Post by telestialGrotto on Jan 2, 2017 16:58:17 GMT
immortalAuthor and mermaidLodestar have joined the chat!
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CA: What's going on?
CA: Why are we in a memo?
ML: Because why not?
CA: Why is that Kevin dude shouting at that Julie girl?
CA: Help. Am lost. What is entry chain
IA: Oh right you're the one who didn't die!
IA: Native rain player, okay so let's put this in terms you should understand. One sec, messaging SC
ET: *Afraid I couldn't say. Also I was supposed to start unless our other person here insists on it?*
CA: do something I can still hear the rain and it's a girl and she's not shutting up about science
ET: *So if we're going to do this, I suggest we hop to it. Anybody have preferences for server/client pairs based on positive prior history?*
ET: *Oh, sorry CA, trying to get this moving now.*
ML: Do not let IA mess with my house
IA: Ahahahaha now THAT takes me back
IA: GHOST MERMAID! OOOO
ML: Never gonna live that down am I
IA: Nope!
ET: *Well for good or for ill, I already volunteered for that position.*
CA: The horror, the horror...
ET: *Unless we need CA in ASAP in which case maybe it should be CA?*
CA: Nothing's up on my end. The sky isn't falling...it's strange.
IA: Anyway, CA: the order is chaos, and the chaos antagonistic, the damnation of your fellows eternally bound, kyuubey has told you the truth and lies eternal. Your damnation begins yesterday, but the true hell has only begun. Beware the shadows and fear the beach, the secrets to come will damn you all. Nevermore. Nevermore. Nevermore.
ET: *Starting the client up. Silent person, please speak now or forever hold your peace.*
UV: u-uhm, uh, is that m-me?
IA: Idk i think this one is more random witchy bull and SC having fun but, uh, who knows
IA: Oh hey UV is alive
IA: Yo
ET: *I believe so.*
ET: *Nice to meet you!*
UV: c-cause i-i have n-no idea w-whats h-happening right n-now. i'm k-kind of f-freaking o-out.
ET: *Oh are you also a second sessioner?*
CA: This is not new information. Could you please speak up? Headshots are nothing new, nor are hearts.
CA: Everyone went shouty at that first statement.
CA: Give that light a dongle?
UV: i-i don't know w-what that means. all i-i know is t-that i a-already finished my s-session, s-so is this the e-ending?
CA: In the words of a goddess, "welcome to hell".
CA: The ending is something we are denied.
UV: r-really?
CA: guys help they're going all poetic
UV: i-if we're denied an ending, then where a-are we?
IA: Ahem
CA: there's this thing called replaying and...yeah
IA: Welcome, UV, to replaying.
UV: replaying?
IA: You're one of the unlucky many who is stuck in an eternal loop of sessions.
UV: o-oh g-god, r-really?
ET: *Wait it's actually eternal?*
IA: If you're lucky, you'll reconnected with your native sessionmates occasionally
IA: Idk probably?
IA: Most people die first
ET: *I thought it was just a limited set of bugs!*
IA: And by most i mean all, i think?
IA: ET, we only know the people who are still replaying
IA: If anybody has gotten out we haven't heard
IA: It could theoretically happen but idk
IA: I mean maybe gentlemanmannerism has done it but probably not
ET: *No, that makes sense. I just tried to throw myself past the freakout stage so fast that I didn't really think about all the ramifications of this whole replaying thing.*
CA: I heard the gods scream no...
UV: if i'm just 'r-replaying' as you say, then why is my room different?
CA: Because. You don't play the same person.
CA: That's why nonplayer pregame people see you as someone else.
IA: Because this is a session where a team fucked up
IA: And we're the cleanup crew, to make sure it doesn't go sterile.
CA: Why is Lillian typing with my hands it feels wrong
CA: because I can -luv lils
UV: makes sense. i'd remember hanging up all these posters of boybands. so if the original person isn't here, where are they?
ET: *Gone, I think?*
ET: *Please don't tell me there's a body somewhere.*
UV: gone?
UV: define gone please.
IA: Replaced by you
IA: No corpses
IA: Usually
IA: If you find a corpse its version drift
IA: Or a simbling
IA: *sibling
IA: Wait siblings don't usually happen
IA: Still, it means something fucked up
UV: no corpses here from what i see. anything else i should know? i'm kind of freaking out a might bit at the revelation that i basically wiped someone from existence.
IA: Oh, no, not at all
IA: They were already permadead, you're just here to replace them
UV: so i replaced a dead person?
IA: And fill the hole they left behind
IA: Basically
UV: does that mean i'll die too?
IA: If it did then we'd all be dying and a lot more freaked out
IA: This is my... 13th? Session. Idk, lost count
UV: that
UV: makes sense i guess.
UV: is anything else changed?
IA: Your title, probably
CA: If you want to know what happened, they died and if they lived something worse happened
IA: Unless you were really bad at the game
UV: oh, i still have my old fetch modi and strife. is that supposed to happen?
IA: And rerolled your native title
UV: maybe
IA: Yes
UV: how do i check my title?
IA: Okay fuck it
IA: Ask a consort when we get in
IA: Or wake up on a moon i guess
UV: uhm, okay.
IA: If you can
IA: ANYWAY
CA: Who IS our space player?
IA: archiveofourown.org/works/340777?view_full_work=true
IA: Wait hold on one sec
UV: what's that?
immortalAuthor has disconnected (sleeping)
UV: oh
UV: he's gone
CA: (what the fuck)
ML: The FAQ. It's a guide
UV: i hope its safe
CA: ((what the fuck IA links))
CA: ((WHY))
ML: also IA and I are both women
* archiveofourown.org/works/340777?view_full_work=true
UV: last time i opened something my computer exploded. cool, i guess
ML: let me rephrase. The FAQ. Read it like the gospel of survival
immortalAuthor has reconnected
IA: GUESS WHO'S FUCKING SPACE
CA:
UV: you?
ET: *Yeah, that's the only way I figured out how to get here.*
IA: Aughhhhh
ET: *Oh. Uh...
ET: Sorry to hear that?*
CA: what are the classpects
CA: did you interrogate a carapace or what
CA: Lillian stop typing with my hands it's weeeeird
CA: NO
CA: I MUST TYPE!
IA: UV got knight of law
UV: i'm a space player. or at least, i was last time if what yo usaid about different titles
UV: cool, what's that?
IA: ML has guard of sand
UV: i was a knight before, but don't know what law is
CA: Passive combatant, restriction.
ML: Shit
CA: Passive defender, weakness.
CA: Lils why are you saying this
CA: BECAUSE I CAN
IA: She's describing shit
IA: The one who isn't here is thief of fate
ET: *Well it is useful to know, even if the whole body snatcher thing is a bit creepy.*
IA: CA is maid of coins
IA: I'm a ward of space
ET: *Which makes me the time player since you haven't said it yet.*
IA: And ET is prince of time
IA: Observant! I like you.
IA: Wait hold on
CA: Active displacement, direction. Passive enhancer, wealth. Active inheritor, space. Active destroyer, time.
IA: ET, are you a second-session-er too or?
CA: why am I money
CA: oh you know why
IA: Cause you don't have a soul
ET: *I mean I got to read the guide a little early so i'm not in the freakout stage but yeah.*
IA: Jk, but also not
UV: thats kinda mean to say.
CA: Hey, it's right here! That's how I'm controlling her with it!
IA: Oh wow okay so that's three second timers
IA: Though lillian makes CA both a second timer and a idek how many timer
CA: You have a long and difficult session ahead of you. Keep an eye on this one in particular.
CA: ...Julie is screaming in frustration. Inside my head.
CA: *facedesk*
UV: that's worrying.
IA: Tell julie to chillax
CA: Don't sell your soul. -Julie
UV: does this normally happen during these 'replay's'?
IA: Oh yeah that's right
CA: I AM NOT CHILL I STOLE ALL THE FLOW FROM KEVIN I AM ENERGY I AM UNCHILL -Julie
IA: If anyone EVER says 'gib soul pls' to you, say no
CA: no everyone here is abnormal
CA: I regret selling my soul already.
CA: you will regret it more in the future. <3
IA: I mean, it was that or death
ET: *Yeah this seems far more chaotic than the original...*
IA: Sooo whatever
IA: ANYWAY
IA: Fuck it, ET, I'm getting you in
IA: ML, you do me
IA: CA you can do ML
ET: *Oh well there's at least that out of the way.*
IA: UV you're on CA
IA: And then if the last person shows up we'll be good
UV: okay
UV: im in and connected
IA: I am also disappointed in all of you for not making a 'blank do blank' sex joke
ET: *Oh, well I was thinking it...
ET: But it seemed impolite to say given how people were freaking out.*
ET: *Anyways, client's up.*
UV: i was reading the faq, specifically the law section. so "chains and whips are my kinda thing?" is that good enough for a sex joke?
ET: *Truly this is the most mature session.*
CA: "DO NOT" -literally everyone. At the same time.
CA: It was the creepiest thing.
CA: Normally Fred, AC, Uogne, and the others don't care.
IA: Okay anyway UV, that should be all your shit on the ground, pick something to prototype - JUST ONE BEFORE ENTRY, and then go through the motions. Let me know if you need help
IA: *ET
IA: I'm an idiot
ET: *Need to get on the road then, a "A kingdom for a stage, princes to act." and all that.*
ET: *Now let's see.*
ET: *What does this person even have in here that would make for a good guide...*
ET: *Some dude in a suit will have to do I suppose.*
IA: No, don't pick a guide now!
UV: uh, i managed to find a dark souls poster underneath one of the boyband ones and prototyped it. i figured such a hard difficulty of a game would benefit me via helping me spritewise.
IA: Do that for the second prototype
IA: Throw something useless in!
IA: Alright UV that's good but chill rn
IA: You're like, 5th in the order
UV: ok.
UV: i'll go back to reading the law section for now
UV: i just finished reading about geis, vows, and how our sentences are powerful i guess?
CA: if you abuse them I will personally slap you
ET: *Right but there's only dudes in suits in here.*
CA: by proxy I'm not traveling years just to deliver a slap
ET: *Like I think the person who had this room was planning on going into some really conservative segment of the fashion industry?*
IA: Also, UV, for the love of god only prototype one thing pre-entry and DO NOT LET IT BE DARK SOULS
IA: That is a terrible plan!
UV: uh, ok, so no dark souls poster then?
CA: if you prototype dark souls I might actually have to get across the ring
ET: *Or liked the mob boss aesthetic?*
IA: For your second that's fine
IA: Pick something weak before entry
IA: And then throw something random in AFTER entering
IA: And by random i mean ideally 'something that can talk'
ET: *Okay here's something that isn't a man in a suit.*
UV: uhm, ok, i found a canister of ashes labeled "peepers", would that be fine?
CA: What was peepers before it was cremated?
ET: *It's a stuffed yorkshire terrier in a suit.*
ET: *So in it goes, I suppose.*
IA: Dapperdogsprite?
UV: don't know, but i see a few pictures with a parakeet in it, but no parakeet in sight, so i'm guessing parakeet.
CA: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -kevin
CA: Ugh, are basic fliers really the only option we have?
ET: *Oh, how did I not notice the monocle! That's downright adorable!*
IA: Year sure go with the bird whenever the missing person does it
CA: I mean it's not that bad I was just hoping we could keep the air advantage.
IA: On second though, UV, you get me in, and CA, you get UV in
UV: uhm, ok. so i should do my sburb disk now then?
IA: ML will get CA in. I wanna stagger the expertise a little
IA: Start the download, it'll take a while
ET: *Anyways, I guess that means going through the motions and then the entry object.*
UV: alright
UV: started
ET: *Which is...
ET: *Hah, the game got my Henry V quote, it's a tennis ball!*
UV: law has some pretty interesting stuff from what i'm reading.
UV: like that 'busting makes me feel good' skill
ET: *Well since France isn't here to get dunked, I guess i'll just generically overhead smash this thing into oblivion.*
CA: No time for theatrics, you're already theatrics!
CA: That means there's no time for you left on Earth! How's the Medium come?
ET: *No, i'm gonna be insistent here. Is that CA talking or someone else?*
ET: *I'm waiting.*
CA: Everyone, no-one, it's irrelevant.
CA: Are we going to have the world end and us with it, or just the first part?
ET: *Ugh, fine.*
ET: *Gonna have a talk about setting up a system for this later.*
IA: Alright, UV, download done? Drop all the shit i've got this on lockdown!
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UV: yea
UV: it just finished
UV: dropped a few things down for you
UV: alright, that should be all of them.
IA: Alright lets pop this cruxtruder open aaaand
IA: Shit i don't know what to prototype
IA: Uhhhh uhhhh
IA: Anybody have a problem with me prototyping my book?
ML: YES
IA: Okay uhhh uhhh
UV: i don't but, uhm, i have to go
IA: AHA! SUGAR CUBE
IA: Don't go i need you to build this place up once i get in!
UV: my, err, this persons, uh. someone just arrived at my house place thing.
IA: I'm not chilling in an ebonpyre
IA: WHAT
IA: IGNORE THEM THEY'LL DIE SOON ANYWAY
IA: Okay i'm getting in CA, get UV in ASAP
UV: yea, they kinda look like the person in the pictures around the house, so i guess they live here?
IA: Oh it's the guardian?
UV: maybe?
IA: They should have a key but it's not relevant
IA: Abscond if they engage you
UV: there's 3 people in these pictures, and one of 'em is i'm guessing the person i took over?
IA: You're not strong enough to take them out alone
IA: Sounds right
IA: Anyway, sugarcube sprite is go and my entry object is...
IA: Oh that;s fucking rich
IA: Alright, biting the book
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IA: Okay bit the book
UV: why didn't you just read it? it could have had a cool story.
UV: i hate when people waste stories
IA: I said 'my immortal' on it
IA: I fucking wrote it
UV: i wish i could make a sentence or rule that required you to read every story you pick up.
IA: You can, but please don't
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UV: stories are cool, and i hate when people skip them.
CA: if you do that I will fucking murder you
IA: Most of my stories are lethal to the general public
CA: that was not even Lils or Julie that was CA
IA: Here's what i mean
ET: *Sorry about the delay, I kind of had an early strife there.*
CA: Casual abuse of sentences is an immediate cry for death from...well, everyone
CA: I
IA: www.fanfiction.net/s/6829556/2/my-immortal
CA: am inclined to agree here-
ET: *And hey, that's at least one thing we can use to establish CA.*
IA: Alright CA get UV set up while i ascend towards my gate
UV: well, i don't really know how exactly law works intrinsically, but i have a basic idea.
CA: That's the most dangerous fucking kind.
CA: You are lucky I can't kill you because of fate.
CA: (well, time)
CA: you get the point.
IA: Okay wow idek who's in control of CA anymore
IA: That's impressive
CA: It doesn't matter.
CA: We are many, we are one, the server's ready is the client done?
CA: Your sins will be monitored before the beginning and after the end. Pray I do not alter the bargain any further.
UV: was that a rhyme and a metaphor at the same time?
CA: No, is the connection ready or what?
ET: *I'm sorry, it's just really annoying as a former Heart player that all the identities are scrunched up.*
UV: also i read that story IA, and, uh, no offense but, uhm, please don't write ever again?
CA: YOU WILL DIE BECAUSE OF THIS! SCREAMED ALL THE BROTHERS OF THE VOID
CA: Ow wtf
CA: That was...angry.
IA: UV, you have no idea
UV: CA the connection is supposedly ready, i just need you to build my stuff
IA: I'm actually a good writer
ET: *Wait, so who's angry at who now?*
CA: Deploying now.
IA: But also nothing is as potent in alchemy as my own fresh works
CA: Cruxtruder. Totem lathe. Alchemiter. Card. The works.
UV: can i get some of your good works then? i love reading and stories and i would love to read them.
IA: Huge arc bonus when playing dreams too
IA: We'll talk
UV: oh, i see 'em coming down. thanks CA
IA: I'll send you my WH40K fic too when i do
UV: alright opened cruxtruder thing
ML: Is that the one that explodes computers?
IA: Yes
UV: sprites floating about and i'm about to proto---
CA: WHAT HAPPENED
UV: kfsadf
CA: WHAT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED
IA: WHAT
ML: oh fuck what just happened
CA: GOD DAMN YOU SBURB WHY ARE YOU LAGGING
CA: CIRCLE DAMNIT WINDOW UNFREEZE
UV: uh, crap, uhm. i was carrying the poster for dark souls and the parakeet ashes and, kind of like, tripped on a mess of wires? so, uh, prototyped dark souls poster first on accident.
UV: he looks kinda cool actually, floating metal helmet with super large sword.
IA: Fuck we are so screwed
IA: DARK SOULS: THE SESSION
UV: i'm sorry
UV: i didn't mean to
UV: please dont hate me
IA: I mean, ML and i will be fine
CA: I AM GOING TO FUCKING SMASH THAT BARRIER TO FUCKING DUST ANFHBJBREIJHRBITUEUOYIUiuhyioerj89wrhurweh4rg
CA: ow.
IA: Just, all these second-timers are gonna die
IA: Probably
CA: Hideous screaming.
IA: I'll see what i can do
CA: So much of it.
CA: It hurts.
UV: i appreciate all of the help IA
IA: Actually.. i'm gonna make my way over to your land ET
CA: we are all going to fucking die
CA: we have to be objectively fated to not die to not die here
IA: Wait fuck that won't work wrong directipn
CA: and even that I'm unsure of
IA: Augghhhhh
ET: *So, advice then?*
UV: i'm gonna go make my artifact thingy now.
IA: Uh, anybody here ever beat dark souls?
IA: Yes, UV, do that
CA: Before he enters make the deadliest shit you can.
CA: Dark Souls player weapons are weak, right?
CA: Maybe it won't be so bad.
IA: Aha! Good point!
IA: We need to overpower these fucks!
CA: MAYBE WE SHOULD FUCKING PROTOTYPE THE CHIESTER SISTERS AND ALL GET SHOT TO DEATH BY THE FUCKING BLACK QUEEN THE MOMENT WE ENTER
UV: alright back
CA: loljk
IA: Actually we need armor dark souls enemies hit like trucks
UV: i've beaten dark souls once, but only barely and with a lot of help from my friends
CA: flashstep faster you noobs - <3 julie (but you're still going to die)
IA: Fuck
CA: Get the fuck in so I/we/Y' can build you up.
UV: uh, my artifact kinda looks like some kind of ball?
IA: Okay i should be fine because space and because i can read my works and shit will leave
UV: im gonna throw it at the wall
IA: Cool shit
CA: Abuse Law and I will fucking burn this session to the ground and bury you in acid rain. <3
UV: oh hey, that worked
UV: woah
IA: Lillian chill
UV: this place looks really different from my old one
ET: *So when should I expect the hardcore enemies to start?*
IA: Now
ET: *Because I think I nearly just got enough grist for some armor.*
IA: OH FUCK THAT HURT
UV: there's just, sand everywhere, and these super huge chains all over the place shooting straight into the sky.
IA: Okay dodging time
UV: i'm gonna try to prototype my parakeet thing now.
CA: CONTINUE THE PROCESS.
CA: GO ON.
UV: okay, done.
IA: Okay so CA keep UV alive, we're officially stalling the rest of our entries until we absolutely have to in order to get enough grist to keep our missing person safe
CA: At this point *we* should fucking jump in the sprites after we're in. It could probably do less damage.
UV: but he's just quoting the dark souls series and talking about chains and destiny?
CA: Sprites fucking do that.
CA: Did you even HAVE a native session? Were you unconscious the whole time?
CA: Oooh, flak from AC this time!
IA: CA! Not now!
CA: AC: WHY THE FUCK WAS THAT POSTER NOT IN YOUR INVENTORY YOU HAVE SYLLADEXES FOR A REASON
CA: I'm building, but I kinda need grist here.
IA: JULIE, LILS, SHUT THE FUCK UP
UV: i did, but uh, one of my friends called unifiedweeaboo guided me through everything.
CA: Most of the way there, keep going.
UV: they were a seer of something
UV: don't remember what
UV: okay
IA: CA, there, just transfered a bit
CA: Seers do that! Stop texting, start fighting!
UV: ill just start, hitting things with my scrap book
CA: STAIRS TO THE GATE!
CA: I DON'T TRUST YOU WITH LADDERS
CA: Up, up, and away!
CA: Copypasted, copypasted...there.
CA: AC: IF YOU HAVE A TRASH MODUS WE NEED TO RESURRECT YOUR GUARDIAN SO I CAN SLAP THEM UPSIDE THE HEAD
UV: okay
UV: uh
UV: going to the gate then
UV: oh wait
UV: i should go alchemize stuff first huh?
IA: FUCK THAT JUST RUN DUMBASS
UV: instead of hitting armored imps with a scrapbook?
ET: *You know I was kind of hoping to farm the ebonpyre a little but augh.*
IA: JUST GET THROUGH AND THEN RUN HOME
CA: UNDERSTAND HOW THE EBONPYRE WORKS
CA: GO GO GO
UV: uh, ok, i'll go through the gate then.
IA: DO NOT BE MORONS GRIND LATER WHEN YOUR HOUSE ISN'T CRAWILING WITH MURDERIMPS
ET: *Even with the armor I had to just run as fast as possible and almost died getting through the gate.*
CA: INTO THE CHAIRS IMPS EAT TABLE
CA: TAKE A CRUXTRUDER TO THE FACE
CA: TAKE IT AGAIN
CA: WHY WON'T IT DIE
UV: armor?
CA: I WILL FUCKING DESTROY THIS FURNITURE BEFORE THESE PEOPLE DIE
UV: i'm through by the way, but have no idea where i am
CA: THAT'S FINE
CA: YOU CAN TAKE A RETURN NODE I THINK YOUR SPRITE CAN MURDER CLEANUP FROM HERE
CA: Ow ow ow Lillian needs to stop
ET: *Okay now that i'm not about to die maybe i can forward the codes to some of this stuff?*
UV: oh hey
UV: that's cool
UV: there's these like, little turtle people
UV: and they just keep like, handing me books for some reason
CA: DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND CONSORTS?!
CA: BRUH.
UV: uh, not really, last time all of my consorts were dead when i got there.
CA: ...'
CA: Wow.
CA: Your session must've been fucked.
IA: TAKE THE BOOKS AND RUN HOME DUMBASS
ET: *Okay that's not supposed to happen.*
ET: *Anyways, armor codes!*
UV: well, i went through last, and when i finally went through my first gate everyone else was already on their 5th
UV: so i just guessed that one of them had killed them all
UV: maybe
UV: there was all kinds of weird stuff in it.
CA: what
CA: the
CA: fuck
ecstaticThespian uploads lowtierarmor.png
CA: is wrong with your native coplayers
CA: Ugh, who was getting me in again? Client operational.
UV: well, one of them was named unifiedweeaboo, i figured that gave a decent indicator to be honest.
UV: okay, i took the books, but i don't know where i'm running too?
CA: Find a return node!
CA: The little gate thingies that take you home!
UV: okay
UV: i should probably hurry, the grounds rumbling for some reason.
CA: WHAT THE FUCK
CA: what the fuck
UV: oh hey, it sto]pas]d[pa[]sdpkgdf
IA: Heh, still not the worst second timer i've ever seen
ET: *UV!*
UV: oh, uh
UV: sorry, tripped, but uh
CA: IA who were they? A corpse?
UV: are basilisks supposed to be this big?
CA: Lillian at least make it clear when you're tal-
CA: WHAT THE FUCK
IA: No, my second session i prototyped my WH40K manuscript
ET: *Why are you facing a basilisk already?!*
CA: Did literally everything explode?
CA: Was everything fuckery and preps?
unknownVariable uploaded screenshot
CA: Is the equipment ready or is that just the meteors?
UV: he's, really big
CA: REFUCKINGTREAT
CA: Mfg I would ask for your soul but I think Broken Eyes is even more offended by me than this
CA: lils. stop.
UV: sorry.
UV: it kind of like, scoffed at me? then like, walked away.
IA: The 40K fic is like, just purely designed to make the worst neckbeards have to quit the fandom. And also apparently offends the omnisiah
UV: are they supposed to do that?
UV: oh, found a return node thingy.
ET: *Well they're supposed to if you're that low level compared to them.*
UV: oh ok, that's good then.
IA: Okay so good news UV isn't dead
ET: *That's an actual SBURB rule I think.*
IA: And huh, i never knew that was a rule
IA: MAYBE BECAUSE I AVOID GIANT ENEMIES
CA: ^
IA: Alright fuck
UV: it's not like i actively sought it out.
UV: okay, i went through the return node
UV: 3.1
CA: YOUR SEER MUST HAVE BEEN FUCKING OMNISCIENT.
UV: 3.14
UV: there
UV: books are out
CA: ...WHAT IS YOUR MODUS?
UV: our seer was okay.
UV: pi.
UV: i have to recite pi to get stuff out
UV: fortunately i can store an infinite amount in it, unfortunately i can't remember enough of pi to take some stuff out
CA: ...
CA: AC is correct. We need to resurrect your dead family member in order to slap them.
UV: i'm sorry.
CA: Holdan, lemme get the code of the wallet itself
UV: oh hey, one of the turtle guys came with.
chaosAntagonist has uploaded WALLETMODUSCODE.png to the memo!
((It's a perfectly normal wallet modus's code.))
UV: uh, so i take it i should alchemize this then?
CA: Yes.
FC: is fuck, yes
UV: okay
((pretend that was IA and not FC))
CA: Everyone with a trash modus needs to switch to Array, Wallet, Recipe, or one of their sibling 'utilitarian does not fucking do stupid shit at bad times' moduses.
UV: mine doesn't do stupid shit though. it's actually useful if i can remember enough of pi
CA: I AM LITERALLY BOILING WITH RAGE RIGHT NOW. I THINK I NEED TO STOP EATING MIND DOMINTION CAKE.
CA: ((*DOMINATION))
ET: *Hmm, that's really useful!*
IA: Okay, UV, for your sake you should probably quite out and just, uh, grind and alchemize
UV: okay, uh, this little turtle dude *really* wants me to read these books they gave me, so i'm gonna do that. i'll see you guys around.
UV: oh, and do that too i guess.
ET: *I mean I still might keep this one around for the sake of particularly dramatic revelations of items but yeah that's way simpler.*
CA: Obey the quest. Patterns guide you.
UV: i'll try to practice with my knight of law thing too.
UV: see you guys later
IA: Focus on not dying for now
IA: Because this session? Is the prepare to die edition.
IA: mirrors.rit.edu/instantcsi/
CA: Abuse of Broken Eyes will be met with more judgment than you can mete out, delivered at bad times. A pawn may be sacrificed if not captured first.
ET: *Link doesn't work.*
IA: Attempt two: mirrors.rit.edu/instantcsi/
IA: Argh
ET: *Looks like the shades joke is facing...*
ET: *Some
ET: *Broken Eyes.*
ET: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uW47jWLMiY
IA: ONE MORE TIME mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/
CA: This must be the work of an enemy STAND!
IA: WHO MAKES A LINK CASE SENSITIVE AUGHHHH
CA: This is rather sad.
ML: okay the meteors are gonna start coming
ML: CA, I just dropped everything down for you
ML: do your thing
CA: DOING SO NOW
CA: what should I prototype
ML: Okay what's the easiest game in existence
IA: Kirby! Prototype kirby! you can't lo- wait no copy ability enemies NEVERMIND
IA: uhhh uhhhhh
CA: Ugh, where are old people when I need them...
ET: *Define old people?*
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SE: hihi
IA: YO SE GET CONNECTED TO ML STAT
IA: ET,try you connect to ET too gogogog
IA: *ET, connect to SE
IA: deploy all the shit and be ready to build up oh god oh god this session is so fucked
ET: *Okay, since I guess we have a little bit of space now, i'm on it.*
SE: wait what
SE: uhh ok one sec installing server
SE: i assume you want me to do the server?
ML: you're servering for me, ET is servering for you
IA: go go go go go
CA: I found a ghandi statue
CA: in it goes
CA: bam
CA: GHANDISPRITE
CA: ....our words are backed with nuclear weapons.
CA: loljk
CA: Anyways DIE OBJECT DIE
CA: *smashes chocolate coin*
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IA: we are so fuuuucked
SE: OK cool
ML: Okay so, unlike everyone else I actually had my prototyping planned out weeks ago
CA: OKAY DARK SOULS GANDHI WAS NOT SOMETHING I WANTED TO SEE
SE: uh, anywhere in particular you want me to drop the stuff?
CA: IS THIS ASURA'S WRATH NOW
ML: wherever works SE, I can handle it
SE: mk
ET: *To be fair, if this was Asura's Wrath then we'd at least be assured we could eventually beat whatever the game threw at us, if we punched it hard enough.*
IA: are you suggesting we prototype asura's wrath?
TG: no
CA: ((instinct why))
ML: I'm prototyping the one thing weak enough to maybe depower this thing
CA: what, the concept of weakness?
CA: are you going to prototype literally the entire aspect of sand
ML: I mean, that is apparently my role, but I just mean, the easiest game I could think of
ML: Candy crush!
IA: ML NO NOT CANDY
ML: Shit right
ML: okay, uh, uhhhhh
ET: *You could throw in You Have To Burn The Rope.*
ML: Wax candle, boom. It's gonna burn easily now.
ML: Alright, got the dowel, bring it to the alchemiter
ML: aaaand
SE: things dropped
ML: I noticed!
SE: have at it ML
SE: .^.
ML: Alright, my object is a
ML: what the fuck even is this?
ML: screw it, throwing it at the ground!
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ML: okay, SE, wanna build up this house so I can get out before the darksouls imps show up?
SE: on it
SE: ladders OK?
ML: at least they should be more peaceful until endgame...
ML: Yes ofc
ML: alright, we should be good, ET and SE, go for it
ET: *On it.*
SE: installing client now
CA: meanwhile in gate passed territory
CA: it is so shiny
ET: *Server's been up, but have to wait on your end.*
ML: Augh, fuck, what is that sound?
SE: OK it's good to go, am I connected?
ML: oh god it's like a choir that has no idea what melody is
ET: *We are good to go, deploying game stuff.*
ML: I need to get back and alchemize some ear plugs argh!
SE: cat plush should be safe to prototype, right?
ET: *I mean no worse than what I prototyped, unless there's some law against cats?*
SE: I dunno, whoever I replaced has a lot of these though...
ET: *Well, might as well then. Best to avoid the meteors.*
SE: Yeah
SE: alright heading in
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SE: oh gosh it's bright here
ET: *Never mind that, first priority is to get to the gate before you die.*
IA: hey quick question SE, is this your second session?
ET: *Already on the process of building upwards to it.*
IA: or do you actually know what you're doing to some degree?
SE: yeah, climbing to the roof now
SE: it's my 6th
IA: oh thank god somebody else who knows how the game works
((at least I think XD))
IA: we have 3 first timers, you, and then ML and I who are probably considerable as vets now?
SE: ok through gate now
SE: ah I see
((midnight happens OOC time))
IA: congrats that was the first hard part now for day to day survival
IA: see you all once I've alchemized enough weaponry to make Tsun Tsu blush 00:10:16
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ET: *Yeah, I think i'm heading off of this one and back to the main chat...*
ML: for the sake of my arc and all of your safety by extension, don't be surprised when you don't see me around for the next while
ET: *See you round, everybody!*
ML: bye!
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SE: yeah i'm gonna go mess with the alchemiter a bit
SE: see you guys
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CA: What's going on?
CA: Why are we in a memo?
ML: Because why not?
CA: Why is that Kevin dude shouting at that Julie girl?
CA: Help. Am lost. What is entry chain
IA: Oh right you're the one who didn't die!
IA: Native rain player, okay so let's put this in terms you should understand. One sec, messaging SC
ET: *Afraid I couldn't say. Also I was supposed to start unless our other person here insists on it?*
CA: do something I can still hear the rain and it's a girl and she's not shutting up about science
ET: *So if we're going to do this, I suggest we hop to it. Anybody have preferences for server/client pairs based on positive prior history?*
ET: *Oh, sorry CA, trying to get this moving now.*
ML: Do not let IA mess with my house
IA: Ahahahaha now THAT takes me back
IA: GHOST MERMAID! OOOO
ML: Never gonna live that down am I
IA: Nope!
ET: *Well for good or for ill, I already volunteered for that position.*
CA: The horror, the horror...
ET: *Unless we need CA in ASAP in which case maybe it should be CA?*
CA: Nothing's up on my end. The sky isn't falling...it's strange.
IA: Anyway, CA: the order is chaos, and the chaos antagonistic, the damnation of your fellows eternally bound, kyuubey has told you the truth and lies eternal. Your damnation begins yesterday, but the true hell has only begun. Beware the shadows and fear the beach, the secrets to come will damn you all. Nevermore. Nevermore. Nevermore.
ET: *Starting the client up. Silent person, please speak now or forever hold your peace.*
UV: u-uhm, uh, is that m-me?
IA: Idk i think this one is more random witchy bull and SC having fun but, uh, who knows
IA: Oh hey UV is alive
IA: Yo
ET: *I believe so.*
ET: *Nice to meet you!*
UV: c-cause i-i have n-no idea w-whats h-happening right n-now. i'm k-kind of f-freaking o-out.
ET: *Oh are you also a second sessioner?*
CA: This is not new information. Could you please speak up? Headshots are nothing new, nor are hearts.
CA: Everyone went shouty at that first statement.
CA: Give that light a dongle?
UV: i-i don't know w-what that means. all i-i know is t-that i a-already finished my s-session, s-so is this the e-ending?
CA: In the words of a goddess, "welcome to hell".
CA: The ending is something we are denied.
UV: r-really?
CA: guys help they're going all poetic
UV: i-if we're denied an ending, then where a-are we?
IA: Ahem
CA: there's this thing called replaying and...yeah
IA: Welcome, UV, to replaying.
UV: replaying?
IA: You're one of the unlucky many who is stuck in an eternal loop of sessions.
UV: o-oh g-god, r-really?
ET: *Wait it's actually eternal?*
IA: If you're lucky, you'll reconnected with your native sessionmates occasionally
IA: Idk probably?
IA: Most people die first
ET: *I thought it was just a limited set of bugs!*
IA: And by most i mean all, i think?
IA: ET, we only know the people who are still replaying
IA: If anybody has gotten out we haven't heard
IA: It could theoretically happen but idk
IA: I mean maybe gentlemanmannerism has done it but probably not
ET: *No, that makes sense. I just tried to throw myself past the freakout stage so fast that I didn't really think about all the ramifications of this whole replaying thing.*
CA: I heard the gods scream no...
UV: if i'm just 'r-replaying' as you say, then why is my room different?
CA: Because. You don't play the same person.
CA: That's why nonplayer pregame people see you as someone else.
IA: Because this is a session where a team fucked up
IA: And we're the cleanup crew, to make sure it doesn't go sterile.
CA: Why is Lillian typing with my hands it feels wrong
CA: because I can -luv lils
UV: makes sense. i'd remember hanging up all these posters of boybands. so if the original person isn't here, where are they?
ET: *Gone, I think?*
ET: *Please don't tell me there's a body somewhere.*
UV: gone?
UV: define gone please.
IA: Replaced by you
IA: No corpses
IA: Usually
IA: If you find a corpse its version drift
IA: Or a simbling
IA: *sibling
IA: Wait siblings don't usually happen
IA: Still, it means something fucked up
UV: no corpses here from what i see. anything else i should know? i'm kind of freaking out a might bit at the revelation that i basically wiped someone from existence.
IA: Oh, no, not at all
IA: They were already permadead, you're just here to replace them
UV: so i replaced a dead person?
IA: And fill the hole they left behind
IA: Basically
UV: does that mean i'll die too?
IA: If it did then we'd all be dying and a lot more freaked out
IA: This is my... 13th? Session. Idk, lost count
UV: that
UV: makes sense i guess.
UV: is anything else changed?
IA: Your title, probably
CA: If you want to know what happened, they died and if they lived something worse happened
IA: Unless you were really bad at the game
UV: oh, i still have my old fetch modi and strife. is that supposed to happen?
IA: And rerolled your native title
UV: maybe
IA: Yes
UV: how do i check my title?
IA: Okay fuck it
IA: Ask a consort when we get in
IA: Or wake up on a moon i guess
UV: uhm, okay.
IA: If you can
IA: ANYWAY
CA: Who IS our space player?
IA: archiveofourown.org/works/340777?view_full_work=true
IA: Wait hold on one sec
UV: what's that?
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UV: oh
UV: he's gone
CA: (what the fuck)
ML: The FAQ. It's a guide
UV: i hope its safe
CA: ((what the fuck IA links))
CA: ((WHY))
ML: also IA and I are both women
* archiveofourown.org/works/340777?view_full_work=true
UV: last time i opened something my computer exploded. cool, i guess
ML: let me rephrase. The FAQ. Read it like the gospel of survival
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IA: GUESS WHO'S FUCKING SPACE
CA:
UV: you?
ET: *Yeah, that's the only way I figured out how to get here.*
IA: Aughhhhh
ET: *Oh. Uh...
ET: Sorry to hear that?*
CA: what are the classpects
CA: did you interrogate a carapace or what
CA: Lillian stop typing with my hands it's weeeeird
CA: NO
CA: I MUST TYPE!
IA: UV got knight of law
UV: i'm a space player. or at least, i was last time if what yo usaid about different titles
UV: cool, what's that?
IA: ML has guard of sand
UV: i was a knight before, but don't know what law is
CA: Passive combatant, restriction.
ML: Shit
CA: Passive defender, weakness.
CA: Lils why are you saying this
CA: BECAUSE I CAN
IA: She's describing shit
IA: The one who isn't here is thief of fate
ET: *Well it is useful to know, even if the whole body snatcher thing is a bit creepy.*
IA: CA is maid of coins
IA: I'm a ward of space
ET: *Which makes me the time player since you haven't said it yet.*
IA: And ET is prince of time
IA: Observant! I like you.
IA: Wait hold on
CA: Active displacement, direction. Passive enhancer, wealth. Active inheritor, space. Active destroyer, time.
IA: ET, are you a second-session-er too or?
CA: why am I money
CA: oh you know why
IA: Cause you don't have a soul
ET: *I mean I got to read the guide a little early so i'm not in the freakout stage but yeah.*
IA: Jk, but also not
UV: thats kinda mean to say.
CA: Hey, it's right here! That's how I'm controlling her with it!
IA: Oh wow okay so that's three second timers
IA: Though lillian makes CA both a second timer and a idek how many timer
CA: You have a long and difficult session ahead of you. Keep an eye on this one in particular.
CA: ...Julie is screaming in frustration. Inside my head.
CA: *facedesk*
UV: that's worrying.
IA: Tell julie to chillax
CA: Don't sell your soul. -Julie
UV: does this normally happen during these 'replay's'?
IA: Oh yeah that's right
CA: I AM NOT CHILL I STOLE ALL THE FLOW FROM KEVIN I AM ENERGY I AM UNCHILL -Julie
IA: If anyone EVER says 'gib soul pls' to you, say no
CA: no everyone here is abnormal
CA: I regret selling my soul already.
CA: you will regret it more in the future. <3
IA: I mean, it was that or death
ET: *Yeah this seems far more chaotic than the original...*
IA: Sooo whatever
IA: ANYWAY
IA: Fuck it, ET, I'm getting you in
IA: ML, you do me
IA: CA you can do ML
ET: *Oh well there's at least that out of the way.*
IA: UV you're on CA
IA: And then if the last person shows up we'll be good
UV: okay
UV: im in and connected
IA: I am also disappointed in all of you for not making a 'blank do blank' sex joke
ET: *Oh, well I was thinking it...
ET: But it seemed impolite to say given how people were freaking out.*
ET: *Anyways, client's up.*
UV: i was reading the faq, specifically the law section. so "chains and whips are my kinda thing?" is that good enough for a sex joke?
ET: *Truly this is the most mature session.*
CA: "DO NOT" -literally everyone. At the same time.
CA: It was the creepiest thing.
CA: Normally Fred, AC, Uogne, and the others don't care.
IA: Okay anyway UV, that should be all your shit on the ground, pick something to prototype - JUST ONE BEFORE ENTRY, and then go through the motions. Let me know if you need help
IA: *ET
IA: I'm an idiot
ET: *Need to get on the road then, a "A kingdom for a stage, princes to act." and all that.*
ET: *Now let's see.*
ET: *What does this person even have in here that would make for a good guide...*
ET: *Some dude in a suit will have to do I suppose.*
IA: No, don't pick a guide now!
UV: uh, i managed to find a dark souls poster underneath one of the boyband ones and prototyped it. i figured such a hard difficulty of a game would benefit me via helping me spritewise.
IA: Do that for the second prototype
IA: Throw something useless in!
IA: Alright UV that's good but chill rn
IA: You're like, 5th in the order
UV: ok.
UV: i'll go back to reading the law section for now
UV: i just finished reading about geis, vows, and how our sentences are powerful i guess?
CA: if you abuse them I will personally slap you
ET: *Right but there's only dudes in suits in here.*
CA: by proxy I'm not traveling years just to deliver a slap
ET: *Like I think the person who had this room was planning on going into some really conservative segment of the fashion industry?*
IA: Also, UV, for the love of god only prototype one thing pre-entry and DO NOT LET IT BE DARK SOULS
IA: That is a terrible plan!
UV: uh, ok, so no dark souls poster then?
CA: if you prototype dark souls I might actually have to get across the ring
ET: *Or liked the mob boss aesthetic?*
IA: For your second that's fine
IA: Pick something weak before entry
IA: And then throw something random in AFTER entering
IA: And by random i mean ideally 'something that can talk'
ET: *Okay here's something that isn't a man in a suit.*
UV: uhm, ok, i found a canister of ashes labeled "peepers", would that be fine?
CA: What was peepers before it was cremated?
ET: *It's a stuffed yorkshire terrier in a suit.*
ET: *So in it goes, I suppose.*
IA: Dapperdogsprite?
UV: don't know, but i see a few pictures with a parakeet in it, but no parakeet in sight, so i'm guessing parakeet.
CA: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -kevin
CA: Ugh, are basic fliers really the only option we have?
ET: *Oh, how did I not notice the monocle! That's downright adorable!*
IA: Year sure go with the bird whenever the missing person does it
CA: I mean it's not that bad I was just hoping we could keep the air advantage.
IA: On second though, UV, you get me in, and CA, you get UV in
UV: uhm, ok. so i should do my sburb disk now then?
IA: ML will get CA in. I wanna stagger the expertise a little
IA: Start the download, it'll take a while
ET: *Anyways, I guess that means going through the motions and then the entry object.*
UV: alright
UV: started
ET: *Which is...
ET: *Hah, the game got my Henry V quote, it's a tennis ball!*
UV: law has some pretty interesting stuff from what i'm reading.
UV: like that 'busting makes me feel good' skill
ET: *Well since France isn't here to get dunked, I guess i'll just generically overhead smash this thing into oblivion.*
CA: No time for theatrics, you're already theatrics!
CA: That means there's no time for you left on Earth! How's the Medium come?
ET: *No, i'm gonna be insistent here. Is that CA talking or someone else?*
ET: *I'm waiting.*
CA: Everyone, no-one, it's irrelevant.
CA: Are we going to have the world end and us with it, or just the first part?
ET: *Ugh, fine.*
ET: *Gonna have a talk about setting up a system for this later.*
IA: Alright, UV, download done? Drop all the shit i've got this on lockdown!
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UV: yea
UV: it just finished
UV: dropped a few things down for you
UV: alright, that should be all of them.
IA: Alright lets pop this cruxtruder open aaaand
IA: Shit i don't know what to prototype
IA: Uhhhh uhhhh
IA: Anybody have a problem with me prototyping my book?
ML: YES
IA: Okay uhhh uhhh
UV: i don't but, uhm, i have to go
IA: AHA! SUGAR CUBE
IA: Don't go i need you to build this place up once i get in!
UV: my, err, this persons, uh. someone just arrived at my house place thing.
IA: I'm not chilling in an ebonpyre
IA: WHAT
IA: IGNORE THEM THEY'LL DIE SOON ANYWAY
IA: Okay i'm getting in CA, get UV in ASAP
UV: yea, they kinda look like the person in the pictures around the house, so i guess they live here?
IA: Oh it's the guardian?
UV: maybe?
IA: They should have a key but it's not relevant
IA: Abscond if they engage you
UV: there's 3 people in these pictures, and one of 'em is i'm guessing the person i took over?
IA: You're not strong enough to take them out alone
IA: Sounds right
IA: Anyway, sugarcube sprite is go and my entry object is...
IA: Oh that;s fucking rich
IA: Alright, biting the book
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IA: Okay bit the book
UV: why didn't you just read it? it could have had a cool story.
UV: i hate when people waste stories
IA: I said 'my immortal' on it
IA: I fucking wrote it
UV: i wish i could make a sentence or rule that required you to read every story you pick up.
IA: You can, but please don't
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UV: stories are cool, and i hate when people skip them.
CA: if you do that I will fucking murder you
IA: Most of my stories are lethal to the general public
CA: that was not even Lils or Julie that was CA
IA: Here's what i mean
ET: *Sorry about the delay, I kind of had an early strife there.*
CA: Casual abuse of sentences is an immediate cry for death from...well, everyone
CA: I
IA: www.fanfiction.net/s/6829556/2/my-immortal
CA: am inclined to agree here-
ET: *And hey, that's at least one thing we can use to establish CA.*
IA: Alright CA get UV set up while i ascend towards my gate
UV: well, i don't really know how exactly law works intrinsically, but i have a basic idea.
CA: That's the most dangerous fucking kind.
CA: You are lucky I can't kill you because of fate.
CA: (well, time)
CA: you get the point.
IA: Okay wow idek who's in control of CA anymore
IA: That's impressive
CA: It doesn't matter.
CA: We are many, we are one, the server's ready is the client done?
CA: Your sins will be monitored before the beginning and after the end. Pray I do not alter the bargain any further.
UV: was that a rhyme and a metaphor at the same time?
CA: No, is the connection ready or what?
ET: *I'm sorry, it's just really annoying as a former Heart player that all the identities are scrunched up.*
UV: also i read that story IA, and, uh, no offense but, uhm, please don't write ever again?
CA: YOU WILL DIE BECAUSE OF THIS! SCREAMED ALL THE BROTHERS OF THE VOID
CA: Ow wtf
CA: That was...angry.
IA: UV, you have no idea
UV: CA the connection is supposedly ready, i just need you to build my stuff
IA: I'm actually a good writer
ET: *Wait, so who's angry at who now?*
CA: Deploying now.
IA: But also nothing is as potent in alchemy as my own fresh works
CA: Cruxtruder. Totem lathe. Alchemiter. Card. The works.
UV: can i get some of your good works then? i love reading and stories and i would love to read them.
IA: Huge arc bonus when playing dreams too
IA: We'll talk
UV: oh, i see 'em coming down. thanks CA
IA: I'll send you my WH40K fic too when i do
UV: alright opened cruxtruder thing
ML: Is that the one that explodes computers?
IA: Yes
UV: sprites floating about and i'm about to proto---
CA: WHAT HAPPENED
UV: kfsadf
CA: WHAT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED
IA: WHAT
ML: oh fuck what just happened
CA: GOD DAMN YOU SBURB WHY ARE YOU LAGGING
CA: CIRCLE DAMNIT WINDOW UNFREEZE
UV: uh, crap, uhm. i was carrying the poster for dark souls and the parakeet ashes and, kind of like, tripped on a mess of wires? so, uh, prototyped dark souls poster first on accident.
UV: he looks kinda cool actually, floating metal helmet with super large sword.
IA: Fuck we are so screwed
IA: DARK SOULS: THE SESSION
UV: i'm sorry
UV: i didn't mean to
UV: please dont hate me
IA: I mean, ML and i will be fine
CA: I AM GOING TO FUCKING SMASH THAT BARRIER TO FUCKING DUST ANFHBJBREIJHRBITUEUOYIUiuhyioerj89wrhurweh4rg
CA: ow.
IA: Just, all these second-timers are gonna die
IA: Probably
CA: Hideous screaming.
IA: I'll see what i can do
CA: So much of it.
CA: It hurts.
UV: i appreciate all of the help IA
IA: Actually.. i'm gonna make my way over to your land ET
CA: we are all going to fucking die
CA: we have to be objectively fated to not die to not die here
IA: Wait fuck that won't work wrong directipn
CA: and even that I'm unsure of
IA: Augghhhhh
ET: *So, advice then?*
UV: i'm gonna go make my artifact thingy now.
IA: Uh, anybody here ever beat dark souls?
IA: Yes, UV, do that
CA: Before he enters make the deadliest shit you can.
CA: Dark Souls player weapons are weak, right?
CA: Maybe it won't be so bad.
IA: Aha! Good point!
IA: We need to overpower these fucks!
CA: MAYBE WE SHOULD FUCKING PROTOTYPE THE CHIESTER SISTERS AND ALL GET SHOT TO DEATH BY THE FUCKING BLACK QUEEN THE MOMENT WE ENTER
UV: alright back
CA: loljk
IA: Actually we need armor dark souls enemies hit like trucks
UV: i've beaten dark souls once, but only barely and with a lot of help from my friends
CA: flashstep faster you noobs - <3 julie (but you're still going to die)
IA: Fuck
CA: Get the fuck in so I/we/Y' can build you up.
UV: uh, my artifact kinda looks like some kind of ball?
IA: Okay i should be fine because space and because i can read my works and shit will leave
UV: im gonna throw it at the wall
IA: Cool shit
CA: Abuse Law and I will fucking burn this session to the ground and bury you in acid rain. <3
UV: oh hey, that worked
UV: woah
IA: Lillian chill
UV: this place looks really different from my old one
ET: *So when should I expect the hardcore enemies to start?*
IA: Now
ET: *Because I think I nearly just got enough grist for some armor.*
IA: OH FUCK THAT HURT
UV: there's just, sand everywhere, and these super huge chains all over the place shooting straight into the sky.
IA: Okay dodging time
UV: i'm gonna try to prototype my parakeet thing now.
CA: CONTINUE THE PROCESS.
CA: GO ON.
UV: okay, done.
IA: Okay so CA keep UV alive, we're officially stalling the rest of our entries until we absolutely have to in order to get enough grist to keep our missing person safe
CA: At this point *we* should fucking jump in the sprites after we're in. It could probably do less damage.
UV: but he's just quoting the dark souls series and talking about chains and destiny?
CA: Sprites fucking do that.
CA: Did you even HAVE a native session? Were you unconscious the whole time?
CA: Oooh, flak from AC this time!
IA: CA! Not now!
CA: AC: WHY THE FUCK WAS THAT POSTER NOT IN YOUR INVENTORY YOU HAVE SYLLADEXES FOR A REASON
CA: I'm building, but I kinda need grist here.
IA: JULIE, LILS, SHUT THE FUCK UP
UV: i did, but uh, one of my friends called unifiedweeaboo guided me through everything.
CA: Most of the way there, keep going.
UV: they were a seer of something
UV: don't remember what
UV: okay
IA: CA, there, just transfered a bit
CA: Seers do that! Stop texting, start fighting!
UV: ill just start, hitting things with my scrap book
CA: STAIRS TO THE GATE!
CA: I DON'T TRUST YOU WITH LADDERS
CA: Up, up, and away!
CA: Copypasted, copypasted...there.
CA: AC: IF YOU HAVE A TRASH MODUS WE NEED TO RESURRECT YOUR GUARDIAN SO I CAN SLAP THEM UPSIDE THE HEAD
UV: okay
UV: uh
UV: going to the gate then
UV: oh wait
UV: i should go alchemize stuff first huh?
IA: FUCK THAT JUST RUN DUMBASS
UV: instead of hitting armored imps with a scrapbook?
ET: *You know I was kind of hoping to farm the ebonpyre a little but augh.*
IA: JUST GET THROUGH AND THEN RUN HOME
CA: UNDERSTAND HOW THE EBONPYRE WORKS
CA: GO GO GO
UV: uh, ok, i'll go through the gate then.
IA: DO NOT BE MORONS GRIND LATER WHEN YOUR HOUSE ISN'T CRAWILING WITH MURDERIMPS
ET: *Even with the armor I had to just run as fast as possible and almost died getting through the gate.*
CA: INTO THE CHAIRS IMPS EAT TABLE
CA: TAKE A CRUXTRUDER TO THE FACE
CA: TAKE IT AGAIN
CA: WHY WON'T IT DIE
UV: armor?
CA: I WILL FUCKING DESTROY THIS FURNITURE BEFORE THESE PEOPLE DIE
UV: i'm through by the way, but have no idea where i am
CA: THAT'S FINE
CA: YOU CAN TAKE A RETURN NODE I THINK YOUR SPRITE CAN MURDER CLEANUP FROM HERE
CA: Ow ow ow Lillian needs to stop
ET: *Okay now that i'm not about to die maybe i can forward the codes to some of this stuff?*
UV: oh hey
UV: that's cool
UV: there's these like, little turtle people
UV: and they just keep like, handing me books for some reason
CA: DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND CONSORTS?!
CA: BRUH.
UV: uh, not really, last time all of my consorts were dead when i got there.
CA: ...'
CA: Wow.
CA: Your session must've been fucked.
IA: TAKE THE BOOKS AND RUN HOME DUMBASS
ET: *Okay that's not supposed to happen.*
ET: *Anyways, armor codes!*
UV: well, i went through last, and when i finally went through my first gate everyone else was already on their 5th
UV: so i just guessed that one of them had killed them all
UV: maybe
UV: there was all kinds of weird stuff in it.
CA: what
CA: the
CA: fuck
ecstaticThespian uploads lowtierarmor.png
CA: is wrong with your native coplayers
CA: Ugh, who was getting me in again? Client operational.
UV: well, one of them was named unifiedweeaboo, i figured that gave a decent indicator to be honest.
UV: okay, i took the books, but i don't know where i'm running too?
CA: Find a return node!
CA: The little gate thingies that take you home!
UV: okay
UV: i should probably hurry, the grounds rumbling for some reason.
CA: WHAT THE FUCK
CA: what the fuck
UV: oh hey, it sto]pas]d[pa[]sdpkgdf
IA: Heh, still not the worst second timer i've ever seen
ET: *UV!*
UV: oh, uh
UV: sorry, tripped, but uh
CA: IA who were they? A corpse?
UV: are basilisks supposed to be this big?
CA: Lillian at least make it clear when you're tal-
CA: WHAT THE FUCK
IA: No, my second session i prototyped my WH40K manuscript
ET: *Why are you facing a basilisk already?!*
CA: Did literally everything explode?
CA: Was everything fuckery and preps?
unknownVariable uploaded screenshot
CA: Is the equipment ready or is that just the meteors?
UV: he's, really big
CA: REFUCKINGTREAT
CA: Mfg I would ask for your soul but I think Broken Eyes is even more offended by me than this
CA: lils. stop.
UV: sorry.
UV: it kind of like, scoffed at me? then like, walked away.
IA: The 40K fic is like, just purely designed to make the worst neckbeards have to quit the fandom. And also apparently offends the omnisiah
UV: are they supposed to do that?
UV: oh, found a return node thingy.
ET: *Well they're supposed to if you're that low level compared to them.*
UV: oh ok, that's good then.
IA: Okay so good news UV isn't dead
ET: *That's an actual SBURB rule I think.*
IA: And huh, i never knew that was a rule
IA: MAYBE BECAUSE I AVOID GIANT ENEMIES
CA: ^
IA: Alright fuck
UV: it's not like i actively sought it out.
UV: okay, i went through the return node
UV: 3.1
CA: YOUR SEER MUST HAVE BEEN FUCKING OMNISCIENT.
UV: 3.14
UV: there
UV: books are out
CA: ...WHAT IS YOUR MODUS?
UV: our seer was okay.
UV: pi.
UV: i have to recite pi to get stuff out
UV: fortunately i can store an infinite amount in it, unfortunately i can't remember enough of pi to take some stuff out
CA: ...
CA: AC is correct. We need to resurrect your dead family member in order to slap them.
UV: i'm sorry.
CA: Holdan, lemme get the code of the wallet itself
UV: oh hey, one of the turtle guys came with.
chaosAntagonist has uploaded WALLETMODUSCODE.png to the memo!
((It's a perfectly normal wallet modus's code.))
UV: uh, so i take it i should alchemize this then?
CA: Yes.
FC: is fuck, yes
UV: okay
((pretend that was IA and not FC))
CA: Everyone with a trash modus needs to switch to Array, Wallet, Recipe, or one of their sibling 'utilitarian does not fucking do stupid shit at bad times' moduses.
UV: mine doesn't do stupid shit though. it's actually useful if i can remember enough of pi
CA: I AM LITERALLY BOILING WITH RAGE RIGHT NOW. I THINK I NEED TO STOP EATING MIND DOMINTION CAKE.
CA: ((*DOMINATION))
ET: *Hmm, that's really useful!*
IA: Okay, UV, for your sake you should probably quite out and just, uh, grind and alchemize
UV: okay, uh, this little turtle dude *really* wants me to read these books they gave me, so i'm gonna do that. i'll see you guys around.
UV: oh, and do that too i guess.
ET: *I mean I still might keep this one around for the sake of particularly dramatic revelations of items but yeah that's way simpler.*
CA: Obey the quest. Patterns guide you.
UV: i'll try to practice with my knight of law thing too.
UV: see you guys later
IA: Focus on not dying for now
IA: Because this session? Is the prepare to die edition.
IA: mirrors.rit.edu/instantcsi/
CA: Abuse of Broken Eyes will be met with more judgment than you can mete out, delivered at bad times. A pawn may be sacrificed if not captured first.
ET: *Link doesn't work.*
IA: Attempt two: mirrors.rit.edu/instantcsi/
IA: Argh
ET: *Looks like the shades joke is facing...*
ET: *Some
ET: *Broken Eyes.*
ET: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uW47jWLMiY
IA: ONE MORE TIME mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/
CA: This must be the work of an enemy STAND!
IA: WHO MAKES A LINK CASE SENSITIVE AUGHHHH
CA: This is rather sad.
ML: okay the meteors are gonna start coming
ML: CA, I just dropped everything down for you
ML: do your thing
CA: DOING SO NOW
CA: what should I prototype
ML: Okay what's the easiest game in existence
IA: Kirby! Prototype kirby! you can't lo- wait no copy ability enemies NEVERMIND
IA: uhhh uhhhhh
CA: Ugh, where are old people when I need them...
ET: *Define old people?*
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SE: hihi
IA: YO SE GET CONNECTED TO ML STAT
IA: ET,try you connect to ET too gogogog
IA: *ET, connect to SE
IA: deploy all the shit and be ready to build up oh god oh god this session is so fucked
ET: *Okay, since I guess we have a little bit of space now, i'm on it.*
SE: wait what
SE: uhh ok one sec installing server
SE: i assume you want me to do the server?
ML: you're servering for me, ET is servering for you
IA: go go go go go
CA: I found a ghandi statue
CA: in it goes
CA: bam
CA: GHANDISPRITE
CA: ....our words are backed with nuclear weapons.
CA: loljk
CA: Anyways DIE OBJECT DIE
CA: *smashes chocolate coin*
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IA: we are so fuuuucked
SE: OK cool
ML: Okay so, unlike everyone else I actually had my prototyping planned out weeks ago
CA: OKAY DARK SOULS GANDHI WAS NOT SOMETHING I WANTED TO SEE
SE: uh, anywhere in particular you want me to drop the stuff?
CA: IS THIS ASURA'S WRATH NOW
ML: wherever works SE, I can handle it
SE: mk
ET: *To be fair, if this was Asura's Wrath then we'd at least be assured we could eventually beat whatever the game threw at us, if we punched it hard enough.*
IA: are you suggesting we prototype asura's wrath?
TG: no
CA: ((instinct why))
ML: I'm prototyping the one thing weak enough to maybe depower this thing
CA: what, the concept of weakness?
CA: are you going to prototype literally the entire aspect of sand
ML: I mean, that is apparently my role, but I just mean, the easiest game I could think of
ML: Candy crush!
IA: ML NO NOT CANDY
ML: Shit right
ML: okay, uh, uhhhhh
ET: *You could throw in You Have To Burn The Rope.*
ML: Wax candle, boom. It's gonna burn easily now.
ML: Alright, got the dowel, bring it to the alchemiter
ML: aaaand
SE: things dropped
ML: I noticed!
SE: have at it ML
SE: .^.
ML: Alright, my object is a
ML: what the fuck even is this?
ML: screw it, throwing it at the ground!
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ML: okay, SE, wanna build up this house so I can get out before the darksouls imps show up?
SE: on it
SE: ladders OK?
ML: at least they should be more peaceful until endgame...
ML: Yes ofc
ML: alright, we should be good, ET and SE, go for it
ET: *On it.*
SE: installing client now
CA: meanwhile in gate passed territory
CA: it is so shiny
ET: *Server's been up, but have to wait on your end.*
ML: Augh, fuck, what is that sound?
SE: OK it's good to go, am I connected?
ML: oh god it's like a choir that has no idea what melody is
ET: *We are good to go, deploying game stuff.*
ML: I need to get back and alchemize some ear plugs argh!
SE: cat plush should be safe to prototype, right?
ET: *I mean no worse than what I prototyped, unless there's some law against cats?*
SE: I dunno, whoever I replaced has a lot of these though...
ET: *Well, might as well then. Best to avoid the meteors.*
SE: Yeah
SE: alright heading in
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SE: oh gosh it's bright here
ET: *Never mind that, first priority is to get to the gate before you die.*
IA: hey quick question SE, is this your second session?
ET: *Already on the process of building upwards to it.*
IA: or do you actually know what you're doing to some degree?
SE: yeah, climbing to the roof now
SE: it's my 6th
IA: oh thank god somebody else who knows how the game works
((at least I think XD))
IA: we have 3 first timers, you, and then ML and I who are probably considerable as vets now?
SE: ok through gate now
SE: ah I see
((midnight happens OOC time))
IA: congrats that was the first hard part now for day to day survival
IA: see you all once I've alchemized enough weaponry to make Tsun Tsu blush 00:10:16
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ET: *Yeah, I think i'm heading off of this one and back to the main chat...*
ML: for the sake of my arc and all of your safety by extension, don't be surprised when you don't see me around for the next while
ET: *See you round, everybody!*
ML: bye!
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SE: yeah i'm gonna go mess with the alchemiter a bit
SE: see you guys
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