulls out her viola and begins playing a cheery tune matching her song. The secret consort sweats nervously, adjusting his top hat. 556 covers her face like a hooker during a police raid, possibly hoping to avoid association with the increasingly absurd Muse of Time walking in front of her. Julie time-travels out, and then returns wearing a large white bow dropped by a quest achieved during that time travel.
"Oh Ananke, Ananke, queen of inev-a-bil-i-TY, you will perish for every note -all because of God! We'll become best friends and enemy-friends and burn down the world! We'll grief this town and fell this tow'r, nobody gives a damn!"
In a dreambubble across the Furthest Ring, Lillian facedesks into her keyboard. She is not sure whether or not this sudden musical urge is someone else's fault. Julie continues singing, switching out her viola for dynamite and matches, flinging armed and lit explosives into underlings.
"I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you like this game killed my world, ex-cept it won't stick in the end! Time destroys every-THING and that means you and I! We'll burn down this game, all together now!"
556 shrugs, takes out a trumpet on the assumption that meant her, and starts playing a marching song while Julie kills a few underlings with the Truffle Shuffle.
"Wait, no." Julie says, stopping the sudden musical and shooting an imp in the face with a handgun. "I'm a /passive/ class. Shouldn't you guys be doing some the fighting too so I can support you and stuff?"
"She's on to us." the Secret Consort notes. "Uh...BEHOLD?"
Courtesy of Julie beholding, the Secret Consort brokenclocks an imp and 556 kills it to death with a flurry of golden arrows, and Julie hops around picking up the grist.
"Thanks, I'll take back the musical number now." she says. "You guys keep fighting, I'll witchtime it for you."
Decaptchaloguing a bangle of time, Julie slows down the local flow of time and speeds up her cohorts, resuming her 'song'.
"Oh every street it's Apathy, because I can't give a dah-mn, 'cuz you're a dick and I'm a prick we'll get up right along! Get up, upward gaze, I hate you and you hate me, extra extra (read all about it) friendship is par-a-mount! My serenity's off the hook and this bastard game's at fault, I'll slip on through, time is on my side! Heartjelly and harleboss I'll kill you all to death and smile! Downtime, time on my side, put your mind at ease, Ananke I'm coming, all the way through the fu-ture and the paaaast! Fermentation everyway I'll keep on hunting but thank you today, all the pretty little ponies come with me to say, go fk yourself and I'd see you in hell, but I've got friends on the Others' si~de, time's running by but only a little, put your mind at ease and KISS me extra extra goodbye! At the price of oblivion, even in death, I'll kick your collective ass someday!"
Julie holds out her hand and a doomed timeclone with a sword sticking through her relays a sheet of music, then times off before she dies. The alpha Julie goes 'wait what that actually worked' and captchas it.
"That was actually kind of fun!"
556 narrowly manages to snipe a basilisk through the eyes and brainshot it into grist before the Secret Consort can be harmed, causing the Secret Consort in full being-beheld-mode to BEHOLDificate a lich queen into breaking into several pieces via time shenanigans, killing it to grist also.
"Oh, right, underlings." she says, snapping back to reality and putting timeflow back to normal. "Yeah, let's handle that."
Julie's sarabande-that's-not-even-remotely-a-sarabande-writing will soon blossom into a denizen-waker medley with which a declaration can be made and a challenge issued, most likely. Probably. Assuming all goes well. Maybe. Right now it sounds horrible to be honest.
"Hey!" Julie shouts at the narrator feature of the camera. "I heard that! Just because I'm not Flux anymore doesn't mean I can't leave metamajjyks running!"
Oh. Uh, sorry.
"You'd better be." she says sarcastically, rolling her eyes and shooting yet another imp-riding-a-basilisk pair. "Man, I hope my Knell's an automatic music player again!"
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161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on May 25, 2016 18:38:45 GMT
Play_the_Crystals.mscz (4.76 KB)
.ogg edition
so yeah, think I'm gonna go up and do it. 556 is providing the trumpet lines and Secret Consort is handling the choir and piano, and of course, I'm on that fantabulous melody viola. Gonna need a hella long rant about "THIS LAND IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE" so they can run the hell away and not die of soundsplosion, but ymmv.
Brace for loud noises I guess.
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161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on May 26, 2016 15:56:48 GMT
[OOC: In-character, this post is a bunch of selfies of Julie getting kicked out of Ananke's denizen palace.]
I did in fact finally manage to hug her by force.
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161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on Jun 1, 2016 16:37:56 GMT
[OOC: In-character, this post is an unduly long spoiler full of towers before and after Julie blew them up then was ordered by Ananke to replace. The after actually looks better.]
See? I told her I could do better.
Still have my Worst Muse of Time Alive Ever award badge. Gonna have Fred ring that when this sess's over.
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