161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on Jun 15, 2016 2:42:58 GMT
Julie rustles through her pockets for her emergency agent distractor candy (always come prepared!), and comes up with...a few small packs of candy that she'd alchemized a while back and sent to dream-her for exactly this situation.
"Will this be enough for their hiring fee?" she asks.
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99 posts
Seer of Heart
Played by Harrison
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Post by faultycoordinator on Jun 15, 2016 2:51:44 GMT
"It'll do for them to trade info. That means no going kill mode, Julie." You tell her. "Dignitary and/or Brute, we've got Wax Lips and Licorice Swedish Fish. We're willing to trade to know why you're here."
It worked. The two dersite agents stepped out from behind a nearby wall. One of the Prospit agents innocuously shouted a dance-off challenge.
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161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on Jun 15, 2016 2:56:55 GMT
Handing off her candy to FC, Julie bust into laggy nonharmful dance mode because she misheard the direction of the challenge. (fitting music, complete with TINGspam)"Let's dance, agents of the White Queen!" she declares, quirkily writhing in midair in what is most likely a dance.
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99 posts
Seer of Heart
Played by Harrison
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Post by faultycoordinator on Jun 15, 2016 6:39:06 GMT
You shake your head for a moment as TG completely misinterprets the challenge of the Prospit Agents. At least they'd all be distracted for a moment. Draconian Dignitary and Hegemonic Brute approached. You showed them the goods. Allowing them each a moment to inspect. "So, what's the deal. Why're you two here?" You a small message appeared from Adam. You paused for a moment and spoke to TG "Julie, any way on hand to paint yourself grey? You might be able to recruit DD."
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161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on Jun 15, 2016 15:46:36 GMT
Mid-spaz/dance as she switches to a midair reverse whirlpool headspin, Julie says "Well, I can phone Fred's boss if you want to hug me afterwards, Glu'thor'gnash isn't that possessive. Does the dignitary speak broodfester?" and manages to work in a shrug as part of an off-nothing pushup handstand.
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99 posts
Seer of Heart
Played by Harrison
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Post by faultycoordinator on Jun 17, 2016 4:56:55 GMT
The forum's chat was brought up on your eyes for a moment, and prompted you to increase Julie's dosage of Rhyme. Up to roughly 60% of [ICitV], up from 20%. "Julie, come on, no crazy plans, we need to take this seriously." You turn back to the agents. Draconian Dignitary speaks.
"We're here to eliminate the White Queen." He speaks quickly. "Fair." You toss the two the bags.
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112 posts
Page of Void
Played by Ben
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Post by alphanumeric on Jun 17, 2016 4:58:00 GMT
It was time to break shit.
Ben closed his computer. 'I can't believe the agents are making a move for the Queen!' He thought to himself. Ben decided to go assist FC and TG, since his planet was somewhat close to Prospit.
He cast [Living The Dream] and summoned a small plane. He climbed in, turned it on, and
Pchooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
At seemingly supersonic speeds, the plane took off and began speeding to Prospit. Quickly typing a warning into chat with his handheld, he hunkered down as the Disco Bar came into sight.
The plane crashed through the roof and Ben deftly jumped out and landed a successful youth roll right up next to Julie.
Standing up, he greeted her with a short "Where are they and may I hit them."
Immediately, he changed his mind about hitting and pulled out his horn, blasting a screech so powerful and primal that it almost seemed impossible.
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161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on Jun 17, 2016 5:10:57 GMT
Julie facepalmed and probably took a few points of damage from being too close to the sound, but nothing lethal and nothing that a few of the emergency pocket lifecakes she'd bought a while back couldn't fix once she'd had a few moments to finish healing.
"Warn me before you do that!" Julie said impatiently while munching on snack cakes midprobablynowbattle.
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99 posts
Seer of Heart
Played by Harrison
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Post by faultycoordinator on Jun 17, 2016 5:24:11 GMT
DD was known for enjoying good music. This music however. This sudden blast from the newly joining member to the metaphorical party in this disco dance club... it was a travesty. No, to call it a travesty would be to undermine all past and future travesties. This. Was. Heresy.
In an instant, DD had his Cuestick at his side, and brandished it towards AN. HB followed the lead and Prepared his lance.
FC saw things going sour. Thankfully, she was a Rhyme player. Everyone got hit with a solid dose of [Everybody Chill the Fuck Out].
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112 posts
Page of Void
Played by Ben
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Post by alphanumeric on Jun 17, 2016 5:33:31 GMT
Ben suddenly felt really chill.
"Hey, sorry man" he said with a mild slur in his voice. "I kinda just wanted to kick some ass and break some ears."
Looking around, Ben realized that a decent portion of the clubs crowd was now dead.
"Oops"
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161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on Jun 17, 2016 5:40:33 GMT
Julie, now under the effects of something directly designed for removing murderous intent on top of another chillax, was for the first time in quite a while not actually intent on killing everything in sight someday. This was a very not-her sensation.
"Perhaps," she mused, "we should all put our weapons down and have a nice civil discussion about...oh bloody hell I don't even want White Queen to die right now. Pity. It's hard to even think about sending the brute after his own king in this state."
Putting away her spare lifecakes and vaguely disconcerted by a sudden lack of bloodlust and a direct order to stop with the whole planetslamming thing, Julie felt for the first time in what quite possibly could be forever that killing everything around her might not be that exhilarating, or fun, or even worth doing at all.
Then she noticed that not only had AN left, the agents had left too.
"Bollocks. Shall we pursue them across dreamland in case Her Majesty and all her guards prove incapable of curbstomping them through sheer numbers?"
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99 posts
Seer of Heart
Played by Harrison
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Post by faultycoordinator on Jun 17, 2016 6:03:27 GMT
Julie was... chill. It was weird. She was also non-murdery. You determined you had to take this chance, while you had it, to test how [Chill The Fuck Out] stacked with [Everybody Chill the Fuck Out]. You'd already managed to forget about the pressing regicide at hand. You still had that underlying need, that hidden drive deep down - the one that had gotten you corrupted by Angels twice. Testing.
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161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on Jun 17, 2016 6:06:22 GMT
One at max strength had sent her to zenland. Two regulars sent her to space Britain. But those two and another anti-murderizer?
Welcome back to meditation and morning prayers, Julie.
"Wot..." she muttered in slow reverie. "Why's Lils all over the lorry?"
Presumably this was the paperwork Lillian had spoken of drifting into her senses.
Much more Rhyme and she would probably fall into a coma of attempting to reach Nirvana.
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99 posts
Seer of Heart
Played by Harrison
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Post by faultycoordinator on Jun 18, 2016 3:15:33 GMT
She'd gone pretty British by this point. She was also acting pretty non-violent, heck, not even really that chaotic. You had a chance to try and see what was going on with her.
"Okay TG. I'm gonna ask you a question. Why is your non-Rhyme'd to hell self so prone to killing?"
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161 posts
Sage of Breath
Played by Nedben
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Post by telestialGrotto on Jun 18, 2016 3:23:30 GMT
"I love it." she says simply. "I obsess over it. It's my favorite thing in the whole world after maybe explosives if that. Normally, I want you all to die. For my whole life since the first things I can remember I've had a rainbow demoness in my head who keeps slamming me down whenever I try to blow someone up or gouge them to pieces, and I was forced to be a profound genius on the front lines and I wasn't even good at that. Sburb was a relief because I could finally start destroying things and expressing myself like I had almost been afraid of finally getting to do in my early teens, and then when Lillian saw that disk and went 'welcome to Heaven and Hell' it was glorious. Breath was profound. All I want to do is kill, but right now I don't even have that."
She pouts momentarily and vaguely wants tea.
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