69 posts
Waste of Rain
Played by Sam
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Post by technicolour Capitalist on May 17, 2016 17:54:22 GMT
Well, um, I was just thinking that "Surprise" was probably a benign glitch, but... well. SB doesn't have "frogs" in their land title, which isn't really a good sign considering they're having trouble finding their Forge? Jeez, I really hope that's nothing. Make sure to keep up updated, SB.
In brighter news, you guys should totally visit my planet for a bacon party some time! Literally, there's so much bacon here you would not believe! (or maybe u would cause of my lands name i guess) It's pretty great tasting bacon, so I figure it'd be a nice way for us to all meet up and debrief, maybe? It'll give you a break from your basilisks at the least, SS! And it'd probably do you some good to get away from all that radiation, SB!
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85 posts
Dame of Dreams
Played by Phrike
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Post by soothSlayer on May 18, 2016 0:51:01 GMT
oh fuck yes im 100% down 4 that shit its gonna b lit im not gonna chow down on that much bacon tho greasy foods make me feel queasy if i eat 2 much of them
but who needs bacon when u got some time 2 chill w/ some brodies i could b eatin paper mache and id still b havin a good time ill try 2 scout out the nearest gate 2 ur planet after alchemizing some more sick gear
also i think ur trumpet/tuba prototypin gave these underlings sound aspect dmg nothin major but its kinda annoyin
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69 posts
Waste of Rain
Played by Sam
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Post by technicolour Capitalist on May 18, 2016 15:43:54 GMT
Aw man SS, you're giving me butterflies. Friendship butterflies. We're all gonna be the best bros before this sessions over, I can tell. Maybe we could all try out making some food to bring round? (make it a right proper food party) (so that i dont die bc all ive eaten for the last few days is fuckin BACON)
It was a French Horn, not that that makes much of a difference. Fuck that kinda sucks, Sound can get real fucking loud. Although it does explain why the underlings are trying to ambush me while they're screaming. Like, I thought they just sucked at ambushes, but that makes a lot more sense.
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38 posts
Page of Stars
Played by Harrison
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Post by smashingBrawler on May 18, 2016 17:19:22 GMT
So, awesome news - just met with my denizen. Xaos. Don't like the dude as much as Echidna but whatever. I asked them about the frogs and forge and guess what the response was.
"It's a surprise"
Which I'm considering to be good news because it means that the stuff is linked to the surprises.
Oh, and yeah, having that party sounds awesome! I realized a little while back that stuff tastes better post-alchemization if you cook it the hard way, and thankfully I saved an old casserole recipe, so I'll make sure to make that and bring it with me.
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85 posts
Dame of Dreams
Played by Phrike
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Post by soothSlayer on May 18, 2016 23:40:52 GMT
wow ur denizen is bein a difficult lil shit can i say im surprised nah im still peeved at him tho even if its futile at least theres still a chance of ur space player stuff bein in the game rather than just straight up baleeted from existence unless the surprise is those things dont fuckin exist in which case shitty surprise
neway guess where i am!!!! thats right, tcs land holy shit the smell is strong here
what sort of landmarks should i b on the lookout 4 if i want 2 meet up w/ u
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69 posts
Waste of Rain
Played by Sam
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Post by technicolour Capitalist on May 19, 2016 18:08:10 GMT
I'm sure Xaos means well, even if he's an asshole. (thats legit how it works wtf am i gettin at here) But yeah, like SS said, at least that means we have hope for frogs and forges!
All aboard for the Bacon and Other Food Goods Party Wagon! Please bring casserole, SB, that sounds so good right now.
(!!!) SS, I can't believe I didn't notice you were here! I would tell you to be on the lookout for bacon, but uh. As you can probably see, there's a lot of that. I've tried to make a big pole in the sky out of the Dream stuff, so I guess be on the lookout for that? Man, I wish I was Rain. I could just craft a beautiful bacon statue out of the good old spit 'n' glue technique and everything would be easy peasy for all involved.
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85 posts
Dame of Dreams
Played by Phrike
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Post by soothSlayer on May 19, 2016 20:42:46 GMT
o fuck i see it and i was so close 2 im p sure i was wandering around in circles for a good hour there so much 4 fate man, cant even trust myself 2 navigate the pork planet
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69 posts
Waste of Rain
Played by Sam
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Post by technicolour Capitalist on May 20, 2016 7:11:33 GMT
I want it on record that SS thought it would be a good idea to roll down a bacon hill, and proceeded to land on me and knock herself out in the process. (omgggggg)
I've literally been stuck under her for so long that I'm resorting to Rain tactics to make myself pass out! Which is totally gonna work, SS is gonna have the funniest face when she's waking me up afterwards. Jokes on you SS, I hope you enjoy dealing with your own KO'd coplayer body! ( >=) )
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85 posts
Dame of Dreams
Played by Phrike
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Post by soothSlayer on May 20, 2016 11:23:07 GMT
yea my bad about that
mistakes were made saw my life flashing b4 my own 2 eyes thankfully no lasting brain dmg also i woke up on pspit and saw some p suspect shit so maybe we should talk about that yknow in person cause i carried u all the way 2 ur house
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69 posts
Waste of Rain
Played by Sam
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Post by technicolour Capitalist on May 20, 2016 16:03:20 GMT
I'm back from forcibly passing out, and I just want everyone to know it went exactly as planned. Also thanks for carrying me home SS, you're the best!
I should probably start talking to you in-real-life, rather than on here, haha!
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38 posts
Page of Stars
Played by Harrison
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Post by smashingBrawler on May 20, 2016 19:00:28 GMT
Okay, so, I have an extra awesome surprise for you guys: My replayee's irradiated house came with an irradiated farm. The farm is no longer irradiated thanks to land tegen cleaning it. The really good news though is this: asside from the tuna in my tuna noodle casserole, I managed to make all of this from scratch. As in, from ingredients that came from the planet we left behind. As in: this food tastes like real food.
Point is, I'll be on my way soon. With food that tastes real. I even managed to get some of my consorts to start cultivating the farm in exchange for boondollars, so I should be able to keep the yield coming.
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85 posts
Dame of Dreams
Played by Phrike
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Post by soothSlayer on May 20, 2016 22:22:52 GMT
np tc i think i may have bounced back from the massive arc drop i suffered on my way here esp w/ that failure of a stunt probably cuz i had 2 carry u through like 5 packs of rowdy underlings mofos were gettin uppity also ya lets meet out front of ur replayees house??
@sb damn not bad man, who tf has a farm in their house tho? is it like a garden or a full on smallscale farm shit man they were prolly a doomsday prepper or some crazy ish
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38 posts
Page of Stars
Played by Harrison
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Post by smashingBrawler on May 22, 2016 5:01:23 GMT
I think they were just... a farmer. Who never really got out much. Probably because of all the farmng they were doing. In a radioactive area. They were probably quarantined or something. Either way, they had a farm attached to the house with a fence, and so the game just took the whole farm with the house, for some reason.
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31 posts
Mage of Hope
Played by Matt
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Post by spacenut on May 24, 2016 19:10:00 GMT
So you're the group I'll have to collaborate with. My land is full of... maps. I don't know what these maps are for.
Also dibs on being the guy who does almost nothing for half the session, only to end up being the most broken one.
I mean, that's the luck I had on first session. I am a weird person, not exactly up to society's standards. According to the almighty FAQ by the so called "grindinglyGodliest", that's apparently exactly why Sburb made me a Mage. It probably was like "You want to be normal and just chill with everyone? SORRY PAL, YOU GOTTA BE THE GUY WHO GIVES CRYPTIC RIDDLES LIKE YODA."
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85 posts
Dame of Dreams
Played by Phrike
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Post by soothSlayer on May 25, 2016 1:42:07 GMT
welcome 2 the party motherfucker also, ur not mage anymore, so (semi)forget all the shit that sburb told u about bein a mage yea real nice rite enjoy forgettin these learned arc boostin behaviors ever god damn time u play were on tc's land rite now but i think we may split soon i could drop by ur land for a bit 2 check on u
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