92 posts
God of the Furthest Ring
Played by Nedben
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Post by horrorTerror on May 15, 2016 16:29:56 GMT
We need a general thread to share recipes in. Uh, have at you I guess?
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92 posts
God of the Furthest Ring
Played by Nedben
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Post by horrorTerror on May 15, 2016 18:10:52 GMT
Alright, let's do this. Note to the masses: just because magic is fake as shit for most doesn't mean that it's still so now that shit just got real.
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Glass Bunny (try various models until it works) && Winchester Rifle (try various models until it works) && Umineko no Naku Kori Ni Siesta Sisters/Chiester Sisters Imperial Guard Corps Poster (usually fanart depicting the four shown used as a youtube video background but sometimes their ingame portraits together work) = Summoning Bunnies For Amateurs
This stereotypical polite white gold-decorated casting grimoire fits snugly in Bunnykind, Bookkind, general Magickind, on some occasions Bowkind or Riflekind (or more general Gunkind), and for a decently skilled Fate player or a really good magician can just be used as a studying tome rather than a weaponized casting implement under its own power. It briefly summons one or more of the standard general-purpose Chiester Sisters to shoot at your enemies with golden light arrows that hit more like a heavy assault rifle shot than arrows when used as a casting implement, and with much tedious study can summon them with fairly simple invocation casting from strata possibles as medium-term magic-mercenary types who return to the strata when destroyed or unsummoned and thus can be recalled as needed. Slightly on the expensive end gristwise for a first-few-days item and unless you've delved into non-classpect-specific magic not all that useful since they're hardly much more than independently thinking assault rifles doubling as people requiring rather high-end summoning skill, but if you study it long and hard and memorize the contracting and immediate-call invocations (or scan them into a computer for later magical invoking kekekekeke) you can pretty much slaughter the early-game and have somebunny to watch your back and distract stronger underlings later on by peppering them with arrow-gunfire.
Arguably the first decent weapon a bunnykind user will have access to unless they started with a quality bunnybot or use shadow magic to poke enemies with darkbolts, and distinctly in the part where bookkind gets better than just Sassacrushing people with your verbose hardcover Sburb-written fanfiction and technical theory on the zoologically dubious. It's really 'fitting into odd types' and 'npc on lookout keeping your realself safe while you sleep on that land bed' that makes this weapon shine as more than a curiosity. The casting enchantment is worth studying however.
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Bayonetta (2 if 1 doesn't work, try Smash next) Official Poster && Darkmoon Claw (Standard-issue workers' leather gloves (try various ones until it works) && Derse Spike( medium-size, sharp enough to kill, the ones around the jail are usually the right kind)) = Bracelet of Time
A rather grist-expensive (but cheaper than a luna dial) watch and bracelet that requires focus/pluck or hefty magical fueling to use, or optionally Time energy contribution that can be rigged up from a time travel device or willing time player.
It contributes at-will purple-tinted Witch Time slowtime for everything else (though it can be focused on specific objects to just slow those down or speed you up) and a mild speed boost to you in exchange for a rather strong demand of energy while futzing with the flow of time. Time players get a good discount on using it, Witches get a smaller different discount, and Witches of Time can use it for unnecessarily long periods and still have enough effort left to use abilities afterwards before spamming pluckshakes. Like most Bayonetta weapons its existence offends Angels so stash it in your inventory when Underworlding and only use it when you've already broken the Law and need to sprint to the exit faster before the angels can get you.
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Bayonetta (2 if it doesn't work on 1, then try Smash) Official Poster && Golden Butterfly Catbox Key (captcharoid from Umineko Ep8) = Butterfly Brooch of the Ambiguous Truth
A brooch that when poked summons some magical golden butterflies which hover around you and absorb attacks as a form of shield, which causes them to explode into dust and necessitate a later resummoning when you're out of butterflies. The brooch can only sustain so many of them for so long on its own energy and will begin requiring an irritably heavy pluck use for a short period if not allowed to recharge for a few minutes before summoning more, so it's best to save it for when not getting hit is a higher priority than being able to do anything with your aspect or you are really just trying to slow a battle of attrition. As partially a Bayonetta item angels dislike it and having it on you is lawbreaking, so stash it in your inventory while Underworlding and don't use it until they're already trying to kill you as the butterflies absorb corruption and die.
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Bayonetta (2 if it doesn't work on 1, then try Smash) Official Poster || Red Rose && Ronove, Lord of Rhetoric (portrait to captcharoid available in Ougon Musou Kyoku CROSS, or possibly captcharoidable from some versions of Seventy-Two Pillars of Hell in lunar libraries discussing what hell is in a technical sense for game constructs like carapaces) = Gift of Ronove
Lower-middle end Wandkind, Plantkind, Pointerkind, and some Stickkinds weapon golden-reddish-mixed-color rose that can create for a few seconds walls of briars and roses, shoot sniper-shotgun-like bullet bursts of fairy curses that explode violently on hitting anything, create a longer-duration magic shield, buff your verballistamina, clean things up and sort them into place, water and sunlight plants, and can conjure incredibly delicious health-and-pluck-restoring cookies. Generally kept as a backup weapon once surpassed offensively for the verballistamina, housekeeping and cookies. Pretty much the butler-stick of convenience. Using it or even having it outside of inventory breaks the Angelic Law as demonic stuff is not a thing they like, so don't bake cookies in the Underworld weirdo. Symbolically it's connected to the demon who is giving it so if arcane magic bs complains more or complains less this might be why.
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Fantasia VHS && [ insert consort here ] || Ninja Outfit = Artistic [ consort type ] Ninja Outfit
For making your consort 'assistants' slightly less 'flail and die' at fighting Underlings. Carries a bunch of small beneficial aspect charges, buffs combat stats and durability somewhat, and vastly improves their movement speed so they're like cute idiot ninjas flailing around succeeding at hurting enemies. Totally Mermaid Man clothes-make-the-superhero, but does make escort quests slightly less horrifyingly painful when combined with giving the poor thing some full plate armor, a baby-carrier vest you can safely keep them in without captcha-related failure, and a wielder-safe weapon they are tolerably proficient in like basic gardening tools.
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PM's mail bag (try OD's if not) && regisword = The Letter Opener
This letter opener knife of a blade has a 'the' in front of it for a reason. Seriously what the hell this weapon is a walking regicide the bonus damage it deals to royalty alone is comparable to an endgame weapon on top of what's already an endgame bladekind and continues piling on the hurt bonuses if it gets jammed in enough. Alchemize a bunch of these and stick 'em in BK during the Reckoning to slowly sap his health as the battle goes on. PM, OD, and JN have such phenomenal bonuses to this thing due to their natural proficiencies that a team of those 3 with enough of The Letter Openers could probably rival players in damage output for some weaker BKs.
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I-Ching With Fifty Yarrow Sticks Easy Divination Set && His Dark Materials Trilogy || [ aspect ] Quintessence (or Skaia sometimes) = [ aspect (/Skaian) Divining Sphere
These divining spheres act as pretty direct instructional Whispering focus points. You ask it a question and the Aspect's vague behavioral impressions burble up a response if they want. The fun part is that your aspect uses both feels in your heart and ACTUAL WORDS PEOPLE CAN HEAR. While for the Voices and in part the Orchestra it just means that everyone else can hear what they want you to do, for ones that are stingy about telling you stuff like the N ll or if you're just plain bad at your aspect you can get that kickstart of 'oh that's what I'm looking for and should be doing'. The Skaian one does different stuff entirely and is way too vulnerable to angelic corruption but basically tells you what the fuck Skaia wants you to be doing with words and prophecies: essentially asking the game torturing you at its heart for instructions and commands. Idunno, whoever thinks that Skaia has anything related to the greater good or your own good at heart beyond that stupid feeling of benevolence it lies about having might want to see that if they're having trouble killing that part of them by getting an 'I do not care about what you want to do' from the big blue ball's vague impressions themselves.
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85 posts
Dame of Dreams
Played by Phrike
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Post by soothSlayer on May 15, 2016 19:24:52 GMT
any weapon && (color) contraband (what the game calls frogs 4 obv. reasons) is bound 2 make a fuckin ace wep 4 ur strife deck
but u can almost guarantee losin favor w/ any dersite npcs if u pull that shit out in front of them and in extreme cases making them hostile on sight (like in the case of the authority regulator/noir/bq/zw)
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19 posts
Thief of Breath
Played by Mara
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Post by maternityDeparted on May 16, 2016 11:31:28 GMT
Oh those are wonderfully adorable creations, Fred! If, erm, oddly specific.
It's interesting that particular series could be considered violating the Angel's Ancient Law, I wonder why that could be?
And Frog weapons were used by my Space player in my previous session.
Frogs contain large amounts of Space contamination, so the resulting weapons are quite potent in their hands.
I'd like to offer some alchemizations with my specialty, food!
There's no alternative for a properly cooked meal, and honestly I'd recommend a hacked alimentator over alchemization, as alchemization can wreak havoc on the potability of some foodstuffs.
And the pseudo-randomization of code results from session to session means food is especially hit or miss, even if you follow the recipe perfectly some things might just not taste so good in your next session as compared to your prior.
But there are some recipes that are alright, and good even.
Red Velvet Cupcake (default programmed food with the basic alimentator hack) || Saltine Crackers (any dry starchy food will do but saltines seem to produce the best fluff texture) && Underworld Urn Fragments (a singular pile seems to be better than scattered pieces) = Angel's Food Cake
Despite the name this food is in no way corruptive, and it actually also helps stabilize a low Hope player ARC when consumed! It's just an ordinary cake otherwise, but it is incredibly delicious. Super fluffy and just rich enough to make even the most deadened -by-instant-noodles tastebuds come back to life, but not so rich that it's overwhelming to those with delicate taste buds.
Candycorn && Troll Romcom (any seems to do, with the only general difference being in the sugar content. The more critically acclaimed the series the healthier!) = Sweet Tooth
Lasts forever, like an unusually soft jawbreaker. It can literally last for days, and the taste seems to be impossible to tire of. It's not the most delicious thing ever, but it's quite practical a treat considering it's properties. A handful could last you an entire session, though obviously you should be varying your diet!
Wolfsbane (will need to be grown, the alimentator does not reproduce this well enough yet) || Biophosphoradelecrystalluminescence && Raw Steak (do not cook the steak, it makes this no longer work!) = Fury Furry Salad
I don't particularly like the name but everything about this salad is quite good. It's vegetarian, in case that happens to be your thing, the meat completely vanishes in the alchemization process. This salad has a ferociously hearty kick to it, it's super warm going down your throat with every bite. It has an unusual resistance to the transformative effects that underlings can sometimes inflict upon you if given certain prototypes (wolf pelts is a common one). It also prevents Mist players from [Dord Waltz]ing you while you're under it's effects, so don't eat this often with a Mist player in your party! It's just not polite.
Red Velvet Cupcake && Time Player's Manipulation Device (notably if they're turntables you get two of these for the price of one!) && Frozen Frog (only seems to work with a frozen frog particularly, so certain sessions without a Rhyme player or an appropriate Space Player land cannot access this easily) = Adagio Red Velvet
Hefty Space and Time contamination, but completely edible and not poisonous. Taste's like an especially airy Red Velvet Cupcake. You're just going to feel rather... solid. Stable. Like you're rooted in one place in space time, and that space and time are moving around you instead of you moving through it. It's an odd feeling. I would honestly classify it as a drug. Don't do drugs, kids. This is just an intermediary for:
Pumpkin && Adagio Red Velvet = pUMpkin
The most stable pumpkin an ordinary session can ever get their hands on. This one can last entire hours (!), so you have the time to enjoy it thoroughly, celebrate consensus session Halloween, etc.
Mashed Potatoes (the lumpier the better) && Waybread (the classic from the famous Cooking Guide by timelyTurnabout, in it's 33rd version as of this timestamp) = Speedy Oats
Somehow turns into oatmeal in the process? It's hale and hearty, and will likely remind you of the sort of stew you eat on cold season days. Simply flavorful. The amount of energy you get from this is equivalent to Waybread energy, but the curious thing about these oats is that they can also be made useful. Feed them to a consort of your choice and they'll temporarily follow you like a packmule and carry extra things for you for a few hours. Quite adorable! It also seems to generate some extra dialogue trees for them, non especially fancy, mostly oddly servile chit chat.
OhGodCola (the infamous exploding [soda][soda][soda]etc. exploit) && ATH for Dead or Soon To Be Dead [expletive]holes (usually printable from the deep webs of consensus session, not that I recommend anyone ever go there, or openly available on Alternian markets) = [soda]nade
An OhGodCola with a reliable trigger. You can even drink it now! The explosive force of the device is now linked to the ATH embedded into it, which you can activate safely from a distance with one of your hopefully many computers. Remember dears, at least five! The soda tastes awfully sweet, but if you have a strong sweet tooth you'll probably love it! You can completely empty the can, which will miraculously have as many liters worth of soda as you put into the original OhGodCola. Then detonate it separately. You can also add more cans into the mix now, past the usual recommended limit of 7. 13 is the safe amount, and at this point it can equal military ordinance.
And, to properly cite my sources!
rttp://sburb.org/generalguides?=1397shbc/TT/005
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16 posts
Bane of Flow
Played by mollusc
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Post by fourierAnalysis on May 16, 2016 12:37:43 GMT
fuck i love alchemy i've made so much cool shit you wouldn't even believe. basically the best part of the game. here's some pretty cool stuff i've made
Swordering iron: curtain rod || bag of safety razors && duratech TR-22 soldering iron
took me a while to figure out this combination. I tried using it with knives at first but it just created a stupid piece of shit that heated up the handle giving you burns if you tried to hold it. It's super cool because not only does it do massive heat damage (ty Flow aspect ARC) but it literally comes with its own solder material that you can keep on your hip like an explorers rope that you can use with the swordering iron to stick stuff together. I used this on one of those dersite agents during the capture and interrogation prospit quest to skip the part where he breaks out of the cuffs because i literally just soldered his arm to the wall.
Fucking huge bag of m&ms: this isn't what the item is called I just used a magnifying glass alchmiter extension to make a giant mag of m&ms
Effect Headset: welding goggles && flip lighter || torn off car door || HTC One smartphone && bandanna
okay now this is basically the best thing that I've ever made. so a little context right, I spent months trying to invent this sweet ability that would let me shoot flames out of my eyes called [The Effect] (it's named after the flobots song. get it. Flow. Flobots?) (fyi if you guys aren't using custom ability creation that shit rocks. I mean sure it does literally nothing that freestyling can't except you get cool letters that appear when you use the really strong ones like the ones that the ringwraiths get when they used [Red Miles]. also makes it way easier to say in conversation and lets you just sort of compartmentalize all the cool shit you can do I guess. I dunno why its not that common around these parts all of my native session coplayers loved that shit)
anyway so once i got it working it worked pretty great except it would keep hurting my eyes when i cast it because i mean that shit was really bright and coming out of my eyes. so i fucked around with some welding goggles and evetnaully turned it into this one stop shop for all of your computational and eye protection needs. plus it looks cool as shit like i'm one of the x-men or something. also provides immunity to that thing that gliclopses do where they paraylse you with their big eye. probably does a bunch of other shit too but i never got to check since we were endgame by that point.
Chaos Jordans: air jordans || charles barkley photo || basketball that's 1000x bigger than usual && a bunch of shit that i found in my land all in a pile
okay i dunno how you're gonna recreate this since i literally just moved all of my weird quest shit and priceless artefacts into a single big pile and captchaloged the entire thing. like everything that i had gotten questing and diving up to that point. not to mention the big basketball dunno why it had to be huge but thats the way that things are.
anyway these things look fucking awesome if you can get past the part where they're neon black (dunno how that works but they are) and have weird ghost images of charles barkleyes face on them.
but they let you 1) jump really fucking high, like high enough to hit a 18x prototyped black king in the face and 2) augment the SHIT out of [Chaos Dunk]. Or maybe they don't and [Chaos Dunk] really is just that strong. First time I played might and I didn't really read any guides.
anyway the point is that the black king exploded into grist and i also killed the rest of the black army at once. and two of my coplayers too but they ended up okay since we had a gt life player around. still got a strong talking to so i wont be pulling that one again. worth it tho.
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40 posts
Witch of Hope
Played by Mara
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Post by kenoticAntagonism on May 17, 2016 9:27:16 GMT
why is it that might players never read guides even the most anal paranoid of peeps just let it all hang out there when they roll the waves
fa don't think i don't see dat 2pac
dat makavelli
also send me the code for effect headset
sounds like the perfect amount of meta for dirty ol' ka
anyways i like alchemizing as much as the next guy
inb4 the next guy is
like
one of those weird ass sub-mannerists that considers alchemy impolite barring gratuitously extenuating circumstances
+ Any Nationalistic Item (flags, anthems, banners. For some reason uncooked macaroni also counts in this specific recipe) && Any Stars Aspect Contaminated Item (easiest way to get your hands on this would be the robes of the three imps standing on each others shoulders that are the miniboss guarding Clockwork Contrivances. Those Robes are hella Stars contaminated) = Stars And Stripes
The Stars And Stripes are a giant gaudy-ass cape, so get ready for any fashion conscious coplayers to literally die and ascend looking your way. Always flapping in the wind that probably isn't even there, so it's a bit of a tripping hazard. Not recommended for regular wear. When you swish this cape behind your fat ass said enormous posterior will instantly teleport to your land's [Homefree]. Even more cool, it gives you a brief invulnerability frame. Like something out of a video game (for girls) swishing that cape briefly cancels out the Health Vial damage from any attack that takes place in the .5 seconds before you vanish. About to die? Stars And Stripes is a hella good 'GTFO' button. Perfect for preventing Revered Return scenarios as well.
Only thing that I can point out is that it's a swish and flick. Swish. Plus. Flick. It's not hard, jeeeeeez.
Alternate Recipe - Any Nationalistic Item || Any Light Aspect Contaminated Item (loaded dice. always loaded dice. and not the fucking non-six sided dice you dnd nerds) && Something Plucked From Your Homefree (if your land is barren you're out of luck)
+ Even Bigger Bag Of MnMs
Yeah why not. 3000 squared cubic units bby.
+ Royal Derringer || Consort (seems to work best with Turtles?) && Anything Large And Rectangular (AKA like a shield) && Squiddles Poster (watch out for the corruption potential, always keeps Squiddles Posters on lock down when not using them and watch for any sudden Amethyst Grist costs) = Friendshiv (i know. ew.)
The Friendshiv is a bladekind weapon, though an '&& Royal Derringer' operator on your weapon of choice has a good chance of changing the specibus appropriately (except to Shovelkind because lol nope). Really colorful (painfully so, shit's like Rain headaches on steroids) and always slightly tugs on your hand if you're around coplayers while wielding it.
What the Friendshiv does is essentially provide a through-the-roof boost to auto-parry any attack launched at your coplayers, whether they qualify as friends or not. Hella synergy with the Protector Classes, so Dames and Guards should probably consider this one of their best endgame weapon options. Note that the weapon does not actually help you get into position to do the auto-parry, so stick close to friends or have hella Scamperway. Usual bonuses to anti-Royals, like Lorde is all up in this ish.
My personal story with this weapon is that I handed it off to my session Dame after I made it. We had a Ringwraith Droll as our endgame boss (it is as hilarious and adorable as it is utterly terrifying). The Dame blocked the Red Miles from hitting our Seer. The Friendshiv broke in the process and we all nearly died anyways, but still. Never underestimate the power of exponentially stacking bonuses in the murder game.
+ Ram Horns (troll horns shaped like ram horns seem to suffice but that shit had better be acquired in a non-violent manner or we got a PK list to add your ass to) && Sacrificial Knife (game tags any Doom player's used weapon as this. Alternatively for my coder peeps use the lifespan of a weapon as the iterator of your ~ATH loop of choice) && Kinzo Captcharoid (shoutouts to my main manga fire horrorterror boi) = Sacrifice of the Lambs
Dramatic name, I know. This produces a hella Doom contaminated weapon, with a handle that curves like the ram horns you added to the mix. Note that this recipe probably needs a couple of units of the super rare Cesium grist type. Best place to grind out that ish is 'unda da sea. Cause darlin' it's betta, down where it's wetta. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Using this weapon to deal the final blow on anything gives you a massive Pluck/Vial restore. Like this weapon can probably last you up to end game by itself, because you're gonna be lifestealing for dayz. Obvious synergy with Doom's [Dead Shuffle].
This weapon also has hella synergy with the Destroyer class ability [Carne Vale]. The one that lets them 'destroy aspect', and the one that can cause hella bugs if used wrong, AKA all the fucking time. If you're wielding this weapon when you cast [Carne Vale] then your Aspect is going to be flatlining like fuck. Which is honestly not a good thing, so Princes and Bards, do not use this weapon. Like, holy crap, I still get flashbacks to the time our Prince of Heart once raised this weapon, 420 praised Skaia, and then smited the Black Queen's shiny. Most violent Ringwraith scenario I have ever witnessed to date. A Black Queen not bound to her preroutines on Derse is the very definition of murder game.
+ Vial of Blood (can even be drawn from yourself, though be careful for the possible Mist contamination the game likes flagging when you do this) && Consort (salamanders preferred because hell yes) || Clothes (literally whatever. could be a thong for all I care. take pics if it is.) = Adorabloodthirsty Dress
Cute yet terrifying bloodstained but super slimming dress with a minor bonus to Rage mood alteration. Is always a dress. Sup boys? ;D
+ Voidshake && Lightshake = Milkshake
Really should have seen this one coming TBH.
Does not bring all the boys to the yard. D:
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85 posts
Dame of Dreams
Played by Phrike
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Post by soothSlayer on May 17, 2016 16:52:08 GMT
why is it that might players never read guides even the most anal paranoid of peeps just let it all hang out there when they roll the waves
fa don't think i don't see dat 2pac
dat makavelli
also send me the code for effect headset
sounds like the perfect amount of meta for dirty ol' ka
anyways i like alchemizing as much as the next guy
inb4 the next guy is
like
one of those weird ass sub-mannerists that considers alchemy impolite barring gratuitously extenuating circumstances
ACKSHUALLY
*adjusts cuffs on shitty mens warehouse suit*
*tips target fedora @ xactly 45 degrees*
*flips thru hand-written replica of gm's etiquette guide, but not b4 sayin "pls" and "ty"*
alchemization is completely uncalled 4 xcept 4 the UTMOST emergencies
u should feel ashamed 4 even thinkin of makin this thread ppl
ur terrible behavior sullies the good name of the replayer community all across pspace
lmao neway
sceptre && universal remote || laser pointer = Long-Distance Photoselective Multidirectional (De)accelerator
dont let that long ass name fool u its honestly rlly simple
just flick that shit on, point the laser @ w/e u want, then press the remote buttons
⏯ is basically p straightforward 1, it makes things progress in the future at a rate of 1 sec. so basically it does nothin if u havent pressed any of the other buttons. its other function is just stoppin the thing in time where it currently is
⏩ is where shit gets fun, this basically makes time progress forward at a fuckin balls 2 the wall fast rate good 4 makin imps slam in2 shit while runnin 2 fast or demolishin obstacles by makin them errode
⏪ is basically the previous one but in reverse. if ur a clumsy ass butterfingers and break important shit u can fix it by going back 2 a point in time where ur stupid self didnt shatter it in2 a million pieces
◼ does absolutely nothin and im kinda glad the button is stuck in the unpressed position. probably the game disabling what could possibly b a fuckin ridiculous function
the channel buttons apparently swap out the thing ur pointin @ 4 a version of it from a diff timeline
i didnt rlly try fuckin w/ this one mostly cause a) the results 4 a lot of these were useless cause a lot of things are the xact same in diff timelines and b) it probably has the potential 4 fuckin things up hardcore
idk if itd work w/ any other kind abstrata other than a sceptre but its what i use and sceptres are all like
about pointin at shit rite? ? so it makes sense
that was a fun sess tho sylph of time is a p decent class
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161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on Jul 6, 2016 17:34:37 GMT
gentlemanMannerism's Sburb Etiquette FAQ (the version with fear buffs) && a kitchen knife && Yume Nikki = I Order You To Get Stabbed And Die
It's....as creepy as it sounds. It's a knife...with an ungodly massive Rage charge and all the fear buffs of the Etiquette FAQ and an anti-everything bonus on the level of the regisword anti-royalty bonus. Said knife is utterly terrifying to everyone except the wielder, but the person holding it feels normal, albeit markedly stabbier than usual. Like, Jack Noir stabbier than usual. Do not give to Jack Noir unless you want everything in your session stabsploded. The coplayer who made it was...let's just say a little off in the head. Less off than me tho.
(( The corpse of a doom player && Skaia ) || Plush Elephant ) && Golf Club = Crush, Irony!
Um. I would test this myself, but...why. Also I lack the right specibi. Sorry Mica. This...THING. It's apparently a midgame golf club that does more damage the more ironic things are. I'm a little creeped out just reading about it.
Ananke (live) && Standard-Issue Demimonde Covenant Wooden Casting Wand = Necessity's Torch
This flaming snake head wand is...Pretty nice. Massive Time and Fate charges with a smaller but still big Rage one. The preloaded spells on it are basically Time, Fate, and Rage powers so I'm basically eghhhh I already have time powers, Fate reminds me too much of miss clocks and arrows, and Rage I don't particularly feel like using. Maybe if I'm low on pluck but why bother.
Ananke's toga thing && Eiserne Jungfrau Yang Winter Temporal Muse Outfit (Eiserne Jungfrau Yangiform && Muse of Time outfit && Winter coat) = The Heavenly Defensible Temporal Winter Garments of the Inviolable and Necessary Ananke and Her Protege
I...well then. Somedenizen loves her branding.
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83 posts
Knight of Flow
Played by Nedben
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Post by penitentGropagas on Jul 7, 2016 21:30:59 GMT
Spirograph flower ( preferably red flower single-layer 'full shape' spirograph flower, no inner cut-ins besides a single ring of almost-triangular projections, linear stem, two leaves on opposite sides approximately near the middle) || the arm of a Heart player in session, preferably their dominant one (get by captcha or else, sicko) && the first stick whose code has been recorded in session, usually == The Heartpoker This thing with a lens on the back, while slightly shaped like a fishing pole, is basically a shiny scanner that doubles as a saber. If the lens is red you're scanning and the blade will harmlessly phase through whatever you poke and it'll show the shiny and allow you to zoom in on ideas and get identifications of what parts mean, if it's black you're cutting, rotate the lens until it clicks to change mode. kevin thinks it's a good tool for anyone assisting a particularly bad heart player. Lit candle || stone age hunting spear == Firetip flameheaded spear. lol. kevin always makes one of these early  Odin's Gungnir (captcharoid from the denizen lol) && Pinned Butterfly Shaman Rod && Umineko no naku koro ni complete set == The Virgilia-inator An excellent ornate wooden wand with a green handle and a cute white pattern. That shoots honing energy Gungnirs, energy Mjolnirs, golden butterflies, deathrays, healing rays, magic shields, and temporarily summoned demonic goatmen, according to what intent is used when waving it around wildly, and it also hurts to get shanked by it according to the expression on an imp's face. A truly all-in-one combat tool. However, like almost all weapons that have a Denizen weapon in the recipe, the grist cost is obscene, and as a small item it won't reduce the grist cost if resized down. It's obscenely expensive. Like, 'we ALL spent years grinding in a grist-heavy session with minimal alchemy spending and it's the BK battle and we can just now barely afford it' obscene. At absolute earliest even a fanatic grinder like an insane Time player whose only goal is murder with no problems dooming timelines just to alchemize or duplicate expensive items that can be cashed in for in-alpha grist to achieve their doomedness productively would most likely be post-Denizen by the time this thing will be feasible. kevin loves this. great endgamer. good. Your replayee's toothbrush (preferably safe in your inventory preentry to avoid it becoming a dungeon loot reward due to alchemically primitive nature) && Ruffiannihilator In Indigo And Cerulean Blue (a commonly reproduced and reprinted painting portrait of a ruffiannihilator on a battlefield with a bunch of archeradicators' arrows sticking out of them available on consensus Alternias) == Deathscrubber, Cleaner of Teeth It's a giant blue-handled earlygame toothbrush which has incredibly massive damage buffs the higher your mangrit is in addition to normal weapon damage boosts mangrit itself provides. And another big one if the opponent's teeth aren't clean but yours are, so keep your dental affairs in order. A Void player with [SO STRONG] mangrit glitch can absolutely murder almost anything that doesn't have a sunslammer zone with this well into the midgame due to how damn buffed up it is. kevin recommends gifting (sour cream || unopened generic plastic water bottle, with water inside you weirdo) && watercooler paper cup full of spilled vitality gel (clean it out of the carpet or off the ground when it glitches into reality when you're damaged randomly) == A Cup of Life It's a paper cup containing a greenish soupy thing that has an utterly massive Life charge that functions as a great healing item. like lifecakes, but as a drink. for when you are thirsty. kevin approved. +++++ |
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? so it makes sense
