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Welcome to SBURB Unofficial, a Homestuck AU roleplay based on the
SBURB Glitch FAQ.
TIMESTAMP 82
There comes a point in a SBURB players life where they realise that hey, y'know what? This game really, really sucks. Like, if there was a universal rating system for the level at which something can suck, SBURB would be up there at the tippity top rank. There'd be a little picture of a sad face next to it, and an arrow, and that arrow is pointing at an annotation that also reads "this game sucks". That's how much it sucks.
That point in a SBURB players life, assuming they've lived long enough to get there, is when they finish their session. You walk on up to those pearly gates, open up that beautiful door, walk on through, and- yep, you guessed it, you're in another damn session with a bunch of people you don't recognise and no idea how you got there. You've just encountered the worst glitch in SBURB history - the one that won't let us leave the damn game.
But it's not all bad news and frowny faces, although a lot of it is. SBURB Unofficial Fansite Forum is a forum, surprise surprise, created by the players for the players. Because if we've gotta be stuck in replay hell for the rest of our lives, we might as well yell at each other on the internet about it.