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kenoticAntagonism
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(yo had to remove this when I rerolled cryptic shit's gonna be AFK (away from kenotic) for a while cause I'm lay-z)
whisperingAbyss
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(They Shall Not Lay One Eye Upon The Secrets Of My Prowess!)(you mean the ones where you pretty much just reroll the same thing every sesh gj yo)
maternityDeparted
12 sessions!
(congrats girl u 12 years old)1st Session
Classpect - Thief of Breath
(Someday I will actualize at least one of these concepts...!) (Get On My Level, As Eun Would Say.)Moon - Prospit
(down with durrse) (You Are Merely Jealous Of The Glory Of The Black Queen's Realm!) (shut up u rolled native prospit too where is ur patriotism where is ur pickup truck and usa flag)Medium - Land of Chrome and Flow
(bitch [expletive] bitch we use firefox ONLY) (Language!) (dammit maggie stop trying to baaalete my cusses they necessary)Kernelsprite - Bromommasprite (Maternity Guide + Brother's Dead Goldfish)
Coplayers - kenoticAntagonism
(sup), whisperingAbyss
(The One And Only!), serratedAppleseed, frostyHalcyon
(<3) (<3) (Get Away From My Man!) (no u), evangelicalTropes
(</3) (yeah you can have this one)
Presession Notes - I guess I was in some way one of the popular girls of the school? A lot of people seemed to look up to me, now that I look back on it! I never noticed it much myself, I was always too busy finding some way to help out!
(yeah you were pretty much like the only girl with her head on her shoulders everyone else in the clique was a bitch) (You used to be quite nice!) (which is the exact problem yo, i cant be nice that shit is contrary to my carefully built rep like i got hella weights i do so much rep)
Because this was consensus presession there were, of course, the classic memes. Ironically I'm actually the one who dealt with them most at first, they were a casual way to have fun with the others! Gosh, it's so weird to think about how you used to be more of a stick in the mud than me, Eun! (dont remind me like damn i was once the more hellacious version of miss 'my dream vacation spot is an ob/gyn clinic') (That was just cruel. But accurate.)
Session Notes - My ARC was always quite hit and miss. On my own I was fairly alright and I managed a number of excellent steals, the most famous of which ended up being my using The Breeze to rob the Dersian bank. I felt soooo guilty about it, but we needed the extra Boonbucks because Annie kept wasting all of hers buying extraneous material from the Prospit shops!
(I Will Have You Know That The Numerous Clothes I Purchased And Stored The Captchas Of In That Session Have Served Me Well To This Day.) (Well yes, it's good you got excellent milage out of all of them but at the time it was quite the headache inducing waste!) (Any Less Of A Waste Than Eun's Endless Alchemizing Of Toilets?) (hope players dont take shit but we sure as hell dish it out yo)
But when I attempted Unions with others I suffered, sometimes dramatically. I was too used to being the one to stand back and watch and wait for others like a patient mother should! I didn't know that part of being a caretaker for others involves taking the lead. To say nothing of my difficulty with being selfish and taking things for myself as a Thief should! I ended up dying on my Rhyme/Breath UU, [Caesura], and Andre brought me back to life with a kiss! (aka the only kiss any of us girls ever got from fh fucking gg)
Honestly the boys carried us through most of the midgame, at least until Annie and Eun both started really hitting their stride with their title combos. During the Endgame battle I was mostly relegated to the sidelines instead of being the potentially powerful Thief of Destruction who could nullify the Black King's attacks and turn them back at him. I was really always the weak link, at least in combat. (but you had the hella emotional support) (Yes I Suppose You Carry That Distinction, Maggie. I Give This Compliment, Take It!) (Hah! Gladly. 
) (wew lad)
Postsession Notes - I have yet to actualize Thief or Breath, but I have learned fairly well to take on an Active role, at least! That did in a lot of ways shape my future.
(aka momma bears on the prowl)
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4th Session
Classpect - Mage of Life
(The only time I have ever rolled Cryptic. I suppose I really did have to come to terms with how odd I tend to act when Life is involved.) (aka she's totes a hot under the collar perv) (She Really Is.) (hacked those hidden files in her cpu boyz) (W-W-What?! How did you know?!) (didn't but guess what i know now) (Good Job, Maggie.) (she smart) (And unfortunately, she (is) loyal...)Moon - Derse
(rip) (Rip) (rip)Medium - Land of Horns and Zephyr
(aka airhorn world) (I Still Seethe At How Maggie's Video Of This Land Got More Views On Pits Than My Four Hour Opera Rendition.) (aka more views than 0)Kernelsprite - Grandpiamasprite (Grand Piano + Grandma's Ashes) She was so nice and kind! Didn't blame me at all for the Replayee's death and was glad to knit me a multitude of very nice and cozy, if disturbingly slimy, sweaters. Well, laser into being more so than knit.
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Presession Notes - There was very little presession. One second I'm entering the door, ready to have to sit through high school for months for the fourth time in a row, when suddenly there's a meteor coming down on me!
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Postsession Notes - This is the session where I discovered my lifeplant is the hyacinth! I guess I've come to appreciate them for their unrepentant beauty, for symbolizing rebirth.
(like every damn flower ever seems to like srs someone find a better trope like why can't we have dicks represent rebirth or whatever they're p close as is)I also started my gardening blog in this session! After I discovered the Replayer networks in my prior session I'd been thinking about what to do for some time. I wanted to write guides and help newbie players, but unfortunately I had little expertise at the time and no intent to fool myself otherwise! But when I started cultivating plants because a coplayer wanted them for alchemy purposes I began to realize what sorts of things one could do with plants in the game and wanted to share them with you guys! For example, did you guys know that Deathcap Mushroom alchemizes with significant amounts of Doom contamination! On top of being especially tasty to Doom players due to being both toxic yet edible.
(yeah well did u know that The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.)
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8st Session ('8st' legendary copy paste boys)
Classpect - Seer Of Might
(The consorts!! D'
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9th Session
Classpect - Thief of Heart
Moon - Prospit
Medium - Land of and . The famous planetwide transparency bug. Has only happened maybe... 10 times in known Replayer history?
(And Again I Am Righteously Furious That This Got More Views Than My Rendition Of The Third Act Of Tosca) (maybe stop uploading operas yo if we needed to get to sleep we'd use land beds)Kernelsprite - [Offline] (yo this server is unstable as shit half our things are always offline what kinda fail deal did you make for this one annie) (Never Underestimate The Unfathomable Power Of The Hentai, Eun!) (boku no pico or bible black?) (i thought so)Coplayers - lionheartSoldier, gaietyConception, anteModular. All were trolls except for me!
Presession Notes - Longest pregame I've been in to date, at roughly one year! Consensus Presession. It was cute and depressing at once, how poorly my troll coplayers failed to adapt to human society. When buckets were one of the storefront sales in the sole supermarket in the area one of them didn't eat for two weeks and nearly died until we figured out how to send food ordered online her way. The lot of them always had questions for me, and in the end I'd like to think that they're more culturally aware for this experience!
(uh well on corpse revival's neo troll empire sub, r/condescension, LS is a mod and the most vehement in banning pro human sentiment. but then he's a native hope so who the fuck knows maybe it's just his rejection thing)Session Notes - [Offline] (We Know You Deleted This Because We Found Out About Your Saucy Blackrom With GC, Maggie.) (we will reveal the truth, or at least try until we run outta patience) (Given that you two haven't poked fun at me for this one for a month now I believe we all know who won.)Postsession Notes - 50,000 subscribers on my gardening blog!
(Half Of Them Are Mist Redundancies Courtesy Of Me.)I also started properly engaging trolls online, partaking in their cultural norms when appropriate, etc.
(gc still got her bulge stuffed up you even when she's not around)
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11th Session
Classpect - Thief of Time
Moon - Derse
(rip) (Rip) (rip)
Medium - Land of Beams and Clicks
Kernelsprite - Micro[expletive]sprite (Microwave
(Called the Mitecrowave in troll society!) + [expletive]
(The coplayer who did this to me thought it was so funny. I couldn't ever look at my sprite without blushing half my blood into my face) (pics or gtfo))
Coplayers - 10 total
Presession Notes - I rolled into Alternia in this presession, though ironically there was not a single troll player with us post entry. It was an entire session of humans who had to pretend to be trolls. I was a tyrianblood, apparently one of several possible empresses to be. Apparently each young empress has to challenge the current empress for the right? I'm glad I wasn't born into that part of 'my' life! Other culture shock oddities included feeding the Carbuncle of the Rift
(?) and pailing
(It is a miracle I survived this one I will be honest) (no it's not gurl u were all over that ish) (I Pray To The Elder Beyond For Photographic Evidence Of Maggie's Explicit Troll Exploits To Surface) (Guys! :0) (yeah i'm on annie's side this time maggie's troll bod was hella) (Indeed.) (
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Careful research and messaging trolls from old sessions alerted me to prototyping of my guardian figure being an atrociously bad idea, so no lusii were ultimately prototyped. In fact with preordained Time shenanigans (Which also tanked my ARC dangerously for a time since I was not doing them on my own behalf) I was able to avert the genocide of the Troll race by stealing the timing of the meteors during entry- which also ultimately proved critical during the endgame battle- so they all struck at once, instantly killing the Carbuncle so she couldn't Glub before dying. It's a strange world when killing your own guardian is the key to saving billions of innocents.
Session Notes - In theory the Thief of Time can easily manage doomed timelines due to their incredible shenanigan mastery. On top of this they have the unique ability to temporarily undoom things from doomed timelines and make them useful when they are stolen. But, well... Thief. I'm a decent Time player, all things considered, but I was hardly the standout performance in this session. That would go to the Sage of Fate. Post Tactician's Downfall
(I cry every time I think of poor innocent Droll and what that Sage ended up doing to him) (innocent lol yo the droll is a monster in d right hands don't underestimate that dancing idiot) our Sage was such an effective Prophecy forger I'm pretty sure he preordained everything down to the individual breaths.
I did finally learn how to have a knack for stealing things though! It's just, uh... extended borrowing! As long as it won't be missed, right?
(Soon She Shall Fall To The Dark Side...)Postsession Notes - [Offline]
12th Session
Classpect - Guide of Rhyme
Moon - Prospit
Medium - Land of Coffins and Scones
Kernelsprite - Harpsychordsprite (Harpsichord + DND Figurine of Harpy)
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Presession Notes - My Replayee was a rather... offensive stereotype come to life. As in, the crusty smell didn't come out of my clothes for up to a week after Entry. I spent most of my time hiding in the local greenhouse, setting up my computer and equipment inside so I'd bring more plant samples for my session garden.
It's a bad sign when there isn't a single hygienic product in the bathroom of your Replayee's house.
(ayyy 420 tip it) (The Fedora Is A Legitimate Fashion Statement!)Session Notes - My first ever Rhyme roll, and it's so... disturbingly relaxing! Half the time I am merely curled up in someone's Dwelling Spire, chilling and surfing the Replayer web. It's allowed me time to catch up with TV shows and to work on my various side projects. Still no leads on my attempts to build a server capable of pinging Loose replayers and helping them find the Replay network. Maybe I'll ask Fred at some point, I'm sure he'll have something interesting to say!
Interesting tactics for this one. I've been exploring the Battlefield as we build up into the Endgame. If I find the perfect nooks and crannies I think one deliberately triggered Berserk Trigger (with the help of a Heart/Mind fraymotif, thanks AC and DC!) will decimate the Black King's vial. It's all about playing it slow and deliberate.
Postsession Notes - [Not Done Yet!] 
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