90 posts
Scout of Sound
Played by Glow
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Post by unstableequilibrium on Jul 15, 2016 18:29:31 GMT
Ignoring the implications of Kevin's rather disturbed laughter for now, you try to take something else out of your sylladex. Out comes your captcharoid camera. Or, well, that's what you hoped for. Instead, you receive four times two-thirds of a now Mist-coloured camera. It smelt like beef. "No, seriously, what the hell?" You murmur, completely stumped. What the hell in your sylladex was causing such immense shenanigans?
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83 posts
Knight of Flow
Played by Nedben
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Post by penitentGropagas on Jul 15, 2016 18:33:40 GMT
"Do you have anything really abstract in there?" You say, perturbed. "Should I try warping clean your abstractions or should we just ride the robot?"
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90 posts
Scout of Sound
Played by Glow
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Post by unstableequilibrium on Jul 15, 2016 18:37:15 GMT
"I..." You can't think of anything in particular to say. "I have no clue whatsoever. Did I say anything about it when I was drunk?" Question said, you muse over his one. "I mean, may as well just go along with the robot. The boots are glitched like crap anyways..." You murmur, looking at the boots that by now have somehow found their way half-way into the floor.
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83 posts
Knight of Flow
Played by Nedben
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Post by penitentGropagas on Jul 15, 2016 18:41:33 GMT
"You happened to alchemize something with the echeladder screen that blew up your alchemiter." You say bluntly, then reach for your wallet before having an idea. "Wait, holdan. We should probably get you a whole new sylladex and eject all this broken stuff so it doesn't mess up stuff later. Wanna test your new alchemy setup?"
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90 posts
Scout of Sound
Played by Glow
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Post by unstableequilibrium on Jul 15, 2016 18:48:56 GMT
"Huh." You state simply. Probably stored whatever the result was in your sylladex, then. Bad life decision. "Wonder if I can abuse this in any- oh, yea, that'd uh, probably be a good idea." You reply, before looking suspiciously up at the space where your sylladex should be. "However, I have spare weapons in there. They might, uh, eject with a bit more... potency, considering my sylladex fires stuff out quite fast."
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83 posts
Knight of Flow
Played by Nedben
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Post by penitentGropagas on Jul 15, 2016 19:02:14 GMT
"You got the grist to replace it if you just chuck out everything off the tower one by one first?" you ask, before looking in the same general direction of where that sylladex should be sitting and twitching. "Um...what exactly is THAT?"
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90 posts
Scout of Sound
Played by Glow
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Post by unstableequilibrium on Jul 15, 2016 19:22:38 GMT
"Uh, I... maybe? I don't think so, for the weapons though. Might have to farm for a it using my equipped one, but it's nothing too ba-" You're cut off by the vaguely annoyed and/or disturbed comment from PG. "I, uh, what do you mean?" You question, confused.
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83 posts
Knight of Flow
Played by Nedben
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Post by penitentGropagas on Jul 15, 2016 19:34:34 GMT
" NGAAAAH!" you declare, suddenly having the Ring of Undyne on and shooting at something narratively undefined in midair, having the effect of shooting a bunch of energy spears into the ceiling, then trying to hug a similarly nonexistent object while smiling cheerily, causing you to flop off the couch and onto the floor, writhing a little then calming down momentarily as Fred slams the chill out button somewhere repeatedly. "That thing in your inventory." you say as you roll over, shifting between completely pissed off and absolutely joyful midstatement, then jittering again and saying something that sounds like a discordant burst of colors that could pass for modern art. All of your emotions are royally flipping the fuck out.
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90 posts
Scout of Sound
Played by Glow
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Post by unstableequilibrium on Jul 15, 2016 20:58:41 GMT
You swear and quickly duck under the sudden barrage of glowing blue spears that fly above your head, slamming into the ceiling before Kevin practically jumps over your head and knocks you onto the floor as he rolls across the room. "O-ow?" You exclaim, managing to look even more confused than before. You were completely up for people jumping on you for- well, uh, but this didn't apparently seem quite like what he was going for, to be honest.
With him stating what was presumably setting him off in... uh, a spree of hopefully temporary insanity, you slowly push yourself to a sitting position again, blinking as the strange sensations are picked up by [Drown In Sound]. Well, you had someone literally throwing yourself at your feet to do something about it, so... you should probably try to toss it away. "Well, I'll uh, just go... throw this away...?" You half-ask the other player, looking somewhat uncertain.
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83 posts
Knight of Flow
Played by Nedben
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Post by penitentGropagas on Jul 15, 2016 21:25:19 GMT
"Yes yes yes no maybe yes no yes yes maybe yes og." you say in rapid succession, doing an aileron roll thanking to the power of wasting pluck on jittery flashsteps in place. "Too happysadbassexplosionhungrytornadosilverenjoyragedisturbpalebluekingdomarousednightmarebflat."
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90 posts
Scout of Sound
Played by Glow
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Post by unstableequilibrium on Jul 15, 2016 21:48:21 GMT
"...I'm just gonna take that as a yesss then." You murmur, still rather confused, before slowly backing out of the room and over to the balcony. Mind going over the currently stored actions for your items, you quickly start chaining movements of your arms together, firing out what can only really be called a Pile of Glitch that kind of splurges out in a fittingly buggy fashion before flopping to the ground below. For most of this, you keep your eyes shut and as many of your senses held back as possible to avoid anything strange happening, dumping what can probably be described as Crap™ out of your spire. When it finally feels like your inventory is empty, you open your eyes again.
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83 posts
Knight of Flow
Played by Nedben
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Post by penitentGropagas on Jul 15, 2016 21:57:26 GMT
Your thoughts no longer a tango of insanity and only mostly full of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and music videos being spammed by horrorterrors who were enjoying the interface screws, you get up, suddenly fine.
"Well, that was easy." you say in the general direction of Sam. "Is that mess over? I still feel warm and fuzzy from the last of it."
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90 posts
Scout of Sound
Played by Glow
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Post by unstableequilibrium on Jul 15, 2016 22:10:51 GMT
You head back inside, looking down with a bemused expression at the now apparently lucid Kevin. "Well, uh, it seems so. It's all dropped somewhere waaay far down now so that should be the last anyone sees of it." You state, looking down at him. "You, uh, ok now?" You question, ducking in a bit to make sure he was alright.
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83 posts
Knight of Flow
Played by Nedben
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Post by penitentGropagas on Jul 15, 2016 22:18:16 GMT
"Pretty much yeah." you say, being fine as the memes slow their roll into your brain. "So, uh, is your inventory fixed now, or do you still need a new one?"
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90 posts
Scout of Sound
Played by Glow
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Post by unstableequilibrium on Jul 15, 2016 22:22:24 GMT
"Well, guess we better find out. Grabbing a can of Atomic Kola, you store it in your inventory with a roll of your wrist before repeating the action, causing the can to shoot back out into your hand. It... looked alright. After a brief cursory glance over it, you shrug, and open the cap before taking a deep gulp of the liquid.
Grimacing slightly, you wipe the small trickles off your mouth. "Tastes and looks like crap. Yea, this is the same drink; inventory looks better now." You declare, putting the rest of the drink back down. A bit of the green liquid remains on your cheek, and you give a quiet but annoyed noise at it, trying to get it off. The thing was stick as hell.
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