92 posts
God of the Furthest Ring
Played by Nedben
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Post by horrorTerror on May 16, 2016 1:38:32 GMT
In the spirit of the old forum, tell us what the fuck your prototypings did to the underlings and royalty.
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40 posts
Witch of Hope
Played by Mara
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Post by kenoticAntagonism on May 16, 2016 9:10:11 GMT
this thread is kentucky fried chicken cause we got the kernel anyways i'm gonna speak on behalf of all of my native coplayers aka i lie to make myself look better check it we all prototyped something dead which seems to be pretty standard among native sessions like 'yo i have this dead thing that is somehow important to me' 'hurr durr lemmie throw it into the floaty seizure sphere' we all did second protos on those tho first protos were books because we were all nerds anyways i was the witch of my sesh so it was preordained that i do something dumb to make underlings hella harder like they were on dat viagra i prototyped my printout ATH handbook, tho at the time i thought ATH was just a joke language made in the depths of the consensus sesh interwebs like better recursion via death what object oriented programmer in their right mind doesn't want that the effect it had on the imps was like mondo doom contamination the underlings were undead looking and all their poison special abilities were amplified was nearly impossible to fight basilisks like damn but the crazy effect it had was that the underlings started being the loop iterators for various unseen ath code segments aka 'this.die() = explosions' by the time we'd reached midgame most of our land verdancy was slow and awkward as the black queen's 'dancing' because the constant underling allahu akbar explosions had ripped a lot of our planets into resembling acne faces so yeah that was p bad but wa being wa that gurl somehow managed to prototype something even worse than me her copy of the grimoire for the zoologicaly dubious which is a universal constant for reasons our resident bureaucratic horrorterror probably knows and thus the underlings were squiddles the tentacles were errywhere coulda filmed a hentai up in that ish even imps were crazy strong and resilient, like you had to kill a single thing multiple times for the death to stick and because of all the broodfester everywhere corruption was a threat had to spend a lot of time hiding on the dream moons just to avoid gaining a sudden compulsion for unfathomable calamari minus wa because well it's wa and md also managed something pretty hellacious for her first proto girl threw a maternity guide to babies into the mix lemmie tell you something being randomly coddled and cooed at by a thing with a beard of tentacles and glowering bifurcated eyes is equal parts hilarious and terrifying and you couldn't even enjoy the lulls in the fights where the imps would try to baby you because again broodfester tongues that sesh was where i learned the many variants on earplugs one can alchemize and that's all i'll say about that besides the boys i guess they protoed fairly normal things like swords and packets of seeds, u know, typical because unlike them we girls of that session had a low key oedipal complex for death i guess 'oh daddy death' 'lemmie get all over that bone of urs' and i mean an actual bone not a bone bulge
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85 posts
Dame of Dreams
Played by Phrike
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Post by soothSlayer on May 16, 2016 13:09:59 GMT
damn ur native sess is fuckin wild ka ill make sure 2 pray for ur emo friends soul
classic sorta prototypin mistake im sure u all know and love but w/ a groan worthy twist a friend of a friend got caught in a sess w/ a fuckin juggalette witch threw their shitty ICP poster in that kernel faster than u can say "fuckin magnets how do they work" needless 2 say that shitcircus broke down immediately ringwraith HB in record time ripip datboisenberryJam and i hope that witch thought chillin w/ a shaggy 2 dope sprite or w/e tf was worth having the meat punched off her skeleton by a dersite w/ the upper body strength of a silverback gorilla
shouldve stayed in michigan and let a flamin spacerock crush ur trailerpark if u were gonna b a dumfuck
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16 posts
Bane of Flow
Played by mollusc
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Post by fourierAnalysis on May 16, 2016 17:09:13 GMT
buncha people prototype birds. its pretty common from what i hear. in my native i prototyped 3 dead birds. at once. fuck man you shoulda seen the black king guy was like, well, lets just say that he would have made some real good chicken wings
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77 posts
Prince of Void
Played by William
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Post by goosedTracklete on May 16, 2016 18:41:48 GMT
buncha people prototype birds. its pretty common from what i hear. in my native i prototyped 3 dead birds. at once. fuck man you shoulda seen the black king guy was like, well, lets just say that he would have made some real good chicken wings man, I prototyped a goddamn goose. not just any goose, but this goose and I had a very contentious relationship pre-sburb. he often harassed me as I would run by my grandmother's house. this is where I got my chumhandle from, if you hadn't guessed. so basically as I'm panicking to get into my session before I die from falling space rock, this brainless feathery asshole flies in and starts honking and shit. so I grab my axe and start walloping on it cause id had enough at this point, and I knocked it into the kernel.
it still acted like a big douche until I prototyped it the second time with my faithful canine companion. now the underlings have big white wings and have a penchant for honking, but there were 20 of us that protptyped so its not often that I see the goose underlings.
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