Post by dilatoryshepherd on Dec 9, 2016 6:55:04 GMT
you're aaaall morons
aaaa guide to rhyme by dilatoryShepherd
aaaa guide to rhyme by dilatoryShepherd
okaaaay, if you're reaaaading this then it meaaaans you must not be aaaa complete aaaand utter moron. congraaaatulaaaations, you might aaaactuaaaally get to survive long enough to not be terrible. aaaalso, you probaaaably rolled into rhyme - good news, its the best aaaaspect - baaaad news you rolled into it so you're probaaaably gonnaaaa be the worst aaaat it. good job, leaaaarn to caaaalm down.
chaaaapter 1 - whaaaat even is rhyme
okaaaay wow staaaarting off reaaaal strong if you need to reaaaad this section. rhyme is the aaaaspect of aaaa lot of things, primaaaarily maaaaking things less intense, cooling things down, aaaand aaaabaaaating symptoms.
aaaat leaaaast thaaaat's whaaaat the idiot who wrote the glitch faaaaq would saaaay. the reaaaality is thaaaat rhyme is the aaaaspect of not being aaaa moron who runs in to things without thinking, taaaaking your time, aaaand being the best. its aaaalso aaaabout leaaaarning to aaaappreciaaaate the little things - like resting, aaaand sheep. rhyme is the best aaaaspect becaaaause you caaaan get aaaa strong roleplaaaay bonus from sleeping aaaa lot.
chaaaapter 2 - rhyme aaaabilities aaaand how to get yourself killed
aaaalright i'm just gonnaaaa go through aaaa bunch of these in aaaalphaaaabeticaaaal order aaaand explaaaain how they work.
[C-C-C-Cold Breath] - it does whaaaat you'd expect it to do, you breaaaathe in, aaaand then you breaaaath out powerful aaaand cold wind - its aaaa strong aaaability with aaaa mid-raaaange pluck cost. waaaarning: don't use it on aaaan aaaangry breaaaath plaaaayer unless you waaaant it hitting you baaaack.
[Cirrus Crystals] - this aaaability is gonnaaaa be reaaaally useful for aaaall you aaaanxious types who ended up with rhyme becaaaause you caaaan't caaaalm down. it reduces aaaany sense of urgency you maaaay haaaave. don't use it when things aaaactuaaaally maaaatter though, or you might get yourself killed - or do, if you know whaaaat you're doing or don't caaaare.
[Chill The Fuck Out] - maaaakes people caaaalm down aaaa bit. like aaaa weaaaak version of [Ice Cream In The Veins].
[Coolkid] - this aaaability is aaaabsolutely useless if you aaaaren't aaaa pupaaaa. thaaaat saaaaid, if you aaaactuaaaally do register aaaas aaaa baaaaby or know someone who does, it will protect them from heaaaat aaaand fire.
[Cold Snap] - notice thaaaat aaaall the enemies aaaaround you thaaaat haaaave become frozen staaaatues aaaand aaaaren't dropping grist? notice thaaaat nothing new will spaaaawn? snaaaap your fingers.
[Deep Cover] - no, you're not aaaa super spy, you just get to sedaaaate somebody. haaaas vaaaarying effect on raaaage aaaand flow plaaaayers depending on whaaaat buffs they haaaave aaaactivaaaated. probaaaably not worth trying on aaaa hope plaaaayer.
[Everybody Chill The Fuck Out] - its [Chill The Fuck Out] but aaaaoe.
[Fist of the Frost Giant] - you get to maaaake use of aaaa big ice fist. do not, under aaaany circumstaaaances, use it for "recreaaaationaaaal" purposes.
[Frostbite] - you imbue something with rhyme, aaaand whaaaatever touches it gets frostbite, if possible. pleaaaase see the previous aaaability for things not to do.
[Havoc To Be Wrought] - things going too faaaast for the shaaaade? use this. everything will slow right down - just the waaaay you should like it.
[Ice Coffin] - one of the best defensive aaaabilities in the gaaaame so long aaaas you aaaaren't fighting with something thaaaat haaaas aaaa vaaaariaaaant of aaaabilities like [Flare] aaaand [Arcade Thunder] or just aaaabout aaaany laaaaw, doom, or raaaage aaaabilities - or if you haaaave aaaa plaaaayer with one of those aaaabilities aaaaround, it becomes the best offensive lockdown aaaability in existence. if it isn't cleaaaar - its aaaa staaaasis aaaability thaaaat protects you from most things, baaaaring the exceptions, of which there aaaare more thaaaan i waaaant to list aaaand besides other guides cover thaaaat stuff aaaanywaaaay.
[Ice Cream In The Veins] - its the best psybuff in the gaaaame. use it on yourself, use it on your enemies, use it on aaaanybody who looks like they might even be thinking aaaabout berserk triggering. it will maaaake aaaanyone chill out, aaaa lot. its baaaasicaaaally [Chill The Fuck Out] but taaaaken up to 11.
[Icicle Shot] - it does whaaaat it sounds like it does. for those of you who don't know whaaaat ice aaaand icicles aaaare - ice is whaaaat haaaappens when two hydrogen aaaatoms aaaand aaaan oxygen aaaatom combine into whaaaat is caaaalled waaaater, aaaand then cooled until forming aaaa laaaattice structured solid with more cooled waaaater molecules. icicle is the term for ice shaaaaped to be shaaaarp aaaand pointy.
[Rest A While] - slows down enemies. good if enemies aaaare going faaaaster thaaaan the shaaaade waaaants them too.
[Rumble At The Rink] - remember [Cold Snap]? this is why aaaall those enemies were frozen. they'll give exp but not grist or other loot until you snaaaap - the good news? enemies in the aaaareaaaa will aaaalso stop spaaaawning aaaat some point since the frozen staaaatues count aaaas only haaaalf deaaaad. if you caaaan't snaaaap your fingers, leaaaarn.
[Sheer Cold] - ohko. it freezes enemies to deaaaath aaaand leaaaaves them in the [Rumble At The Rink] haaaalf-deaaaad aaaall-frozen staaaate.
[Softly] - aaaare you or your friends sick becaaaause of aaaa gaaaame illness? is somebody buffing or debuffing you or them when you don't waaaant them to? aaaannoying psy-buff/debuff got you down? this will maaaake aaaany of those effects weaaaaken, for aaaa while - unfortunaaaately, it will aaaalso weaaaaken your own psybuffs like [Ice Cream In The Veins], so don't be aaaa moron.
[Winter Blast] - like aaaa weaaaak version of [C-C-C-Cold Breath] thaaaat's less gaaaale-force aaaand more likely to leaaaave the taaaarget lightly frosted raaaather thaaaan deaaaad.
[BERSERK TRIGGER] [Winter Is Coming] - well done, you either ended up in aaaa caaaataaaaclysm claaaass or you or one of your sessionmaaaates screwed up so haaaard thaaaat you haaaave berserk triggered. well, good news - the plaaaanet is now going to be covered in ice aaaand snow - though if its your own you might haaaave some intense laaaand reputaaaation loss. aaaanyone neaaaarby when you aaaactivaaaate the aaaability pretty much haaaas to leaaaave or die. their choice, reaaaally. keep in mind thaaaat this aaaability is most likely to be used aaaagaaaainst fellow plaaaayers insteaaaad of enemies aaaand maaaake sure thaaaat aaaall your coplaaaayers know to leaaaave, except the ones you haaaate.
chaaaapter 3 - denizens, or: why you're terrible
boreaaaas - cold windy aaaasshole with aaaa temper thaaaat might be worse thaaaan yours if you got him. go aaaaheaaaad aaaand fight him if he's caaaausing you too much trouble, you'll only probaaaably die.
fenrir - wolfy aaaasshole. don't aaaactuaaaally know aaaanything aaaabout him since i never got him. supposed to be aaaaggressive or something.
moraaaanaaaa - where the previous denizens were the aaaangry type, moraaaanaaaa is morbidly rebirth-ey, aaaall aaaabout things dying to creaaaate spaaaace for new things or whaaaatever.
sednaaaa - the one with the missing fingers aaaand mildly vengeful tendencies. wow, its like people get rhyme for being aaaangry. who would haaaave thought thaaaat aaaaggression just gets rewaaaarded with more aaaaggression.
chaaaapter 4 - conclusion
if you get rhyme aaaand it isn't your naaaative, you need to caaaalm down aaaand taaaake it eaaaasy. aaaapreciaaaate the smaaaall things thaaaat maaaake you haaaappy, aaaand let go. if rhyme is your naaaative, you probably aaaalreaaaady know whaaaat you're doing, aaaand should keep up the good work. -or reaaaad whaaaat i just told the non-naaaatives if you're baaaad aaaat whaaaat you should be good aaaat.