15 posts
Prince of Blood
Played by Sam
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Post by forwardFate on May 5, 2016 20:18:05 GMT
- sO lets be real here fOr a secOnd -
- this game is all abOut the strifing thing-
- yOu head On intO a sessiOn -
- yOu punch sOme imps -
- yOu gO abOut yOur business -
- sO tell me: whats yOur strife specibus?? -
- mines shOvelkind -
- bet nOne Of yOu can beat that -
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85 posts
Dame of Dreams
Played by Phrike
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Post by soothSlayer on May 13, 2016 1:08:36 GMT
nice if u want 2 rob graves i guess? ?
otherwise tf couldnt beat that
im packin sceptrekind here
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77 posts
Prince of Void
Played by William
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Post by goosedTracklete on May 13, 2016 3:00:16 GMT
sometimes you gotta go for the brute force approach, like a shovel, and sometimes you want something with a little more finesse, like a sceptre. my solution? an axe. okay maybe it doesn't have a lot of finesse but who needs that when you have a sweet axe?
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15 posts
Prince of Blood
Played by Sam
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Post by forwardFate on May 13, 2016 7:10:08 GMT
- shOvelkind is the best because i get to bury my enemies -
- Or dig hOles where there shOuldnt be hOles -
- endgame shOvelkind lets me dig hOles in enemies -
- rip stupid imp face yOu wOnt be missed by anyOne -
- sceptrekind is fOr nerds whO cant use a real weapOn -
- whO the heck wants tO swing a big stick arOund fOr fun -
- axekind sOunds gOOd thOugh i like the idea Of chOpping heads Off -
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40 posts
Witch of Hope
Played by Mara
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Post by kenoticAntagonism on May 13, 2016 7:24:39 GMT
yo ff stop rangooning
i know u trying to show off your h0s in different area codes but come on some of us idly highlight text for no reason here
anyways don't diss the sceptrekind i mean that shit innocuous doubles with assault rifles
sometimes at any rate
i mean if it ain't an innocuous double it's probably just extreme level compensating for something missing in the groin area
but lets be honest most weapons are that
we dick waving boys
shit goes helicopter
pre god-tier flight yo
anyways i use canekind
gotta support this here lumbar shit's expensive
sburb doesn't do obamacare
well it does sometimes but life players can be notoriously finicky and or waste all their pluck spamming that one useless hair growth spell
or was it just me that did that when i rolled life
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92 posts
God of the Furthest Ring
Played by Nedben
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Post by horrorTerror on May 13, 2016 12:03:11 GMT
Eldritchkind. PICK UP OTHER HORRORTERRORS AND FLING THEM AT PEOPLE YAY.
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15 posts
Prince of Blood
Played by Sam
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Post by forwardFate on May 13, 2016 16:20:41 GMT
- ill stOp rangOOning when yOu stOp being a text highlighting Over speaking idiOt -
- which i guess is never -
- sO sOrry abOut that -
- alsO yOur strife specibus is abOut as ridiculOus as yOur speech -
- which is impressive because fOr a secOnd there the way yOu sOund had just shOt up to spOt number One On my list of things that annOy me and are terrible -
- nOw the list reads -
- number One: canekind -
- number twO: kas speaking mechanisms -
- even the terrible tentacles Over there has a better specibus than yOu -
- and its literally just thrOwing mOre tentacles at things -
- hOw does it feel to fight with such a terrible weapOn hOnestly ive gOt tO knOw -
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40 posts
Witch of Hope
Played by Mara
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Post by kenoticAntagonism on May 15, 2016 0:06:18 GMT
never is the correct answer gj
that's 'things ka never does' for 300
no double jeopardy tho
i like that list but can i make a suggestion
gotta put ff's attitude as that num 1
or num 0ne
whatever floats ur b0at
first tentacles are the dopest specibus like damn night of the living yamate thats the life right there
but canes are good 2
like okay just feast your eyes on this ish for a second
rttp://prototypetowers.com/watch?v=5XctdlxmMeM/timetrav?=710013115
if you've been banned from pits wew gj
anyways my canes be 2good
sweet like cane sugar
rated arr like a bucCANEer
shits magic like the arCANE
stormy like hurriCANEs
with all of the force of a great typhoon yo
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15 posts
Prince of Blood
Played by Sam
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Post by forwardFate on May 15, 2016 0:27:47 GMT
- saying that canekind sucks isnt an attitude its cOmmOn sense -
- why anyOne wOuld want to use a walking aid as a weapOn is a mystery Of the highest calibre -
- althOugh my guess is that yOu accidentally slipped up and assigned it withOut knOwing what yOu were dOing -
- nOw yOure trying tO make yOurself feel better with lOud internet videOs -
- and strange elabOrate capitalisatiOn pOetry -
- but its Okay im sure everyOne here fOrgives yOu fOr yOur phenOmenally stupid mistake -
- this is an incredibly suppOrtive cOmmunity -
- its Okay tO cry because yOur specibus isnt sOmething actually cOOl like gts axekind -
- Or terrible tentacles multitude Of Other tOssable tentacles -
- Or my Own far superiOr shOvelkind -
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85 posts
Dame of Dreams
Played by Phrike
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Post by soothSlayer on May 15, 2016 2:12:11 GMT
man
ur lookin at this all wrong
sure u can b like
"oh man look at me.... my deadly bladekind is the fucking best..... it is a katana passed down by generations of bushido warriors and is basically the best ever folded over 10,000 times" and pick a generic af kind abstrata
or u can still wreck house w/ an unconventional weapon like a fuckin boss
i knew a guy who could push my entire sessions shit in w/ fancysantakind that dude was scary
edit: u caught me tho this shit turns into a straight up gun
dont think thats completely a blessing tho sburb detects innocuous doubles
ive got basilisks out the fuckin ass breathin shit at me from long range
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15 posts
Prince of Blood
Played by Sam
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Post by forwardFate on May 15, 2016 11:05:59 GMT
- fancysantakind -
- did yOu just say -
- fancysantakind -
- what the hell dO peOple think this game is -
- play time fOr children?? -
- yOu might as well gO ahead and start using bunnykind while yOure at it -
- i refuse tO believe sOmething as ridiculOus as fancysantakind is anything but a hOt pile Of garbage -
- bladekind is clearly far superiOr in that situation -
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92 posts
God of the Furthest Ring
Played by Nedben
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Post by horrorTerror on May 15, 2016 15:11:15 GMT
Fancy santas are either glitched or obscenely magical the stats are way out of whack due to preciseness bonus overwhelming 'it's a fucking fancy santa what do you do offend your enemies to death??'. I'm not talking Nervous Broad's beserkergang where her stabs level approaches Jack Noir or people getting offended and dying it's basically just a blunt object 'kind with overly specific input limits??
Bunnykind is best done with either Chiester Sisters style furniturepeople (Sburb decided to interpret the one-hit-one-kill only slightly closer to the Ougen Musou Kyoku CROSS version so the damage from golden bunnybow assault rifle/ICBM hybrids is appreciated as backup), robot bunnies wielding as many weapons as possible while still looking vaguely like a bunny (octuple-wielding not counting built-in spikes-n-guns-n-lasers is a good minimum if you can handle appendage coding), Reisen and Tewi's spellcards (the fuck sburb it involves a rabbit at one point now you're calling gunfire and elemental japan valid??), and generally fucked-up stuff that is not actually bunnies at all but vaguely qualifies due to attributes.
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15 posts
Prince of Blood
Played by Sam
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Post by forwardFate on May 15, 2016 20:54:29 GMT
- yknOw when i said -
- "yOu might as well gO ahead and start using bunnykind while yOure at it" -
- i was being sarcastic nOt literal -
- which is tO say that i meant the OppOsite Of what i said -
- and sO what i meant was: -
- "why in all Of the infinite possibilities for weapOnized Objects in SBURB wOuld yOu use fucking rabbits" -
- nOt: -
- "yes please extra large squiddle dO explain tO my why these terrible chOices for strife specibus are actually a fantastic idea" -
- Of cOurse i wOuld nOt expect a useless ball Of tentacles hurtling thrOugh space dOing nOthing impOrtant tO understand that -
- its nOt like yOu have any real practical knOwledge of this game -
- i understand if this kind Of thing cOnfuses yOu -
- i wOuldnt expect much better if were being hOnest here -
- which we are -
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40 posts
Witch of Hope
Played by Mara
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Post by kenoticAntagonism on May 16, 2016 9:18:10 GMT
yeah i bet ff's shovel was forged in the hottest manga fires of the anime lords
aka fred's fireplace because wew that boy is a hella nerd
but yeah ff got me
i cry erryday because i got a shitty specibus
i look down at the cane in my hands and suppress a sniffle
wondering how this could happen to me
i made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
the night goes on as im fading away
but hey dont diss fred he the boy
apparently male at any rate
look the entire thing about the specibus is that most of them work
apparently fncysantakind gets hella defense bonuses if you use it to auto-parry during strife
does shovelkind get hella defense bonuses
only thing i bet that shit gets is hella 'dig myself into a hole that i can crawl into' bonuses
and now to conclude my spiel
the second release from my glorious poemtry
check it
ff live it dat hovel
dug it with their own shovel
finna turn it to a brothel
call that nine circles of hell
damn
i shoulda been native rapper aspect like damn dont tell me these bars arent flow/rhyme worthy
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15 posts
Prince of Blood
Played by Sam
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Post by forwardFate on May 16, 2016 19:32:07 GMT
- yes thats right -
- my shOvel was fOrged by fOrces that yOur puny mind cOuld hardly even cOmprehend -
- its called alchemizatiOn yOu shOuld try it sOmetime -
- be careful nOt to hurt your frail cranium while yOur dOing it -
- and dOnt wOrry -
- its Okay to cry because Of yOur "shitty specibus" -
- yOur wOrds nOt mine -
- in the same way that its Okay to accept that the tentacled terrOr dOesnt necessarily knOw what hes saying -
- just because hes a bunch of tentacles in space dOesnt mean he cant be full Of shit -
- talking abOut fancy santas -
- and whatever the hell a "chiester sisters style furniturepeople" is -
- shOvelkind is versatile and prOduces very pOwerful end game weapOns -
- space infused shOvels can dig pOrtal hOles -
- and a big enOugh shOvel can bury enemies alive -
- sO i think i can live withOut a defense bOnus -
- ... -
- also sOmething tells me that yOu werent a native flow/rhyme player fOr a reasOn -
- just saying -
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