Post by horrorTerror on Aug 11, 2016 20:28:43 GMT
OU: ==Ok I'm through the gate==
OU: ==Are you ready to go?==
AGASTI: yup.
AGASTI: let's do this.
Agasti hovers boredly by le denizen palace now.
AGASTI: So, uh...You're the executioner, you execute.
Agasti floats towards the denizen chamber with a shrug.
Blaine: ==Ok umm here goes==
Blaine walks up into the chamber
Agasti follows, and beholds the denizen-waiting-to-die.
AGASTI: Alright, you two do what you need to, maybe see you next time a Void player has denizen problems.
Ignoring that this would make the situation even more uncomfortable, Agasti begins humming along to the Chiester Sisters theme. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WK9JbP6r4w
OU: ==Please wait==
OU: ==Thanks for helping me==
OU: ==And inadvertently giving me the courage to help AN==
AGASTI: ...Yes, your denizen did their job, w/e. Just let go already, geez.
Agasti floats up and begins lolling around in the air, waiting for the blow to be delivered.
Blaine walks over to the denizen and pokes it in the side
AGASTI: ...
AGASTI: -_-'
AGASTI: Dash underscore dash apostrophe man.
Blaine: ==what?==
Blaine: ==It worked==
Agasti gestures towards the back of the denizen lair.
AGASTI: Well, go play the instrument and irk off those angels.
Blaine: ==You got it==
Cue musical number
Agasti begins preparing the battlefield, sprouting lillies as the land contorts outside.
saxophone sounds intensify
Blaine: ==Ok there we go==
Blaine: ==That was kinda fun==
AGASTI: ....Alright, do you think you can see him heading our way from fort angelprison?
Agasti looks at LOPAA offendedly, as if waiting for it to chuck a Singer of the Infinite Choir at them.
there is a small explosion on the side of LOPAA and something shoots off the planet
Blaine: ==That would be him==
AGASTI: Shiiiit.
Blaine: ==He always had a flair for the dramatic and insane==
Agasti fucking steps it up, filling the place with FLOWERS!
AGASTI: Incoming hostile.
OU stands back and watched silently
AGASTI: You do know this is YOUR job, right?
Blaine: ==I'm just waiting for the right moment==
Agasti retrieves a bag of dice and a cannonsphere from his strife specibi. He minds the ichor beginning to leak over him surprisingly little, assuming a Singer will finish the job.
AGASTI: He's getting closer.
Blaine: ==I can see that==
AN touches down a short distance away from the pair
Agasti says various offensive things in broodfester.
AGASTI: Are you alright!?
Ben: Why has the singing stopped?
AGASTI: ....'
Blaine: ==Ben.....==
AGASTI: It's okay. Surrender to the lillies and void.
AGASTI: We can fix this.
Ben: I don't want to surrender. That would be bad. That would be unlawful
Ben: you don't know the majesty of the infinite choir
Blaine: ==Ben you are corrupted==
AGASTI: Be a good boy and give us your soul.
AGASTI: This isn't right.
Blaine: ==You don't know what you're saying==
Blaine: ==Let me help==
The Joy ideograil glows on Agasti's hands, sparkling among the ichor as black lillies begin to sprout quietly behind Ben.
AGASTI: Just let him help, okay?
Ben: I require no help. I require nothing. I only wish to enforce the law. The law is good. The law is-
Blaine: ==BEN STOP==
Ben: I cannot, not do I wish to
Ben: You are the one that must be stopped
AGASTI: Do it anyway. <You cannot stop I and we and him.>
Blaine: ==Agasti...==
Blaine: ==Let's do this==
AGASTI: I said do it, or I will. Let's go.
Blaine focuses all his power on voiding out the angel corruption
Blaine: ==I'm sorry Ben but you need this==
the entire battlefield of lilies swarms Ben like a horde of ants, forcing him to remain in place as the light of the angels is ripped out of Ben's soul.
Blaine: ==Even if you don't realize it==
Ben: No stop!!! Please!! The singing....
AGASTI: Let him FIX YOU.
Agasti realizes he's slipping and puts away the corrupted weaponry, switching to a more conventional alchemized dice set.
AGASTI: ...Eegh.
Agasti moves to give Ben a hug now that the initial push has been given.
AGASTI: Help me hold him down.
Blaine doednt move, and instead makes a clenching motion with his fist
Blaine: ==There, I made him unable to move==
Ben: Blaine please don't do this
Ben: don't take away the majesty
AGASTI: Fucking help me hug him. Don't you know how to make this work best?
Blaine: ==Stop rejecting my help Ben==
Blaine: ==I'm sorry==
Agasti begins stroking the chains of lillies, moving one of them to Ben's head.
Blaine gives Ben a huge hug
AGASTI: Come on. I'll show you something better..
Three-person hug party intensifies.
AGASTI: Even if he's emptied you out, we can fix this. We'll get you to your quest bed thing and this will be nothing but a happy memory.
Ben: I don't require happy memories, I only require...
Ben's eyes slowly close and he stops moving
Blaine: ==There, now we have to hurry==
AGASTI: Let's go, I don't know how much of him either party involved got torn out, and if any of it was essential to not dying.
Blaine: ==How do we get there==
Blaine: ==I don't exactly enjoy flying==
Agasti picks up the seemingly unconscious Ben and gets ready to fly.
AGASTI: Solar or lunar death?
Blaine: ==Solar==
AGASTI: To his quest bed then. Eegh.
AGASTI: I'll do the executing?
Blaine: ==Please==
Blaine: ==And thanks again==
Agasti nods and flies off, intent on getting through the angels uncorrupted.
AGASTI: You're welcome.
Blaine: ==This joy has been... Enlightening==
AGASTI: Maybe one day you'll learn to love the fight,hah...
Blaine: ==Before today I would have denied that==
Blaine: ==But now, I don't know==
Agasti flies for LOPAA's glow shape. We've got a life to save.
AGASTI: ((Pan to kill?))
Blaine: ((Sure))
Some time later, Agasti reaches the Hope bed and drops the unconscious player off, cringing spiritually at the screeches of angels.
He pulls out a cannonsphere and smashes Ben's head into the quest bed, aiming for an instant kill.
The spires of the quest bed ignite, land familiars are summoned, on Skaia the light of Hope is displayed, and Ben ascends as a fully realized Ward of Hope.
Agasti shrugs, collecting Ben's inventory and preparing to return it to him on Skaia. 14:54:01
AGASTI: Screw you, angels.
Agasti flies, intent on getting there in case a tier and clear did not fix the other damage.
Ben awakes on skaia
Ben: Ow
'Stride forward' being part of his job description, Agasti flies along the spire axis to find Ben, the dog-eared rocket of lillies arcing towards the light of rejection.
Ben looks up from his quest bed to see a huge tornado of flowers shooting towards him with someone in the center
Ben: What the fuck
Ben: Yo!!
Ben dodges out of the way of the flowers and rolls to the ground
Agasti pichuuns through the Skaian cloud layer, shedding lilies on everything and hopping to the ground with a dramatic flip, adjusting some of the flowers in his hair.
AGASTI: dude is your soul okay
Ben: what do you mean??
AGASTI: first angels ate it then OU was like 'die the death' and x'd em out.
Ben: Yes I guess?
Agasti chucks over Ben's inventory back.
AGASTI: Yours now.
Ben: WAIT WHAT
AGASTI: Yep, that's me.
Agasti goes back to texting.
Ben: no I mean what? OU wouldn't kill anybody, I wouldn't go singer, and.. And..
Ben: Aaarg
AGASTI: OU didn't kill anybody. He could barely shove his denizen.
AGASTI: You went near-singer like a bitch though.
Ben: oh SHIT
AGASTI: If your soul feels empty, I know a terroressette hiring.
Ben: I feel fine
Ben: just a little... Tired
AGASTI: Remember your whole life?
AGASTI: ...You just fucking ascended, geez. I thought I was lousy. Want a bedtime story? Maybe a pillow and blanket for that skaia bed over there?
Ben: yes, but from Blaine
Ben: I really feel bad about putting him through all this
Ben: I hope he didn't go too crazy when he found out
AGASTI: Yeah yeah, he'll be FIINE.
AGASTI: ((End scene?))
Blaine: ((Sure))
Live log from the souls of OU and WW, provided by Lillian the Corrupter. This has been an avertedCrisis autopost on the Gatekeeper's account.
OU: ==Are you ready to go?==
AGASTI: yup.
AGASTI: let's do this.
Agasti hovers boredly by le denizen palace now.
AGASTI: So, uh...You're the executioner, you execute.
Agasti floats towards the denizen chamber with a shrug.
Blaine: ==Ok umm here goes==
Blaine walks up into the chamber
Agasti follows, and beholds the denizen-waiting-to-die.
AGASTI: Alright, you two do what you need to, maybe see you next time a Void player has denizen problems.
Ignoring that this would make the situation even more uncomfortable, Agasti begins humming along to the Chiester Sisters theme. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WK9JbP6r4w
OU: ==Please wait==
OU: ==Thanks for helping me==
OU: ==And inadvertently giving me the courage to help AN==
AGASTI: ...Yes, your denizen did their job, w/e. Just let go already, geez.
Agasti floats up and begins lolling around in the air, waiting for the blow to be delivered.
Blaine walks over to the denizen and pokes it in the side
AGASTI: ...
AGASTI: -_-'
AGASTI: Dash underscore dash apostrophe man.
Blaine: ==what?==
Blaine: ==It worked==
Agasti gestures towards the back of the denizen lair.
AGASTI: Well, go play the instrument and irk off those angels.
Blaine: ==You got it==
Cue musical number
Agasti begins preparing the battlefield, sprouting lillies as the land contorts outside.
saxophone sounds intensify
Blaine: ==Ok there we go==
Blaine: ==That was kinda fun==
AGASTI: ....Alright, do you think you can see him heading our way from fort angelprison?
Agasti looks at LOPAA offendedly, as if waiting for it to chuck a Singer of the Infinite Choir at them.
there is a small explosion on the side of LOPAA and something shoots off the planet
Blaine: ==That would be him==
AGASTI: Shiiiit.
Blaine: ==He always had a flair for the dramatic and insane==
Agasti fucking steps it up, filling the place with FLOWERS!
AGASTI: Incoming hostile.
OU stands back and watched silently
AGASTI: You do know this is YOUR job, right?
Blaine: ==I'm just waiting for the right moment==
Agasti retrieves a bag of dice and a cannonsphere from his strife specibi. He minds the ichor beginning to leak over him surprisingly little, assuming a Singer will finish the job.
AGASTI: He's getting closer.
Blaine: ==I can see that==
AN touches down a short distance away from the pair
Agasti says various offensive things in broodfester.
AGASTI: Are you alright!?
Ben: Why has the singing stopped?
AGASTI: ....'
Blaine: ==Ben.....==
AGASTI: It's okay. Surrender to the lillies and void.
AGASTI: We can fix this.
Ben: I don't want to surrender. That would be bad. That would be unlawful
Ben: you don't know the majesty of the infinite choir
Blaine: ==Ben you are corrupted==
AGASTI: Be a good boy and give us your soul.
AGASTI: This isn't right.
Blaine: ==You don't know what you're saying==
Blaine: ==Let me help==
The Joy ideograil glows on Agasti's hands, sparkling among the ichor as black lillies begin to sprout quietly behind Ben.
AGASTI: Just let him help, okay?
Ben: I require no help. I require nothing. I only wish to enforce the law. The law is good. The law is-
Blaine: ==BEN STOP==
Ben: I cannot, not do I wish to
Ben: You are the one that must be stopped
AGASTI: Do it anyway. <You cannot stop I and we and him.>
Blaine: ==Agasti...==
Blaine: ==Let's do this==
AGASTI: I said do it, or I will. Let's go.
Blaine focuses all his power on voiding out the angel corruption
Blaine: ==I'm sorry Ben but you need this==
the entire battlefield of lilies swarms Ben like a horde of ants, forcing him to remain in place as the light of the angels is ripped out of Ben's soul.
Blaine: ==Even if you don't realize it==
Ben: No stop!!! Please!! The singing....
AGASTI: Let him FIX YOU.
Agasti realizes he's slipping and puts away the corrupted weaponry, switching to a more conventional alchemized dice set.
AGASTI: ...Eegh.
Agasti moves to give Ben a hug now that the initial push has been given.
AGASTI: Help me hold him down.
Blaine doednt move, and instead makes a clenching motion with his fist
Blaine: ==There, I made him unable to move==
Ben: Blaine please don't do this
Ben: don't take away the majesty
AGASTI: Fucking help me hug him. Don't you know how to make this work best?
Blaine: ==Stop rejecting my help Ben==
Blaine: ==I'm sorry==
Agasti begins stroking the chains of lillies, moving one of them to Ben's head.
Blaine gives Ben a huge hug
AGASTI: Come on. I'll show you something better..
Three-person hug party intensifies.
AGASTI: Even if he's emptied you out, we can fix this. We'll get you to your quest bed thing and this will be nothing but a happy memory.
Ben: I don't require happy memories, I only require...
Ben's eyes slowly close and he stops moving
Blaine: ==There, now we have to hurry==
AGASTI: Let's go, I don't know how much of him either party involved got torn out, and if any of it was essential to not dying.
Blaine: ==How do we get there==
Blaine: ==I don't exactly enjoy flying==
Agasti picks up the seemingly unconscious Ben and gets ready to fly.
AGASTI: Solar or lunar death?
Blaine: ==Solar==
AGASTI: To his quest bed then. Eegh.
AGASTI: I'll do the executing?
Blaine: ==Please==
Blaine: ==And thanks again==
Agasti nods and flies off, intent on getting through the angels uncorrupted.
AGASTI: You're welcome.
Blaine: ==This joy has been... Enlightening==
AGASTI: Maybe one day you'll learn to love the fight,hah...
Blaine: ==Before today I would have denied that==
Blaine: ==But now, I don't know==
Agasti flies for LOPAA's glow shape. We've got a life to save.
AGASTI: ((Pan to kill?))
Blaine: ((Sure))
Some time later, Agasti reaches the Hope bed and drops the unconscious player off, cringing spiritually at the screeches of angels.
He pulls out a cannonsphere and smashes Ben's head into the quest bed, aiming for an instant kill.
The spires of the quest bed ignite, land familiars are summoned, on Skaia the light of Hope is displayed, and Ben ascends as a fully realized Ward of Hope.
Agasti shrugs, collecting Ben's inventory and preparing to return it to him on Skaia. 14:54:01
AGASTI: Screw you, angels.
Agasti flies, intent on getting there in case a tier and clear did not fix the other damage.
Ben awakes on skaia
Ben: Ow
'Stride forward' being part of his job description, Agasti flies along the spire axis to find Ben, the dog-eared rocket of lillies arcing towards the light of rejection.
Ben looks up from his quest bed to see a huge tornado of flowers shooting towards him with someone in the center
Ben: What the fuck
Ben: Yo!!
Ben dodges out of the way of the flowers and rolls to the ground
Agasti pichuuns through the Skaian cloud layer, shedding lilies on everything and hopping to the ground with a dramatic flip, adjusting some of the flowers in his hair.
AGASTI: dude is your soul okay
Ben: what do you mean??
AGASTI: first angels ate it then OU was like 'die the death' and x'd em out.
Ben: Yes I guess?
Agasti chucks over Ben's inventory back.
AGASTI: Yours now.
Ben: WAIT WHAT
AGASTI: Yep, that's me.
Agasti goes back to texting.
Ben: no I mean what? OU wouldn't kill anybody, I wouldn't go singer, and.. And..
Ben: Aaarg
AGASTI: OU didn't kill anybody. He could barely shove his denizen.
AGASTI: You went near-singer like a bitch though.
Ben: oh SHIT
AGASTI: If your soul feels empty, I know a terroressette hiring.
Ben: I feel fine
Ben: just a little... Tired
AGASTI: Remember your whole life?
AGASTI: ...You just fucking ascended, geez. I thought I was lousy. Want a bedtime story? Maybe a pillow and blanket for that skaia bed over there?
Ben: yes, but from Blaine
Ben: I really feel bad about putting him through all this
Ben: I hope he didn't go too crazy when he found out
AGASTI: Yeah yeah, he'll be FIINE.
AGASTI: ((End scene?))
Blaine: ((Sure))
Live log from the souls of OU and WW, provided by Lillian the Corrupter. This has been an avertedCrisis autopost on the Gatekeeper's account.